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No need to heat your home! Just buy a xbox2!

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No guys, he has a point. He saying that if you shoot someone, its justifiable if you made the gun. :doh2:

I like the one where he teaches you to rig a laptop with thermite, incase the feds bust in and you have to destroy evidence. His homemade battering ram is pretty cool too, Ramzi is just funny.

Thats a terribly painful way to die.

I dont mind playing a black, as long as there are lots of Haitians to kill.

It happen to me, twice. I liked it so much the first time that I reported myself.

When Peter turn their station wagon into the General Lee. He jumps in one window, then brian just to jump in the other, but its closed. So Brian is passed out and Peter says "Oh sorry about that Brian, forgot to roll down your window....... Wake up sleepy, Wake up sleepy head" or in the same episode when Chris can't talk to same because he found out shes a girl. She tells him to treat her like a boy so they can talk. She asks him he wants to go make out, he responds "Yes sir!"

I like this one more

What the hell are you talking about? The armed services are too full as it is. The Air Force is upping its physical fitness standards to try to make some more room. The Army has so many new recruits it can not train them fast enought. All the basic training bases are at full capacity, the waiting list is months long. Fuck you. You unpatriotic fuck. Move to Canada right now. Why would you stay in a country that you do not support, and would not stand to protect it?

Ok start, but we really need more.

Jenteal has been doing that for years. Edit: On second thought, we should think of something terrible for her todo, then chip in to get it.

I Thought that if you had linux on your xbox you couldnt get on xbox live. Mouse > Analog stick

I was talking about someone building a giant ship on top of a mountain, and hauling all that wood up there. So they would be going from a lower alititude to a higher one, carrying a shit load of wood. Im not saying that I belive that one man and his family some how built this big ass boat, then there was a great flood. Im saying that if they find a boat up there, it will definatly change my views. Oh, and know one really knows how big the ark is, because in the bible it says god told him to make it 300 cubits long. If I remeber a cubit is length of the forearm from the tip of the middle finger to the elbow. Was noah a midgit or a freak with huge forearms?

Battery life. 2 and a half minutes.

Wow, you really have no common sense do you? To get enought wood almost 18,000 feet to build this huge boat all the way back in 4000BC to 2350BC would have been impossible. At that altitude there is only about have as much oxygen as at sea level. You slowly start to get fatigued, and edema (when the lungs fatally fill with fluid) and high-altitude cerebral edema (when the oxygen-starved brain swells up) will start to set in without bottled oxygen. Im almost positive there are no stuctures built at that altitude. I know one crazy ass wants to build a hotel on the side of everest, but at this point thats still a pipe dream. The only way a boat that big is going to get ontop on a mountain that high is by god. Being how long ago it was they probly wont even find wood. Just fosilised remains.

Wow, congradulations, you are now the biggest moron I have ever met. If they find a huge ass boat up there, that dates back to the time of noah I would consider that reputable evidence that god does exist. To get a 600 foot long boat up a 17,000 foot mountian is truely an act of god. The second they find that boat, is the same second I become a fucking preist.

Wow is myg0t a subsidiary of lucky jeans now?

I did this a few years back. A sidestreet off of one of my cities busiest streets was getting torn up at an intersection, I think they were fixing some water lines, but there was a hole about 10 feet deep across the whole street. Some friends at I were walking past this construction at about 4am, so, we waited till no cars were comming, moved 2 of these huge 5x8 detour signs onto the main road detouring them down the street that was under construction. I was pretty awesome, because the whole was about 2 blocks down, so when that first wave of cars hit, they got to the hole and tried to back up. But it was too late, more cars were already behind them. There was one of those road construction LED marquee signs, we set it up to say "Ninja Squad Owns you".