Splatmaster

cri moar the episode tonight brought that up at the end saying that "didnt robot chicken do this exact same thing months ago" and peter said something along the lines of robot chicken being shit and only 20 people watch it i love the mass random references to people/places in every episode and since the new simpsons episodes are total shit family guy is 1000x better

you went to the club dressed like a nigger that just got finished playing basketball?

im band

and i care about you/your opinion?... eat shit http://www.teenytoilet.com/screenshots/lv-33/Clip0014.jpg

/vouch massive failure

luls

most random ending ever?

i am terribly sorry i disappointed you here is a cock picture instead http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/xxx-aiden-shaw-cock-pic-falcon.jpg

I saw a murder today... I was riding home from work today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a lady in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of people were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 000 call the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mum what I had just seen. Then my mum got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

waste of $500

he asked his questions cops cut his microphone and grab his shirt john kerry says "wait ill answer his questions" cops pull him kid freaks and backs off john kerry says "calm down" and "these are very important questions" cops freak cops handcuff him cops tase him after he has been handcuffed... being annoying is not against the law or punishable by unecessary tasing i would have no problems if the cops just handcuffed him / escorted him out or they peacefully resolved it but tasing a handcuffed person + charging him with a felony for backing away = bullshit also: http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4656/newbitmapimagejq6.png http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/8877/tasersdp2.jpg

he was hyping it for the camera for sure but it was still totally inexcusable i bet he is gonna get some from that hot red head with the huge rack that tried to help him too + the mass $ settlement when he sues the shit out of them 2 cops have already been suspended pending investigation i love the trumped up BS charges too.. he is being charged with "Resisting with Violence" (a felony) even though he doesnt do anything other than walk away from them and hold his hands in the air

they were discussing it at halftime last night and they all agreed that this sort of thing was rampant and the only thing that set it apart was that it was recorded (and i am sure that wasnt a first either) one of the announcers used to play for miami / was a QB and he said they knew the other teams signals / was told that if the coach dropped his red towel then the middle would be open for a TD

and no one saw it when the other guy posted it... general forums should be condensed