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LOL z0mg!

i know the food tasted like shit, my cookies were the only decent thing there. someone brought like mashed potatoes and it was cold as fuck

5 year old niece watches futurama?

thank you just cause we bring FOOD to school doesnt meen were in preschool...just cause i brought food to school doesnt make me a mentally challenged kid that goes to a "special" high school, do you now see how retarded you sound?

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z0mg i dont text, i HARDLY use my phone, i just skip straight to the :bj:

thats what i ment... cookies = snacks

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it was for some potluck thing for high school i onno its retarded, basically you have to buy food and you get points for it

aww i wanted that gold star :tear:

LOL z0mg DONT DO IT ITS A VIRUS LoL!!

Ok today in school i had to bring like a box of cookies or some shit for a pot luck thing right? so as i was checking in the food with this teacher, she deducted me points from the class because on the paper i wrote that cookies are SNACKS, when its "supposed to be be a DESSERT"......from what i know and from past experiences, cookies are a SNACK not a dessert. Do i slap this bitch teacher tommorow or continue living my life thinking cookies are desserts? these are the exact cookies http://yeheymall.com/upload/products/S1270766s.jpg

no lol

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laugh my asshole off, but i think its fake

DUDE ARE YOU ARMENIAN? lawl cakes you sound like it

Thank you, Takeshi, for the "lmao" of the day.

FAIL:naughty:

i still dont understand why people join gangs and fight each other. i say we take EVERY damn beener and black person(that are in gangs or want to be in gangs) and put them all in one state and have them ALL battle out. then we should have our own like reailty show of them and watch them from our comfy warm houses.

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HACKS?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? what is this you speak of sir. I, sir dont know of any hacks.

i stayed there, thats a pretty insane hotel

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