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  1. DeadMonkey posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kp5OxEzxuSg i've not seen it on here before, this guy is amazing i'm mostly impressed by how fast he can move his right hand like that! :rockon:
  2. DeadMonkey posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    link: http://www.voodish.co.uk/articles/75-year-old-woman-has-worlds-fastest-home-broadband-connection-at-40gbps/ wtf would a granny want with 40gbps?
  3. DeadMonkey posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    wtf does that have to do with this clip? and sort ur sig, [img= not [url= bloody thicket
  4. look at the pic he only has one boot. and one trainer? i bet he stole the boot and was waiting for them to put the other boot out on display. i bet he wished he got the other boot, then his left foot would'nt be so bad
  5. build your own biker in just 30mins http://www.scheurijzer.nl/image/0c1_bikecrash2.jpg
  6. DeadMonkey posted a post in a topic in Steam Powered Games
    the awp does'nt fire straight anymore when unscoped so putting an X there wont help, but the scout is still ok!!
  7. http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/Pictures%20for%20site/Random%20Pictures/Reclaim%20America.jpg http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/Pictures%20for%20site/Random%20Pictures/Abortion%20Sends%20Babies%20to%20God%20Faster.jpg
  8. it needs more frags tbh, and maybe a better choice of music? something a bit more up-beat... u could of used that zoomin feature with vegas on the texture2, deagle headshot would of looked nice! but atleast u put in the effort i just cant be arsed anymore... gg
  9. DeadMonkey posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    give it ten years and she'll have cunt cancer, poor fucker
  10. DeadMonkey posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    what a fat pussy, it does'nt hurt when u get petrol on ur hand and set fire to it, as only the vapor burns, friggin ass hat bth should of just missed out the zippo bit and just poured petrol on himself
  11. DeadMonkey posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    well ur the fucking idiot for askin here, little more i can say
  12. DeadMonkey posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    omg make one or just use google, its not like its hard.. are u gonna use css aswell? loads of websites out there with crappy 'templates'
  13. yea thourght it was old, but my memory is shit
  14. i can confirm that her boobs are ok!
  15. what OS?
  16. DeadMonkey posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    lmao i live in england you are a dirty pikey, just because 'some' of u migrated to arab land does not mean it's yours k? here is a link just so u dont think im making it up wiki?: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel Jews living in the Diaspora have sought to emigrate into Israel throughout the centuries. For example, in 1141 Yehuda Halevi issued a call to the Jews to emigrate to Eretz Israel and eventually died in Jerusalem. In 1267, Nahmanides settled in Jerusalem and since then a continual Jewish presence in Jerusalem has been maintained. Yosef Karo immigrated to the large Jewish community in Safed in 1535. Waves of immigration also occurred, for example in the years 1209-1211, the "aliyah of the Rabbis of France and England" to Acre became famous as in 1258 and 1266. In 1260, Yechiel of Paris emigrated to Acre along with his son and a large group of followers. Small waves of immigration occurred during the 18th century out of religious motives, famously Menachem Mendel of Vitebsk and 300 of his followers, Judah he-Hasid and over 1000 disciples, and over five hundred disciples (and their families) of the Vilna Gaon known as Perushim. Waves of rabbinical students immigrated in 1808-1809, settling in Tiberias, Safed and then in Jerusalem.[18] In 1860, the old Jewish community in Jerusalem started building neighborhoods outside the walls of the Old City (the first one being Mishkenot Sha’ananim). In 1878, the first modern agricultural settlement was founded in the form of Petah Tikva. Fail
  17. DeadMonkey posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    IM SORRY WAS U UPSET BY MY STATEMENT. once ur done shouting at ur screen pls go here and live a full life away from these forums :gaysex:
  18. DeadMonkey posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    The jews stole the land from the palestinian people in 1947 it was and STILL is palestinian land, they have every right to repel jews from there land, hell whats a few bombs compared to gasing dunno what there moaning about :P
  19. it's a wig!
  20. DeadMonkey posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    no. anything black other than a dildo does not impress me
  21. lmao that guy deffo takes it up the shitter!
  22. Sounds like a dead GFX card to me, borrow one off a pal (if u have any) and test it, you wont get a startup beep if ur GFX card if forked unless u have on-board then it will default to that and boot (if it works lol) i maybe old with the times does VC stand for Video Card?
  23. DeadMonkey posted a post in a topic in Computer Discussion
    just change the boot.ini on ur original HD [boot loader] timeout=30 default=multi(0)disk(0)rdisk(0)partition(1)\WINDOWS [operating systems] multi(0)disk(0)rdisk(0)partition(1)\WINDOWS="Windows Server 2003, Enterprise" /noexecute=optout /fastdetect multi(0)disk(0)rdisk(0)partition(2)\WINDOWS="Microsoft Windows XP Professional" /fastdetect i just copy pasted myn here i'll let u work out the parameters, i aint gonna hold ur hand or anything else for that matter Edit: it can be found here: control panel>System>advanced>Startup and recovery>Edit
  24. try this... http://www.persegonha1.kit.net/female_comdom.jpg if that fails try Kaspersky one of the best out there, its not free, so use ur brain and get a copy somewhere ;)
  25. DeadMonkey posted a post in a topic in Computer Discussion
    chances are ur noob ass is on a dynamic ip, reboot modem. continue to be a cock sucker