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No ta you raging ***got

Hrd times Hooden... hard times

weed plays a arge part in depression :sly:

LMAO.... how hot! :gaysex:

dont get me started on psychologists theories

Ive had 2 lucid dreams in my lifetime... most amazing things ever. I first learnt about it when i did my psychology course at college.... I can always remember my dreams really vividly.. its crazy. I used to have this one where i was in this deserted place, really hot, lots of sand around, and theres this bunker type shelter thing, a concrete room with 2 windows and a door, no glass in them, just square holes. Then someone comes into the room through the door, and i try to punch them, but it goes in slow motion and i get really frustrated because my punches dont hit/hurt. Then i run out of the weird room out into the open where its deserted, dusty and isolated... like a desert but without sand, just dried out dirt. anyway... Im tryin gto run over this hill away from this person, but my legs wont let me go anywhere and hes catching up behind me... Then i wake up. I always have that dream

Read up... i think he said he was kidding. I've got no mental health problems, but my mums a manic depressive and schizophrenic. Which on doing research a while back, can be known to heredatiry. So if i accidently hunt any of you down and kill you while you sleep... blame the voices.

I love nothing more than to fart in bed and cupcake my partner

Houston, do you hear me? Ground control, can you feel me? Need permission to land Oooooh hoooo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Id go with the gay swede But edging more towards SAW's jigsaw http://www.darkfocus.com/uploaded_images/saw2_jigsaw-728130.jpg

Everybody... if you cant get a girl but your best friend can... its time to.... "............."

Jesus fucking christ Wearing a size 10 does not mean you are a size 10. Why can't women see that trying to squeeze into something thats half your size will not only make you appear hippo like, but you'll look ever so slightly deluded. "Look mummy, im thin, i can fit into a pair of size 10 jeans!!" "Yes, but your flab is trying to find the nearest exit" :sleep: If i was a lesbian, this would also turn me off

Why thankyou

you made one hell of a mess!

Hey.. when you gotta fart... you gotta fart...

A gay... hell, id be the best dressed housemate second to him! And he can clean the flat and cook and what have you. Plus they could walk around naked and not worry about getting embarrassed infront of me due to them wanting men. I could also make a fortune by filming them having sex, then sell it to some ameture gay porn site. Ive got it all worked out:naughty:

I'm 20 coon face :cool:

On men - hairy and spotty backs

Awww man... I miss the pikey assed cunt already :tear:

:lmfao: I see alot of prepubescent kids who are ugly as sin. I retract my earlier statement :lmfao:

I dont care As long as its amature makes me feel like a peep show pervert :naughty:

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