Everything posted by -dt
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valium
Yes wav. Talking about pills online, on forums, increases your penis size by .3 inches each time!
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Hellen Keller Simulator
Sig is chopped.
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Who here beside me wants to plunge their cock into this chick?
Angel.
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AMD vs. Intell and WHY
What's the main reason to OC your PC? Does it just give bragging rights amongst the geek community, kind of like whos penis is bigger in the Negroe commune?
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Hellen Keller Simulator
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- Hellen Keller Simulator
Point proven. Thanks turtles.- Remember to give your dog some attention when jerking off. It may save your life.
Do not like.- Hellen Keller Simulator
Jedi, why are you up at 2:3r0 in t he morning?- Fantasies
Definitions of fantasy on the Web: * imagination unrestricted by reality; The fantasy I wrote above, included an Asian Pamela Anderson. I wasn't fantasizing about having sex with anybody; it was with a fictional character, who would look pretty attractive if it was at her past stage in life. And OMP, I don't need to fantasize what sex is like.- Hellen Keller Simulator
a few of the educated ones on here might acutaly get htis- its miller time..
eh its laright. this fridays is prom wekend, so thats when the fun is going to happen.- Man pulls over cop for speeding
that takse some serious ballss.- its miller time..
yahyhayah. At a friends barbecue. Hamburgres + coronas + Sobieksi + some wine he had = retty fun- Taken
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You need to go back to school to learn proper use of punctuations, verbs, nouns, adjectives.- Fantasies
OMP commented in my thread. Epic thread. And why would i fantasize about other people having sex. That is not very nice. Asians are always a part of my fantasy John. mmmmmmm- Fantasies
Please briefly describe one of your many fantasies. Ohkay so imagine this. I'm in a bedroom. In the bedroom, there is a waterbed, and a half nude woman. The woman, is the asian version of Pamela Anderson, but when the Pam from Baywatch. So anyway, Pam is laying on the waterbed, and i jump, from 7 feet away. Everything begins to move in slow motion. All you hear is the wind, gently caressing my face, as I move, like a flying squirrel. I land on the bed, making Pam hop 1 foot off the waterbed (physics). We begin to slowly kiss, and touch each other in very appropriate places. I touch her vagina; she touches my penis. Fast forward 10 minutes, I'm doing her doggy style. Fast forward 28 minutes, the feeling is starting to get to me. Once again, everything begins to move in slow motion. In the background, you hear "We are the Champions", and at the point when the Chorus gets on, I cum, inside of this Asian Pamela Anderson.- Stanley Cup finals predictions
I never liked watching hockey. I never see where the puck is. :(- buring angel
WTF? THIS ISNT http://WWW.GIMMEPASSWORDS.COM IS IT? FUCK OFF. :gaykeke:- xbox live anyone?
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- Made it myself.