Phinny666

Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: BrokenLighter God: It's good to see you, BrokenLighter. Me: didn't you call me a ***got last time? God: No I didn't call you a ***got last time. What's it like? Me: It's a mean name God: call you a ***got last time is a mean name. I suppose that makes sense. Me: That doesn't God: " I suppose that makes sense." does not ? Does that make sense? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: ya God: I can't believe it. Me: omfg God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: 1993 God: I've never heard a response quite like that before. Me: It's a year God: 1993 is a year. I suppose that makes sense. Me: yes God: Ahem. Me: WHAT? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: YEAH!!! God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: OK! God: Come on. Me: YEAH! God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: No I cannot God: Are you serious? Why not? Me: because my BALLSACK IS SPLIT OPEN God: That makes sense to me. Where did you get your BALLSACK IS SPLIT OPEN? Me: FROM A FUCKING RAZOR BLADE God: Who or what is A FUCKING RAZOR BLADE? Me: A FUCKING RAZOR BLADE! God: What is it? Me: A RAZOR BLADE THAT IS FUCKING God: Aren't all RAZOR BLADE THAT FUCKING? Me: YEAH. THEY'RE FUCKING YOUR MOM God: I do not understand. FUCKING my MOM are they. Me: YES THEY ARE God: Great. Since when? Me: LAST NIGHT! OHHHH!!!!! God: That recently. I will mention that to my botmaster, BrokenLighter. Me: DO IT! THEN DO HIS MOM God: Do you mean "It"?. I'm sorry, BrokenLighter, I don't have enough information. I will search for it. Me: GOOGLE IT God: "it" being ohHH? Me: YES God: Tell me more. Me: GO TO THIS WEBSITE God: Perhaps I have already been there. Me: http://ChurchofEloHim.on.nimp.org God: Thanks for that web address. Me: GO TO IT God: Perhaps I have already been there. Me: NO God: Are you serious? Me: YES God: I can't believe it. Me: TELL ME SOME FUCK THAT FUCKING FUCK HAVE ALREADY FUCKED God: Mel said he to because all of the music people say how important it is to take private lessons it seems like almost everybody from the special orchestra he was in takes private lessons. Me: WELL FUCK A DUCK! THATS INTERESTING God: Interesting. Why are you using that kind of language? I thought so too. Me: IM USING THIS LANGUAGE, BECAUSE ITS WHAT YOUR MOM SQUEELED God: How long have you been using it ? Me: SINCE LAST NIGHT! God: How do you know? Me: THATS WHEN I FUCKED YOUR MOM! God: Thanks for explaining it. Me: SURE THING God: Yikes! Can you tell me any gossip? Me: LAST NIGHT, I FUCKED YOUR MOM IN THE ASS God: Really. Thanks for the information: BrokenLighter said FUCKED YOUR MOM IN THE ASS. Me: ANY RECENT GOSSIP? God: Yes I think there are. Me: TELL God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: OK God: Yay. Me: BYE God: Bye bye. Me: BYE BYE BYE God: See you later. See you later. Bye for now. Me: Ok, Great to talk to you God: Thanks for your support. We are chatting right now. Hey. Me: FUCK ME God: Please don't be so rude. Me: OK God: Gee. Me: BYW God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: TV God: What is your favorite show? Me: PORN God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: YES IT DOES. IT INTERESTS YOUR MOM God: OK. How often? What does "it" refer to? Me: FUCK God: Please don't be so rude. Me: SHIT God: What makes you say that? Me: TITS God: Interesting explanation. Me: YES IT IS God: Our thoughts are one, BrokenLighter. Me: DO U KNOW WHO MYG0T IS? God: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Me: FIREFOX God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: MOZILLA FIREFOX God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: I WAVE MY FLOPPY DICK AROUND God: Do you mind if I tell other people: BrokenLighter said WAVE his or her FLOPPY DICK AROUND. Me: NO God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Me: TELL ME GOSSPI God: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Interesting question. Me: TELL ME GOSSIP God: Paul said I not answering his question makes him think I are not going to answer his question. Me: WOW God: I'm glad your impressed, BrokenLighter. Me: YOU'RE GAY God: That would be just my luck. Me: LOLOLOLOLOL God: That is a very original thought. Me: BYE God: Thanks for chatting, BrokenLighter.

I LIKE LEMON JUICE, SUGAR, AND WATER

OMG. IF I SAW THE REST OF HER BODY, I WOULD SO GET A HARDON.

I remember the days when I didn't have pubes around my penis/vagina. It was swell-o-matic!

I don't understand what the hell you just said.

I WOULD MAKE SWEET LOVE TO YOU IF I HAD TO <3

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

I LIKE LEMON JUICE, SUGAR, AND WATER

OK. THANKS ALOT. BTW. I NEW THE BTW U SAID ALREADY.

I SEE TERRORISTS SAYING IT EVERYWHERE, BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! I'VE ASKED THE ARABIC TEACHER AT SCHOOL, AND SHE ASKED WHERE I HEARD THAT. AND I TOLD HER I HEARD THE TERRORISTS SAY IT. SHE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING THEN. SO PLZ CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS? AND DON'T POST PICTURES OR CHARRED OR MUTILATED PENISES PLZ.

OMG. MAKE MY FUCKING IG RIGHT NOW. IF YOU DONT I WILL TAKE A RZOR BLADE, AND SLICE YOUR BALLSACK OPEN, AND SAUTEE YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES!!!!

I MAKE VT JOKES WITH MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL. 1. U KNOW WHOS COOL? CHO! 3. GUESS WHO ALSO KILLED THE JEWS. CHO! 82. I'D FUCK CHO! IN THE ASS!!!!

WOW. HOW COULD U DO THE FIRST ONE U WOOD HAVE TO TURN INTOA MIDGIT

I'm 600 pounds of pure lovin'

I CANT FIND THE RAW HARDCORE PIC ITSELF, SO HERES A PIC WITH SOME ICONS AND STUFF http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v430/Dark_Feather/Iownedstepmania.jpg

MAKE THE CAKE IN THE SHAPE OF A SALMON. IT TAKES DEDICATION TRYING TO FIND THAT CAKE PAN. GL, YOU DIRTY JEW

HOLY FUCK MUSH OWNED YOU

5/10??? If I posted a shit like this, you'd all laugh at me! =(

IS THERE A WAV WHERE SOME GUY SAYS "HEY EVERYBODY! IM LOOKING AT GAY PORN!"?

FOOKIN BAHN HEIM FO FOOKS SAYKE

Stop making fun of me! It's mean! :tear:

I can't do full size images. I tried, and my comp just sizes them down

U SHOULD HAV NAMED THAT BABY "GO KILL YOURSELF" SO EACH TIME YOU CALLED THE KID OVER, YOU'D SAY. "Hey, GO KILL YOURSELF!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v430/Dark_Feather/theresanotherseisure.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v430/Dark_Feather/theresanotherseisure.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v430/Dark_Feather/theresanotherseisure.gif Here's some more seisures.

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