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  1. cri moar the episode tonight brought that up at the end saying that "didnt robot chicken do this exact same thing months ago" and peter said something along the lines of robot chicken being shit and only 20 people watch it i love the mass random references to people/places in every episode and since the new simpsons episodes are total shit family guy is 1000x better
  2. Splatmaster posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    you went to the club dressed like a nigger that just got finished playing basketball?
  3. and i care about you/your opinion?... eat shit http://www.teenytoilet.com/screenshots/lv-33/Clip0014.jpg
  4. Splatmaster posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    /vouch massive failure
  5. most random ending ever?
  6. i am terribly sorry i disappointed you here is a cock picture instead http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/xxx-aiden-shaw-cock-pic-falcon.jpg
  7. I saw a murder today... I was riding home from work today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a lady in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of people were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 000 call the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mum what I had just seen. Then my mum got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
  8. Splatmaster posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    he asked his questions cops cut his microphone and grab his shirt john kerry says "wait ill answer his questions" cops pull him kid freaks and backs off john kerry says "calm down" and "these are very important questions" cops freak cops handcuff him cops tase him after he has been handcuffed... being annoying is not against the law or punishable by unecessary tasing i would have no problems if the cops just handcuffed him / escorted him out or they peacefully resolved it but tasing a handcuffed person + charging him with a felony for backing away = bullshit also: http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4656/newbitmapimagejq6.png http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/8877/tasersdp2.jpg
  9. Splatmaster posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    he was hyping it for the camera for sure but it was still totally inexcusable i bet he is gonna get some from that hot red head with the huge rack that tried to help him too + the mass $ settlement when he sues the shit out of them 2 cops have already been suspended pending investigation i love the trumped up BS charges too.. he is being charged with "Resisting with Violence" (a felony) even though he doesnt do anything other than walk away from them and hold his hands in the air
  10. they were discussing it at halftime last night and they all agreed that this sort of thing was rampant and the only thing that set it apart was that it was recorded (and i am sure that wasnt a first either) one of the announcers used to play for miami / was a QB and he said they knew the other teams signals / was told that if the coach dropped his red towel then the middle would be open for a TD
  11. Splatmaster posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    and no one saw it when the other guy posted it... general forums should be condensed
  12. Splatmaster posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    these forums have a total of about 50 users so i dont see why i would bother viewing an even less populated area
  13. Splatmaster posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    i wish the crowd just rushed them and beat the shit out of them / tased them to death bunch of pussy ***gots that take a course at the community college and then get a gun, badge, and taser and get to be a cop/beat the shit out of people
  14. Splatmaster posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    this happened yesterday: john kerry is at the university of florida and taking questions, a kid starts asking him questions (to which john kerry was getting ready to respond) and the police start dragging him off to arrest him 5 or 6 cops get him on the floor and feel the need to taser him even though the kid is not fighting back and is yelling "what did i do?" and "please dont taser me" its just totally fucked up what happened and john kerry is even cracking jokes at the end while a kid is being arrested, shocked and screaming both kerry and the cops deserve death and this kid should (and i assume will) sue the shit out of the police
  15. Splatmaster posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    OH SHIT OMGZ HOW DO I GET MY ACCOUNT BACK?....
  16. Splatmaster posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
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  17. i think you need to go outside more.. and see what red heads look like
  18. all of them cheat... why should the patriots be singled out just because they got caught? losing draft picks = overkill firing people = overkill fine = sure why not... they are all rich bastards anyways
  19. maybe.. or maybe i saw it somewhere else? or maybe i actually run the website and this is an elaborate advertising ploy?
  20. Splatmaster posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    that massive taint is just so appetizing
  21. try negotiating prices when you "propose" to them