skankuser1

Yeah, I have a couple of black people in my family tree. THEY'RE STILL HANGING FROM IT.

Please, go cut off your nutsack.

I drive a Ferrari Enzo and Hondas are pieces of fucking shit. Eat my semen.

You don't have to worry about the IP address, it'll crash whatever server you join anyway.

I can usually get about 13 in me, but after 14, I start ejaculating blood.

Nothing will ever top the PS1. Ever.

Don't ever post here again bitch.

No, actually, it's a hope I have for him. An accidental run in with a blender, or meat grinder, and his penis will be cut to shreds.

How about you go break your penis off?

That's because you're a dumbass.

Welcome newbie.

That would just be for felony charges I think.

I could shit out a better idea. Little rabbit pellets of shit.

Well...I really wish at the moment I could crucify Jesus again.

I think you both have the mental prowess of a chicken raping itself.

http://www.filmsite.org/escenes/teamamerica.jpg Team America...for that reason alone. :gaysex2:

For some reason, this story sounds awful fishy. Cops are not going to come searching at a guy's house for two stolen computer games. Either something bigger is going down, or you're telling a pretty shitty April Fools joke. Besides, any type of law enforcement agency has to obtain a search warrant before entering a suspected "hot zone." Otherwise, any evidence obtained is considered unusable. Sounds to me though like an April Fools prank.

...he sounds pretty pissed. http://www.break.com/index/dell_tech_support_moron.html

Now if I were the judge, I would let him in for originality...under the condition he burns that god damn skank 'stache off.

What's the song playing in the beginning of this video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3pTQBNgFdY I can't get it out of head :wtcslap:

Your "God" has to be one sadistic fucker to send someone to hell just because they prefer penis over a vagina. They may be stupid, but certainly not worth being bbqed over.

Haha, I loved it. 9/10 By the way, what's the song that's playing at the beginning?

http://whatsbruin.net/images/trojans.jpg ?????????????????????????????????

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Y'know, before I watched this I said to myself "I think I'm gonna go take a shit, but I'll watch this video first." But instead, I'm now constipated and can't shit. THANKS FOR WASTING THAT 5 MINUTES YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING SHITHEAD. :no: