brainworm

http://www.swmoore.com/images/kthx/lustfuldesires.jpg

lynch the black guy and have sex with his corpse

i fucked your dad last night your dad is so fat that when he walks he beats himself off

i saw the name of this thread in General and i thought to myself "FUCKING OLD" so i clicked on the thread name to confirm that this was actually the story that i thought it was (even though i was 100% sure) i saw that it was so i got pissed and i'm like "I'M GOING TO POST SAYING THIS IS OLD. THAT'LL SHOW HIM" but wait, people will do that for me. i better not bother.

guys don't laugh

nice name, "Sniper257" original, yet innovative.

get her a book

nice cake dude, YOU'RE IN! get on IRC and register your nick. welcome to myg0t

A trichinosis larva and a botfly maggot walk into a bar. The botfly maggot turns to the trichinosis larva and says "hey buddy, I heard you like pork." The trichonosis larva looks the the botfly maggot right in the spiracles and says "indeed, I encyst upon it."

two guy walk into bar you think first guy warn second guy

this guy must be a logician http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJPavJmsUoU

good thing they put a blanket over her bare legs or this would have been inhumane. close call.

ROFL ROFL ROFL oh man this is funny. some of the youtube comments are funny as hell. "LOLLLLLLLL, what a DICK! His parents probably keep him locked in a padded room with an old vintage B&W TV from 1975 for entertainment. He probably reads dictionaries on the shitter. The newscaster was hot though. I know she was thinking 'God, I can't wait until this interview is over.'" " i hate this kid for some reason its probably his glasses or his attitude but i hope he dies of cancer" " Hahaha, 'did you say my name wong?' She should have said, 'did you say wrong wrong?'"

http://www.gooeyholes.dk/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Sexy%20chick%20loves%20the%20heavy%20pounding_x3.jpg yeah

H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4!!! you are a genius

God

this is the sexiest video i could find on all the internet http://youtube.com/watch?v=hN4k_6n7bbg

fuck i knew it

hahahhaahhaahhahaa

i wonder if the brain is big too!

oh. FEEL FREE TO FLAME ME PLZ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk2sPl_Z7ZU not sure if this is fake or not, looks pretty impressive though

lmao in real life

Hannibal "Try peeling off your face"

yeah daxflame rules go watch his video diaries