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YOU ARE KHAN AND YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU MESSED WITH KIRK I WAS PULLED INTO THIS 21st CENTURY THROUGH AN ASS PORTAL!!!!!!! http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/funny.jpg http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/MadKirk.jpgKHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/MadKirk.jpg

I WAS PULLED INTO THIS 21st CENTURY THROUGH AN ASS PORTAL!!!!!!! http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/funny.jpg http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/MadKirk.jpgKHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/MadKirk.jpg

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I WAS PULLED INTO THIS 21st CENTURY THROUGH AN ASS PORTAL!!!!!!! http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/funny.jpg BUT YOUR NOT HOAD YOUR http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/MadKirk.jpgKHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/MadKirk.jpg

hi im new to the hole cheeting scene, LOL! culd ne of u guyz hook me up wit sum uber hax that i no u guyz have , LOL!! thnkx -James T Kirk "there is no spoone" - The Matricks

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MAH SEXAY PORTRAIT http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/Kirk1.jpg

I am not 12, I am 35 years old in Earth years, my name is Captain James T Kirk. I need help on getting back to the 24th century, PLEASE HELP ME, I WAS PULLED HERE THROUGH SOME SORT OF DIMENSIONAL RIFT. I have what you would call an image, so please help me get back to my proper time zone. http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/funny.jpg

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM NOT KEVIN FOR FUCKS SAKE THAT GUY IS SUCK A F AGGOT

I am not this Kevin Feggot, he sounds like a total bitch, I AM CAPTAIN JIM TIBERIOUS KIRK OF THE USS ENTERPRISE IN ALLIANCE WITH THE UNITED FEDRATION OF PLANETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/MadKirk.jpghttp://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/MadKirk.jpghttp://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/MadKirk.jpghttp://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/MadKirk.jpghttp://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/MadKirk.jpghttp://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/MadKirk.jpghttp://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/MadKirk.jpg

YOUR SIR YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/khan.jpg

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hERE GUYS FOR A GREAT SPOILER USE THIS ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL Chapter summaries Dark Lord Ascending * another first chapter that is not Harry’s point of view * very dark * first death * Bellatrix and Voldemort interact In Memoriam * back to Harry’s point of view * Dumbledore’s past * Rita Skeeter appears here. Apparently, Harry is not pleased. The Dursleys Departing * The Dursley’s leave Privet Drive The Seven Potters * Harry, Ron, and Hermione are reunited * Death Eater attack * another death * very intense Fallen Warrior * another death * one person loses a body part * scenes afterwards set in the Burrow * Apparently, Harry gets drunk! * tells what happened with Ollivander The Ghoul in Pajamas * general plan discussion all around * Hermione is scary (lol) The Will of Albus Dumbledore * Harry’s birthday! Ron gives him a funny gift. * Minister of Magic is back * Lupin is acting off The Wedding * Weasley relatives, Luna’s father, and Krum all make ppearances * Krum argues with Luna’s father over the symbol * Dumbledore’s past again, which is not pleasant * Kingsley makes an appearance with some bad news. A Place to Hide * Harry, Ron, and Hermione leave the Burrow, and run into Death Eaters * Hermione gets hit on by drunkards * They go to Grimmauld Place Kreacher’s Tale * Harry finds a letter from his mother saying disturbing things about Dumbledore * R.A.B. is Sirius’s brother (everyone knew that, lol) * lots of complex stuff on Horcruxes The Bribe * setting is Grimmauld Place * Harry has sent Kreacher on an errand * Kreacher seems to be getting friendlier * Lupin is still acting off, and states something extremely surprising (off in an easily irritated, jumpy way. We’ve also been told that Lupin/Tonks shippers will be over the moon, so, perhaps Tonks is pregnant?) * Trio find out who has the locket, and they are shocked. Magic is Might * Trio plan to get the locket from the ministry The Muggle-born Registration Commission * Umbridge * persecution The Thief * Trio leave Grimmauld Place and Kreacher * Trio stays in the woods. * Harry sees through mind-link that Voldemort is not in the country, and is looking for a stolen object that has something to do with wands. The Goblin’s Revenge * Ron does something weird. Godric’s Hollow Bathilda’s Secret * Someone named Bathilda wrote the History of Magic book. IDK if this has anything to do with anything, but still, might be worth noting. The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore The Silver Doe * Hermione is sleeping. Harry sees a Patronus and follows it. It leads him to a thing Dumbledore has left him. He is reunited with Ron. The entire scene with the destruction of the Horcrux and display of Ron’s insecurities happens. Xenophilius Lovegood * The Tale of the Three Brothers * “The Tale of Three Brothers” is a wizard children’s story. The story involves three objects called the Deathly Hallows. Three brothers, three objects, AKA the Deathly Hallows. * Trio goes to see Luna’s dad * He tells them a wizarding fairy story about three objects * They are called the Deathly Hallow The Deathly Hallows * Harry follows lead of DH story instead of Horcrux stuff * He becomes stupidly obsessed over it, kind of like how he was over Malfoy in HBP * Makes a huge mistake and gets the trio “captured” Malfoy Manor * A couple of people have died, one important * Someone else is being kept in the manor * Someone else dies * The trio is tortured for info * Dobby helps them escape * Another someone else dies The Wandmaker Shell Cottage Gringotts The Final Hiding Place The Missing Mirror The Lost Diadem The Sacking of Severus Snape The Battle of Hogwarts The Elder Wand The Prince’s Tale The Forest Again King’s Cross The Flaw in the Plan Epilogue Pictures http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/chapters1-9.jpg http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/chapters10-19.jpg http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/chapters30-ep.jpg http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/ch7.jpg http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/malfoymanor.jpg http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/ep1.jpg http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/ep3.jpg http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/ep4.jpg http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/ep5.jpg NOTE ALL ARE IMAGES BUT myg0t WOULDNT ALLOW POSTING

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No, he can come back, and his name isnt Keven, his name starts with a K, K is for Khan, THAT MENAS HE IS KHAN. KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/MadKirk.jpg

YOU SIR ARE NOT FUNNY http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/superdinoman/khan.jpg

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