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24th July 2007 18@35 GMT - EVERYTHING IS WORKING FINE AND ONLY A LITTLE POST O NTHE WEBSITE SAYSY THEY ARE AHVING PROBLEMS WITH A BOT. = WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Yes kids it's that time of the day again, with the big coloured blobs!! This is Twinky, Ladle, and Plop! They are the multicoloured blobs. Can you hear what they are saying children? We can if they step closer. Twinky : BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO Ladle : BLIP BLOP BLIP BLOP Plop: That's right children, total nonsense. WELL YOU TRY SELLING THIS SHIT TO OVER 30 OTHER COUNTRIES, IT'S NOT F**KING EASY KIDS! Let's ask Plop a question. Plop, are you a boy? (Waves head) Are you a girl? (waves head) Are you totally asexuall in order to sell this shit to the lucrative middle-eastern market? (Nods)

My life is an endless persuit of a digital dream. The only thing worth living for is CSS it's simply astounding. I believe that the world should unite under one big CSS cock - this justifies me paying $200+ for the possibility of being an admin.

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2 main things here. 1. Please if someone knows any communities that exploit or hack secondlife or know where to download any hacks relating to second life e.g the copybot - or anything remotely secondlife exploit orientated, could you please tell me where i may find such information/forum/whatever? 2. I think secondlife should deserve more of myg0t's attention simply because it has a real economy on which so many people depend on, if you hack/exploit this game succesfully you can earn some good money / rage ALOT of people VERY much. I think it really should be more recongnized with myg0t, once again especially because of the money that can be made, Already by simply attaching an object to yourself and making it transparent and into a simple shape, and then attaching it to yourself and walking over to the roullette table, you can almost steal over $20 real dollars on one shot if you have alot of people playing and doubling their bets. I MEAN CONCENTRATE ---------------------- THERE IS SOME [REAL] EXPLOITING AND RAGE OPPORTUNITIES HERE!! (If you don't care much for this don't start saying shit, I'm not asking for you to care)

Don't pretend you didn't laugh.

Nah never get raged by anyone here because no one insults me directly, and when they do - LOL it's the internet - who cares? I made this post since I was bored, and i thought - how could I make some poeple laugh, and I thought this would be a funnny thing to do. And offcourse you don't have to believe me, enjoy the interview.

I say ''more contraversial'' and it's just generally more of a lead into the main part than my actuall belief, as for the attention, I thought I would make a joke. thanks for finding it funny.

With the recent dismissal of Kevin_Mitnick And the forums calming down a bit, I decided to track down, and host an interview with what seemed as one of myg0t's more controversial members. No animals were hurt in the making of this interview. Me: Kevin are there any things you would like to say before this interview. Kevin: Yes, I would firstly like to appologize to all the disruption I had caused to the forums, it was unnessesary and wrong, I came to realise this when my father had done his weekly check on my recent internet activity (He has this program on which I can't seem to stop, it is called norton childsafety and seeing how the only two things i know how to work on a computer being minesweeper and internet explorer I had great difficulty doing much to stop it) found out that I have been wasting my time and kicked me around a bit. Me: I see Kevin, so have you had much abuse in your life, and by the way how old are you? Kevin: I am 15 and a half. Well actually yes, my father is a very strict christian who seems to follow only the child beating dictations of christianity, he enjoys practicing them on me when he is drunk, he enjoys playing this ''game'' on me he likes to call ''The murder in venice.'' Me: Tell us a bit more about yourself Kevin. Kevin: Well seeing how my father always abuses me it had made me act very innapropriately in high school. Being the social outcast is never easy, but i had a very serious health problem at the same time - a dysfunction with my sexuall arousal (If I need to release sexuall frustration I have to otherwise things go very wrong). Now being at highschool and not being able to get any girls as such due to my erraticly weird behaviour I had alot of sexual tention, which embarrasingly ended up with me having to masturbate secretly during classes. When the faculty had found this out i was immediately monitored until i was officially caught releasing my fluids all over a very old proffesor of mine (which had killed him due to shear shock - this had cause my father to introduce a new game into our roleplays ''The Crucifiction'') I was eventually expelled from the school and had spent alot of time at home. Me: How did you find an interest in posting on the myg0t forums? Kevin: I had saved up some money (My father would pay me for satisfying his ''biblical'' needs) on which i had bought the book ''Google for dummies'' this taught me the basics of searching on google. One day my dad asked me to do as search for him otherwise he would invite 10 men to play ''bukkake'' with me, I didn't know what this was but anything coming from my father was deeply hurtfull but he assured me it was becasue he loved me. More on the search, it was something or other to do with God, which i had misspelt with a 0 and a T (I was still learning typing at the time) and is how I found the myg0t forums. I believed that these forums were a pefect way to express my diminished childhood. I had imagined that myg0t would be a wonderful safe haven where I could annoy anyone i wanted withought getting physically assaulted by them. I believed that the myg0t users stood for all those people who oppressed me in the past and I could write as much as I wanted to In order to make them annoyed, it was such a beautifull visual I could never forget, one by one, i imagined the forum members were various people in my life and as soon as they were angered, i would masturbate for a prolonged time before ejaculating (My father caught me once and said this was good practice for a game called ''Fatherly love'',) There was a moment when a certain myg0t member said ''How much I love you Kevin'' - I decided to pretend he was my father, as these were words I always wanted him to say. Me: Thank you kevin for your time, is there anything you would like to say in closing? Kevin: Yes once again I would like to appologise for everything I have done, you have meant alot to me myg0t, I believe you were the only thing in life I had. Well it looks like I have to go, it's 5 o'clock and my dad brought some friends over for ''Spank the donkey.'' Me: No problem Kevin I wish you the very best, it was nice meeting you. P.S I had a video and pictures of me doing the interview but I had decided to delete them in order to make this thread friendly for 56k users, I swear on Kevin's life.

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At first i thought, oh no he stole this from someone else, then i realised some idiot bumbed a year-old thread

Readin is gay - Flipping Burgers Isn't gay - ? - Bad profit

YOU WIN

ARMiN is the perfect judge on who's posts make how much sense.

Mini cooper FTW k?

I voted yes but - Change game to something more modern + up the win to $5. It's good to see someone trying to put the rage back into these forums. Then again we could make a big myg0t contest where say everyone deposits 3$ and the winner takes all, or maybe with top three winner prizes. Think about it.

1. - Proof? 2. - Raged? 3. - g0t life?

I almost cut my wrists, raped my mum and ran for the nearest junk yard. Nah i get what you're saying :naughty:

This is very easy to prove since the poll results are hidden. I believe you very much, Signed Porkus

I'm still trying to figure out why i put you on that poll..... I just remember alot of people complaining about you lately..... LOL w/e ARMiN FTL

What are you hiding form me? DO I SMELL HIDDEN SARCASM!

No there is no mis-match of intelligence here, YOU didn't get me, and I didn't get you. I am saying my posts per DAY are higher than yours. And as you now claim to not dilike me for that, why do you dislike me?

LOL fair nuff :)

I saw this one coming.....

Umm. hold on, I'm saying my high post count is a BAD thing, I'm saying it's the only BAD thing on my list but at the same time all those posts arn't random stupid shit, Landser once again you make no sense and I still don't get you.