I skipped school today and i thought, hey Robert E. is working right now, lets have some fun, here is thaw convo:
Robert E.: Hi, my name is Robert E.. How may I help you?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Good day maa'm
chuckkixu@kickass.com: First off, are you a racist? I've had some problems about 5 minutes ago
chuckkixu@kickass.com: They wouldn't answer, even tho i kept messaging them
chuckkixu@kickass.com: hello?
Robert E.: Hello Chuck, I apologize for the inconvenience.
Robert E.: Is there anything that I may help you with?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Yeah
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Im new to the whole computer thing
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Im a wealthy person
chuckkixu@kickass.com: and i have a fairly big budget, and im looking for the best of the best
Robert E.: Are you looking for a desktop or a notebook?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Whats the difference?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Can i play videogames with a desktop, read emails, watch tv, cook my meat and cool drinks?
Robert E.: Some of those things yes
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Which things?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Give me a second, i need to collect some money, stupid junkies keep bugging me, i'll take 1 minute
Robert E.: What do you plan on using your system for?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Well the things i told you before, im already back by the way
chuckkixu@kickass.com: hello? are you there maa'm?
Robert E.: What budget are you leaning towards?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: about 20 grant
chuckkixu@kickass.com: as i said, im a tad wealthy, allthough not too bright
Robert E.: Here's our best system:
URL Received: http://www.alienware.com/product_detail_pages/Area-51_ALX/area-51_overview.aspx?SysCode=PC-AREA51-ALX-R7&SubCode=SKU-DEFAULT
chuckkixu@kickass.com: if its the best how come i can still upgrade some components?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: and i don't see how that is gonna cool my drinks..
chuckkixu@kickass.com: o
the liquid cooling will do it?
Robert E.: It will not cool your drinks
chuckkixu@kickass.com: then what will it cool?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: and will it generate enought heat so i can cook a stake?
Robert E.: Your system form over heating
chuckkixu@kickass.com: steak
chuckkixu@kickass.com: O so it cools my system, but what will it cool my drinks?
Robert E.: It will not
chuckkixu@kickass.com: if i pay $4000 will it?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: i mean, extra
Robert E.: Unfortunately, if the option isn't available on the configuration page, then it is not currently possible to do so. I apologize for the inconvenience.
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Wow, not even your best system can cool a stupid drink, what should i do then, recommend me another site because if it can't cool my drink then it aint a real system maa'm
Robert E.: Although we do not have details about other computer sellers and what they offer; these are some of our Alienware links where you may see the different reasons why you will want to select Alienware over another computer maker. Here, we also offer reviews that are based on what customers and top gaming and pc magazines have stated about our Alienware systems and what sets us apart from the rest-
http://www.alienware.com/microsite_pages/10year/main.aspx
http://www.alienware.com/build_vs_buy_pages/customer.aspx\
http://www.alienware.com/review_pages/reviews.aspx
URL Received: http://www.alienware.com/playsbeston_pages/main.aspx#upgradeable
chuckkixu@kickass.com: http://www.cnn.com/TECH/computing/9809/30/japan.internet.fridge/
chuckkixu@kickass.com: can't you do something like that?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: i'll pay $10,000 extra
Robert E.: Unfortunately, I'm able to look at other links through here.
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Why?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Are you calling me an ignorant?
Robert E.: Oh, of course not
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Was that sarcasm?!
Robert E.: I apologize for any misunderstanding
chuckkixu@kickass.com: You hurt my feelings maa'm, i loved you.
Robert E.: Oh
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Aren't you sorry for doing that? how rude, considering im just about to order a $20,000 pc from your company
chuckkixu@kickass.com: hello?
Robert E.: For a more specific answer to your question, you may contact our Sales Department and speak with a sales agent. They can be reached directly at 1-800-745-1639. They are available Monday thru Friday 9am to 11:30pm EST and Saturdays from 10am to 6pm EST.
chuckkixu@kickass.com: What question, what are you talking about?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Are you a bot?
Robert E.: I am not
chuckkixu@kickass.com: come on robert, you shoulda've guessed by now, who do you think i am
chuckkixu@kickass.com: you know me :D
Robert E.: Oh
chuckkixu@kickass.com: oh?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: did you guess yet?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: im kind of famous
Robert E.: Is there anything else that I may help you with?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Yeah
Robert E.: Oh
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Um can you make a custom grill for my pc?
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Personally, you
chuckkixu@kickass.com: i'll give you 5k if you do it
Robert E.: Unfortunately, if the option isn't available on the configuration page, then it is not currently possible to do so.
chuckkixu@kickass.com: Im asking you!
chuckkixu@kickass.com: man, katie told me not to deal with geeks.
chuckkixu@kickass.com: ok, so its the super pc, a frige and a grill, can you get it to clean my room?
Robert E.: Is there anything else that I may help you with?
Robert E.: Unfortunately, we do not currently have anything like that.
chuckkixu@kickass.com: LOL IZ U CALLEHN THE FBI YET IM BORED!
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Robert E.: Is there anything else that I may help you with?
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it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
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chuckkixu@kickass.com: America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
FUCK YEAH!
McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)
Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
chuckkixu@kickass.com: America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
FUCK YEAH!
McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)
Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
chuckkixu@kickass.com: LYRYCZ111ONEELEVEN11ONE
chuckkixu@kickass.com: CALL THE FBI U CUNT
chuckkixu@kickass.com: I'LL KILL UR FAMEELEH
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chuckkixu@kickass.com: thanks
chuckkixu@kickass.com: i was too scared
chuckkixu@kickass.com: now back on topic
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