Everything posted by the_br0k3n
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EXCLUSIVE INSIDER LEAK: VALVE CANCELS HALF-LIFE 2
Half-life oldschool owned. I only started playing CS because no one was playing HL anymore. HL owns. Fuck you kiddies and your CS. I cant wait for HL2 to get some more good old HL in.
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lets see how smart u ppl are
I should retake the SAT. Here I come 2,400 and MIT.
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insane fight
I bet the police love it when other niggs do their job for them. Beating niggs that is.
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I Hate Smoke Burps
Wow. You guys need to learn to smoke weed and not swallow weed smoke.
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FRAPS
Fraps can capture any openGL game. Just use fraps.
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Canada Fucken Blows
How can you say Canada sucks? your just sitting infront of a computer. Just go get drunk all day everyday. Thats what I did since Im only 19.
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Education Q's
I got a 670 overall on the GED and that was good enought to get me into the University of Oregon. My major is chemisty tho... and I got a 790 in the science and math sections. I didnt have the 2 years of a language but they let me just write a letter saying I would take a language within the first 2 years.
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Here's a great pic to jack off to.
Just like you are raged on purpose. :bowrofl:
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Here's a great pic to jack off to.
Seems your too raged to type in urls correctly :dunno:
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Here's a great pic to jack off to.
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/jaketeck-PWNED.jpg
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My myg0t application
It was something they were doing last night. They had 20 questions you were supposed to anwser. If you got them all right you would get in. So the first page and a half was full of "My myg0t application" threads.
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AIM rage
Im surprised he didnt see it comming after that.
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My myg0t application
Summertime sure brings out the Wiener Kids. myg0t sure knows how to make them dance. Dance Wiener Kids, dance.
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I think my kid is smoking dope
Wow, he maybe lies to you. So you lie to him. The whole "Do as I say, Not as I do" will get you no where. If you can't tell if your kid is using drugs maybe you should start being a better father.
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GMAIL.GOOGLE.COM
I have a gmail account. Just got an invite from on of my friends whom was an ininatial tester. It just displays two of those google adds on the side, it rocks.
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AAC to mp3?
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/jaketeck-googlejackson.jpg
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What is the worst punishment for this?
Find out what the squatting laws are like in your area. Also, find out if the place has power, if it doesn't get it hooked up in your name. If there are squatting laws that uselly helps.
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I hate yuo myg0t 2 -finished
Your animation style is awesome, I love when the run. HAHAHAHAHA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! <----- Feel good catch phrase of the summer.
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omg more irc funny
<l337abe> You can't shoot me with that. That goes against the ten commandments. <Jaketeck> That's funny, I don't recall the ten commandments saying anything about killing robots. <l337abe> Huh? <Jaketeck> Put this metal bucket on your head. <Jaketeck> That's it, now tell me I have a big dick. <Jaketeck> In a robot voice, fucker!
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EyeReesh and Marcus want dog!
Dude, dude dude dude, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD Im not even joking
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sonne's 7
If its just weed.... The sustance the urine test is for gets stored in your fat. So, get running fatty, burn off the fat. If its a hair test good luck. All the water, vinegar, detox stuff is all urban legends.
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Black and White 2
Too bad by the sixth map you will relise that your still doing the same shit as on the first map, now you just have todo it alot longer to get to the next map.
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paritioning software
The way I used to do it was to put PM on a floppy boot disk. I was able to partition for XP/Red hat like that.
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GG Optical Camouflage
Girls locker room, here I come! http://projects.star.t.u-tokyo.ac.jp/projects/MEDIA/xv/oc.html I thought it might be fake, but then I saw it in Time. http://www.time.com/time/2003/inventions/invinvisible.html
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listen to my half assed techno music
Too many boops, not enought beeps. Listen to ATB - 9am ( Till I come ) You need beeps like that, those beeps are crowd pleasers.