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    What are some easy ways to kill yourself?

    mongoose123 posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    yup, uncyclopedia. Answer to all lifes problems!
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    What are some easy ways to kill yourself?

    mongoose123 posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    You will need: * A good high building or cliff * No regrets * Optional: A cape 1. Locate a nice high building or cliff to jump off of. 2. Go to the top. 3. Jump. 4. Do a flip. Die. http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/5941/howtosuicidebuildingvl2ek8.jpg This method has a number of advantages. It's simple. It's dramatic. You can save on funeral costs and have yourself buried in a pizza box. On the other hand, if it's raining, your clothes will get soaked and your body will just wash down the drain. Also, it's just not terribly original. Dozens of people try to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge every year. Boring. VERDICT : Not worth it, use your own fucking brain/grow up