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cannot choose. all are bangtastic

Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau Some belonged to strangers, some to folks you know Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand To beautify the foothills, and shake the many hands There ain't nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop And an illustrated book about birds See a lot up there but don't be scared Who needs action when you got words finished with the mop then you can stop And look at what you've done The plateau's clean, no dirt to be seen And the work it was fun There ain't nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop And an illustrated book about birds See a lot up there but don't be scared Who needs action when you got words Many a hands began to scan around for the next plateau Some say it was Greenland, and some say Mexico Others decided it was nowhere except for where they stood But those were all just guesses, wouldn't help you if they could - Kurt

who cares if her answer sucked fucking ass?? all that means is that shes god damn retarded and all you gotta do is get her phone number, invite her to a party, get her trashed, and take her into the bathroom. after that all you gotta say is you gotta a pretty good suck job from miss carloina, and that youd do it again if you felt like putting up with a hot bitch that acted like an 8th grader

thats sooo... FUNNY/ OFFENSIVE/ COOL/ ORIGINAL/ AWESOME/ PLZ KEEP POSTING HERE YOU WILL MAKE US ENTERTAINMENTS

I PREFER THE SANDWICH I MAKE MY GOD DAMN SELF IN MY OWN GOD DAMN KITCHEN, BUT IF I HAD TO CHOOSE I WOULD PICK FUCKING QUIZNOS.. THEY HAVE BOMB ASS SUBS AND IF YOURE FEELING LIKE A PUSSY... THEIR SOUP IS FUCKING BOMB AS WELL

HIGH SCHOOLERS. DO NOT EAT THE BULLSHIT THEY FEED YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL, COLLEGE IS NOT FUN AND COOL, IT SUCKS MAJOR ASS. JUST LIKE HIGH SCHOOL BUT ITS FULL OF MORE ***GOTS AND LAMERS. I ATTENDED 2 SEMESTERS AS AN EXPERIMENT TO SEE THE TRUTH, AND THE TRUTH IS THAT ITS 110% COMPLETE BULLSHIT. THE SCHOOL JUST WANTS YOU MONEY THAT IS ALL. DO NOT WASTE YOUR GOD DAMN FUCKING TIME.

FAKE. This ***got just want to be popular on the myg0t forums.

he is the one that posted it in the first place

funny but it got cut off too early

dumb if you have to wait for ink

i would have it make me a god damn sandwich

knee deep - cky

rofl its called sarcasm

fuckin a. tonight i consumed 2 oxy 80's 3 blunts(OG purple Kush) pint of Bacardi 151 28 grams of shrooms 1 14oz. new york strip sirloin(with steamed broccoli, and some cocktailed shrimp) kinda sucked because i failed to use my blinker at an intersection/got pulled over and issued a traffic ticket. now i have to go to court FUCK!

not funny. just retarded and gay