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Even if you still have your clothes on you can still have fun with a corpse. For this loltastic method you will need a friend. Get a cheap van, cut a hole in the bottom, just big enough to dump a body through and hit the freeway. Make sure you have hit traffic where its busy but still moving fast. Carefully lower the body through the hole in the van so it shoots out from behind of your moving van towards the car behind. The car behind might swerve or go straight over it but either way, there should be some chaos to be enjoyed from your rearview mirror as the cars all run over it and mash it up. They will not know where the body came from and you will drive away. http://www.your-images.org/pics/59ed5828531ee0a0caf721013bd31bdc.gif BE AN OPPORTUNIST Murder doesn't always have to be premeditated. A killer doesn't always go out with the intent to kill someone, like a man who robs houses, we kill when the opportunity presents itself. Allow me to tell you a story..... I work as a locksmith and security specialist. I did a job today where a trusting customer gave me the keys to his house to do him some work. He was going away with his wife and 2 kids so I told him that on his return the house would be secure and my work finished. He thanked me for taking care of things and got in his car so I waved them all goodbye and wished them a great holiday. I went upstairs and started fitting new security to the master bedroom. I pulled a chest of drawers out and down the back is a pair of his wife's panties. Curiosity takes me over and I have to have a sniff, they smell great, they smell of his wife. I reason in my mind that as long as the house is fine, they will have no idea what I get up to so before I know it, my work trousers are round my ankles and my cock is out. Its thick and fat and I'm very excited because I've never worn women's underwear. I slide up her knickers and look at myself in their full height mirror, I look fabulous. Now I start going through the other drawers to see what other goodies I can find. At the back of the draw is the holy grail of win, her vibrator. I inhale the odour on it and it smells like a fucking fish market, she must have had it up herself the night before. I lay on the bed with my legs above my head and stuff it up my ass, sexual satisfaction ensues. Looking through another draw I find condoms and put one on and simulate degrading sexual acts on the bed, I'm pretending I'm their pet dog, ramming his wife, I'm panting with my tongue out. Just then, as I'm in sexual Narnia, the door opens and the customer walks in and says "You won't believe it but we got down the road and realized my wife had forgotten her passp........WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!??? At this point his wife and 2 children look around him and see me with the vibrator up my ass, wearing his condoms, jacking off to their family pics and panting like a dog. Speechless was an understatement. So .... I butchered them all to death. I only killed the husband at first but then his wife freaked out and then 2 kids wouldn't stop crying which affected my erection. I killed all 4 of them, nailed them to the bedroom wall with my nail gun and returned to my sexual adventure. http://www.your-images.org/pics/eeafd2d6e0352a6afcb956e17037d8a6.png IN CONCLUSION Our journey together should have been an enlightening experience for you. We have revealed the secrets of this fine art and proved that taking your time and calculating your murders will bring you long lasting satisfaction and happiness. In time your talents should develop by trying different methods. Get yourself noticed, get in the news and get one of those media labels like 'Jack the Ripper' or 'The Boston Strangler'. I always fancied 'The Angel of Death!' http://www.your-images.org/pics/f35311a319d85e7a53656b4aa2e4c10e.png GLOSSARY WORD - DEFINITION amicicide - murder of a friend deicide - destruction or killing of a god episcopicide - killing of bishop femicide - killing of a woman filicide - killing of one's own child foeticide - killing a fetus fraticide - killing of one's brother genocide - killing of a race or ethnic group giganticide - killing of a giant gynaecide - killing of women hereticide - killing of heretics homicide - killing of a human being infanticide - killing of an infant mariticide - killing or killer of one's husband matricide - killing of one's mother ovicide - sheep-killing parasuicide - harmful act appearing to be an attempt at suicide parricide - killing of parents or a parent-like close relative patricide - killing of one's father prolicide - killing of offspring; killing of the human race regicide - killing of a monarch senicide - killing of old men sororicide - killing of one's own sister suicide - killing of oneself tyrannicide - killing or killer of a tyrant uxoricide - killing of one's own wife vaticide - killing or killer of a prophet Project director: Jewdozer Text: Jewdozer Art: Ajaa Belsenfelchmeister Danger Die Mädchens Leiche Don't hassle the Hoff Fagfagjewjew Jewdozer Piestar Reefer Madness Walterbarrett Special frames: Ajaa Die Mädchens Leiche Jewdozer Special thanks to the members of Facepunch and to our Lolokaust angel, she knows who she is.

Throughout history humans have warred against each other and committed atrocities that cannot be explained. Sometimes a victorious army will turn on the defeated civilian population and wipe them out. Acts of lolocide famously happened in Yugoslavia, Rwanda, Cambodia, the Jewish lolocaust and the 'Rape of Nanking' by the Japanese in 1938. It was reported that the Nips entered Nanking and set about murdering, raping and committing other acts of sadistic horrification. Such opportunities should never be missed. State sponsored murder on this scale gives you licence to indulge your most violent fantasies without fear of any comeback. The Gooks had great style and flair. They raped and stabbed young, new mothers and took their babies outside the city for bayonet practice. Figures hover between 100,000 to 300,000 kills during this period. KILLAH! http://www.your-images.org/pics/ab12c15d9d11225a2000857d09c17fdb.PNG Artistic inspiration for murder can come from many places. Books, films and notorious serial killers can be a great source of inspiration. Simply take your favourite killer from a film and create a senario where you can become them, maybe re-enact one of your favourite scenes. A clockwork orange, silence of the lambs and American Psycho are just some of the films with strong lead characters that can help you find happiness in killing. http://www.your-images.org/pics/a42ff5b7ed8099674b203534de0f4ebe.png PART 3: BODY DISPOSAL This is an essential part of our guide if you want to get away with it. Forensics have made this more difficult so care must be taken. Eating the body is a good way of disposing it. Theres various ways of cooking it, recipes for pork and beef dishes usually work well. We covered this in more detail in our 'Dating guide' but for quick reference we'd say cook it well and don't eat it raw, it's not sushi. http://www.your-images.org/pics/8bb60c59a5d48e7a333de9ebfd8581f7.png For the safest way to dispose of a body the 'Acid Bath' method has to be the winner. You will need a few drums of sulphuric acid which will cost you a fucking fortune. Offering a satisfactory explanation to your local chemicals supplier why you need this stuff in such large quantity, will be a miracle. Assuming you can get the acid, make sure you use an iron bath as opposed to a resin or plastic based material ones because the acid will eat your bath and make a mess. http://www.your-images.org/pics/8e6e32bda01ac90d57e1fb8f861b1732.png Dead bodies can be used for fuel. If you are going to burn the corpse it's going to need some help getting going. Get your fire going and put the body parts on as the fire burns. A fat bastard is good for this, they burn better with all that fat in them. Human flesh can smoke rather a lot so a closed multi fuel burner is probably best. http://i42.tinypic.com/2dl9dmp.png Getting rid of the body can also be used to increase your body count. Dump it in a local water supply and poison everyone or alternatively, throw the body out of a plane over a densely populated area, with a bit of luck the body will land on someone and splatter them up. http://www.your-images.org/pics/75774c1a8c2542748f7fd776888ab5f6.gif Don't feel you always have to get rid of the body. If you have storage facilities then maybe you can keep it. Make a wall decoration out of it by gutting the corpse and draping it over the light fitting and wall pictures. Perhaps cut up the middle of the body and climb inside it. Some say doing that makes them feel warm and safe because its like being back in the mothers womb. http://www.your-images.org/pics/e790c41679ada0e9a5d4976c4fc54149.png

An old classic is a good hanging. The Ku Klux Klan perfected this when hanging wogs. This was a day out for the family, a thing that brought communities together. Today Islamic cuntries such as Iran now practice this when punishing women for unforgivable crimes like showing their face in public. This is also a good method if you want your murder to appear as a suicide. http://www.your-images.org/pics/d7725f0cc10dca12e26cb37f39f5c139.PNG It’s Saturday morning, you were out late last night on the town and have decided to lay in bed late with the piece of ass you picked up in a bar but then the doorbell rings. You go downstairs and a man stands there wearing a cheap suit and a fake smile. It’s your lucky day! This man claims he can save you money…..blah blah blah. Door to door salesmen are the scum of the earth. Why not keep a pack of wolves in a cage for such occasions. Just let the fucking things out on him and watch him get ripped him to shreds. I doubt you will have to worry about the mess as the wolves will eat everything. http://www.your-images.org/pics/7ad26f21ef09c94d660468bc6f93db87.png Feral is a prostitute, she is also a murderer. Her clients pick her up on street corners and she takes them somewhere nice and cosy like a public toilet. If the client is kind of hot, he might be lucky enough to get, a hand job, munched off or even get his dick up her cunt. Whatever happens, he's still a dead man. She'll reach into her bag, which is actually a modified cool bag, and take out an icicle. Now the client thinks he's in for some kinky shit, like she's going to stimulate herself with it or maybe slide it up his ass. The reality is that she's going to plunge that snow dagger right into his eye and kill him. Now the benefits of this method is that the ice will melt, leaving just a patch of water below the victim and no fingerprints on the murder weapon. Ingenious? It's fucking ice cold! http://www.your-images.org/pics/776ea39dde9a70436c9a745f4eb31730.PNG Who likes a fire show? Me too. Who hates children? Yes, I hate them as well. Why not have a children's party in your garden on a hot day. Give them all super-soakers but fill them all with petrol. When they have soaked each other through, light a match and set one of them off. As the flaming torch runs around the garden you can enjoy the show as he lights the others up, resulting in a display more impressive than any fireworks. http://www.your-images.org/pics/0d35f8571d85330955face4724a49bbd.png Taking your time over your killing can reap rich rewards in terms of satisfaction. It's not always best to kill them quick. Try and see how slowly you can kill them, see if you can make them last a week. Burning raw wounds and severed limbs to stop the bleeding is one way of slowing their death. Using acid on the skin can cause much pain. Why not cut their spinal column with some bolt cutters to paralyze them, then cut their fingers off one by one. Seeing their body parts gradually disappear without feeling it or being able to stop you should cause them unimaginable terror and result in blood curdling screams which is great for your sexual pleasure. If they pass out, urinate in their face, it usually brings them back round. http://www.your-images.org/pics/29344bade014833e696b1d5a01f5c1f5.PNG Set up a business doing hiking tours in a national park and do the following: 1: Lead your party to a forest clearing. 2: Before they know whats going on, butcher them all, don't let any of them get away. 3: Strip the corpses and mount on stakes entering the anus and exiting the mouth. 4: Go back to base and take out another party of trekkers. 5: Lead your party to the forest clearing. 6: As they see the bodies on the stakes, butcher them all, don't let any of them get away. 7: Burn the old bodies off the stakes and mount new bodies on the stakes. 8: Return to step 1. This one needs a good team of trusted killers who will keep on top of the situation. Some of your team needs to be on the trek and some waiting in the clearing where the stakes will be ready. It's very important that nobody gets away. http://www.your-images.org/pics/8eece019e16ff1d19e4502dd06662b05.png Drowning sounds like such a predictable and boring way of killing someone but that really depends on how you do it. Restrain your victim and stuff a plastic pipe down their throat with a funnel on the end. Now you can either piss down the funnel and fill their lungs with piss or invite your friends down and circlejerk down it, either way, they will drown on your body fluids and get a golden shower with a twist. http://www.your-images.org/pics/bc786c6531d9754bb3acb4a4235d6956.png

Revenge is sweet. Don’t listen to anyone who tells you it just makes you bitter. Seeing the life drain out of a person’s face who has betrayed you in some way should cause some excitement in your pants. Many killers claim a sexual thrill when the subject suddenly stops breathing and you look them in the eye. Just think, the last thing they will see is your face, they will know why you're doing it and their last thought will be “I wish I hadn’t fucked with this guy” . You are a winner! http://www.your-images.org/pics/57e6c9c22938ea177f016db12ccd154b.png One thing is for sure, we will all be forgotten very quickly after we die. Even with the advent of photographs and having a family we will all be forgotten after we are dead. If I said to you, Ted Bundy or Ed Gein, you would know who I was talking about. This is because they left their mark on society, they accomplished something, they murdered in the most artistic ways. One way to make sure your legacy continues after you're dead is to think up the most creative ways of killing people and using their bodies. Ed Gein made some delightful furniture and Ted Bundy had a great sex life. http://www.your-images.org/pics/47799bf8a6c2e394dc4fbed4d4c5b8c4.png Sometimes the stress of work can be too much to bear. Deadlines, quality control, asshole supervisors or just the uncontrollable desire to rip someone to pieces can be overwhelming. Don’t hold back. If barking dogs at the kennel you work in are getting on your tits, kick them to death. If your boss has some ego power trip problem then cave his fucking head in. Doctors are in a great position to indulge themselves because they are have access to tools an can release executive pressure on an unconcious victim. http://www.your-images.org/pics/ec4f75f978d1ac5df02a8ccde3662194.PNG Life changing events can make you panic. Lets say your wife announces to you after a hard day's work that she is expecting your first child. Thats pretty much your life over so it's important to act. Theres two ways you can solve this, wait till she's turned into a disgusting fat blob and put your boot up her cunt, or wait till it's delivered and throw it against the wall. http://www.your-images.org/pics/290e841deb9a44d174a8db86688f036a.png Working for a living is not good. Hiring yourself out as a professional killer must be one of the most exciting and well paid jobs in existence. This is an all expenses paid, self employed trade that will take you all corners of the world. The art of assassination is often making a death look like an accident. Getting away undetected is where ingenuity comes in. Sadly fame and notoriety are missing from this life because the whole point is to slide back in obscurity. If you manage to find work in this field then the golden rule is to make sure you hit the right target. http://www.your-images.org/pics/9c8bf3d9a2a5b226f788d002fd3748ad.png PART 2: METHODS There are the obvious methods like stabbing and shooting which are ok but to really get the full impact, you have to work these ideas properly. For instance, killing someone with a knife is only any good if they can see you tower above them as you plunge the carver into their neck and laugh at them. Good eye contact is important if you want to taste the fear of your victim. Guns are great too but a close range head or face shot is the only way to get a heavy spray from the blood that ejaculates from their face. http://www.your-images.org/pics/163bf6733982028c869c23c0df1a1adb.png For maximum impact on those observing and sheer adrenaline the spree killing option is strongly recommended. Problem is that at some point armed police will probably turn up and blow your brains out so it’s a race against time to rack up your body count. Pick your area well. Shopping centers are good if you are using guns because these places have lots of security, these can be controlled especially with automatic weapons. If knives and swords are your weapon of choice then a rest home for old people or a school could be a fun target, it's not like they can run away. With a bit of luck you might get on the scoreboard of Sigvatr’s spreekillers.org site where more information on this blood sport can be found. http://www.your-images.org/pics/efb13bab006fd2c4c43032ebd84b71b9.PNG

Greeting extending to myg0t once again like my grandfathers bloodstained fingers from beating me to near death. We make these things for forums which means we make them for YOU. Please post your thoughts on our guide but don't forget to read it first. Enjoy.... INTRODUCTION Mohandas Gandhi once said “A man who has not killed a man is not a real man”. The thrill that comes from taking a person’s life is like discovering your genitals in puberty, it’s an awakening. Here at The Lolokaust we reveal to you the refined methods, yes, the tried and tested fun ways of killing a man. Welcome to the 8th Mspaint guide, a guide to MURDER! http://www.your-images.org/pics/918c9870be2f3a3584329b6579cec0f5.png In our guide we will reveal the motives for killing, methods and body disposal. All the information you will need to get away with murder and enjoy it to the maximum is contained in this guide. We are going to explore the sport of spreekilling, serial killing and assassination. You see killing is a bit like diet, not everyone likes carrots so picking a method is important when killing for enjoyment. We will be rating various parts of our guide with endorsements to help you choose a method. The ‘murderer scene’ has had many famous killers and they will be rating our methods to help you choose the right one for you. http://www.your-images.org/pics/3ff5de1c5feb60441b7210cf0e113fd8.pngTed Bundy likes extreme sexual violence and who are we to argue? http://www.your-images.org/pics/a2c6ce001746e79e76442399d2d6aed9.pngEd Gein is the master of the macabre and tells us what worked for him. http://www.your-images.org/pics/b7c0dcd9ca3a6de82461cb619fed0a75.pngCharles Manson liked to work as a team. He will teach us team building skills. http://www.your-images.org/pics/a8666233c2ea06b7349be37150fa427a.gif PART 1: WHY KILL? People kill for many reasons. Some kill for fun, some for sex, some as a profession, sometimes for snuff, revenge or hate. To be happy, you need to get what you want from life so if someone is blocking your path to satisfaction you need to act swiftly to put down any opposition. Remember your childhood sweetheart that ended up with your classmate? Well ok so she wasn't your girl at school, ok she never met you, spoke with you or even knows you exist. She still should be with you so stab that fucking cunt in the head and take what is rightfully yours. http://www.your-images.org/pics/bc20bdd8b0d23614cab7fbe497ef652b.png Money is the root of all happiness. Life insurance can pay out huge sums. Are you stuck in a relationship that has become stale? Not had sex for years and can’t bring yourself to cheat on your partner? Kill them, it’s the best way. To cheat on them will only hurt them so killing them will save them from heartache, you will get paid and be free to spread your fuck with any partner you like, without destroying your partner's life. http://www.your-images.org/pics/2833a2e60a36fda3e90682e1f596d137.png

Yes the pics do work but for the first few days they were on and off. Jews tried to block us. Thanks.

In all seriousness thats the problem. One day they do next day they don't.

If you decide to have a nibble then expect a bite back. Lets run with this, go into my post by hitting the quote button and see the img tags and then tell me where I'm going wrong. Screen capture it, post it back with diagrams and I will declare you my master and bow before you.

Why? Because I can string a post together that has more than 5 throw away words that nobody will remember? Thats the kind of reply I get from a tard who can't think of anything to say. Take another bite little fishy.

Steal that from another site? 4chan? Yes I see a copy pasta. I post from originality, I suggest you do the same and stop wasting my bandwidth on dogshit I've seen a million times before. The pics are back up, it's official, this forum is broken sometimes. Tagging pics on a forum is not fucking science but making boards that work can be. VB is generally stable.

Odd thing is I came on last night and all images were working. The same pics work other places we put this so the problem is definately on forum side. cocks. yes i give up.

Sadly this thread seems to be fucked. Please advise.

Testing> http://www.your-images.org/pics/4e16a0268d10b64381d71ca2046ce101.png The images above have been put into my posts using the image tab with links that I know work. Take a look at my posts and see.

Hit refresh, the tags are very particular here, I always type them out. Fixed.

POWER IN NUMBERS It's always harder for the ladies to subdue a potential target due to us guys being physically stronger. If a girl tries to rape a guy, assuming he doesn't want it / is a faggot, then she will probably get her face caved in. This is where friends and body fat come in. As long as you and your co conspirator can get hold of him then all should be dandy. Use your body weight to drag him to the ground. Sit on his face whilst eating junk food for extra pleasure, just don't expect him to get a stiffy. Popular late night hunting grounds are kicking out time outside nightclubs, taxi drivers and parks. If you jump a dude in a park at least his dog might gobble him off as you sit on his face. Perhaps go to the toilet on him when you’ve finished. http://www.your-images.org/pics/0fa5e5fe808d578f7f7c00e91b56d161.png PART3: THE AFTERMATH LEAVING THEM WITH GIFTS, I HAVE AIDS You have now had a very intimate experience with someone. This person might try and move on with their life and forget about you afterwards, we can't let that happen, to ruin a life, is to win at life. The best thing you can do is give them your baby and, or aids. A baby is perfect because every time they look at this child, the memories of your crazed eyes staring them in the face as you invade their snatch will haunt them every day, especially if the bastard child has it's dad's eyes. http://www.your-images.org/pics/13e9a0cd14a3f7b8439ef8a3688a1ecb.png DEALING WITH THE COPS Cop: "What were you thinking during your first Crime? Did you have any feeling's at all?" When I made out with the first girl, I instantly noticed I fucking LOVE to dominate that whining bitch and the more she cries, the more I have to beat her. First I was shocked about my feelings but then I noticed... It's the nature of Man... I have the need to violate... I have the need to satisfy my animalistic instinct to fuck her to death. This may be shocking for you but I think even your husband has those feelings Detective Karlsen. Cop: “I won't talk about my Personal Life in here Mr. Jason. Instead let's talk about what you have done to all those poor Women." Well, I usually used the newspapers to make contact, I've written a small ad saying: "Cheap Cloth designs - Call 691 488 666" and started waiting... The first good meat usually appeared after 1 or 2 weeks... I hate telling you this but I only get hard by unnatural Big Tits. Well, there she was on the parking lot I told her to meet me on: "Emmingstreet Parking Slot 6"... I... I just smashed her face with my fist during the first 5 minutes and then took her clothes off. Some of my meat was K-O'd after the punching, but not with my first one, she was crying and asking why I was doing this to her, I didn't answer, I was too occupied with getting her clothes off and getting her to the Van I'd prepared some Meters away. Cop: "What happened Inside the Car Mr Jason?" I started beating her again, I fucked her twice and then I cut her titties off. http://www.your-images.org/pics/60d8d0f6066fd9db02a09b0b0b2121f6.png IN CONCLUSION Well there we have it boys and girls. I hope, like all our guides, you read this and make some practical use of the information we have given you. Not all agree with our ‘no bullshit’ approach to such delicate subjects. To our critics, well, its been a pleasure doing business on you. http://www.your-images.org/pics/6bd77ebf60ff094dedf46b78f34f6e8c.png Project director: Jewdozer Text written by: Jewdozer with additional content by: 33a3 Art by: Ajaa 33a3 Jewdozer Piestar

MY SISTER IS MY BEST FRIEND I can remember when my mother brought my sister home. I was only five but I knew even then that I would be inside her one day. I used to watch her get changed through the crack in the door, I mean if she didn't want it, she would have shut the door, right? It was the first time our parents went away without us and left us in the house, I was 22 and she was 17. The best thing was, I didn't have to break into the house to get to her, I just had to make my move when she was asleep. I waited till night time and then pounced. When she woke up she was tied to the bed, gagged and was looking at a knife next to my throbbing cock. I cut her nose open and stuffed my fuck up her nasal cavity. There was some muffled noise coming from her, I can only guess it was words of gratitude. http://www.your-images.org/pics/c5077836636fb86d21ded61c456adaf6.png TWO'S COMPANY, THREES A CROWD Imagine three afro jungle bunnies raping a white woman whilst they eat her alive. It's a Ritual, celebrated to the God of Death, they believe if they don't calm him by raping white women, a great terror will fall upon them. They use ropes on her arms, legs and mouth to subdue her. She's almost impaled, and they rape her anal and vaginal territory. She screams and a young afro boy is watching all the action, he enjoys it. http://www.your-images.org/pics/f805d8962d7ae4af3a9a9c6e416a2c28.png BUM FUN Ever had a fat dick stuffed up your shit tunnel? Better still, have you ever been the one pushing your pole up some dudes crack? This maneuver can be a difficult one because your target is more likely to overpower you and prevent you recieving whats rightfully yours. You have to size up your sexual opponant. Ask yourself, if this means a bit of rough and tumble, will slapping this bitch around a little, subdue him enough to get some shit on my cock. If you can do it then fucking good for you faggot, we hope you die of aids. http://www.your-images.org/pics/cbd9a9b5b3c81b88a62f5c0118f509e5.PNG MOM HERE I COME! They say the bond between a mother and son is stronger than iron. I say six inches of my pumping love muscle up between her tits is the best night’s passion I've ever had. At a certain time in life you have to move your relationship up a gear. I had no idea if my mother was ready to enter into a sexual relationship with me but after I'd beaten her face in so badly where even I couldn't recognize her, it didn't matter because kissing my mother on her bleeding lips made the effort of raising my hand to her worth it. I can still taste the iron in her blood, it was wonderful. http://www.your-images.org/pics/94c62434a349c13042e3cfb18a4fd25e.png YOUR FUCK IS A WEAPON What was your childhood like? If it was anything like mine then we are talking finger, bum, bed if I was naughty. Don't think that weak little urchin will stay that way. If you are a parent who is sneaking into the kid's room for a quick pleasure session then remember these crimes will catch up with you later in life. Revenge tastes so sweet, especially when it's been brewing up for years, child abusers take note! http://www.your-images.org/pics/41d973cd156e4f8dfecf81118aed8055.png SAFE SEX Sometimes after a night of fucktastic action they will act bizarrely, even going to the police for some odd reason. Practice safe sex, yes, remove all body hair and burn it. Police will attempt to get a DNA match from your cock hairs that might have fallen into her minge. Another precaution is to rip her fingernails out with some pliers to stop any of your skin DNA being collected. This will cause much pleasure, well, for you anyway because to you her screams will be like lullabies to an infant. After hair and nails have been disposed of, make her take a shower with you to ensure everything is clean. This is very erotic when you are wiping her clit with drain cleaner and holding a knife to her throat in the shower. Alternatively stab her to death and burn the body. http://www.your-images.org/pics/82dec6d9437da139c96d49506c521ec4.png REVENGE Sometimes you guys might get a bit more than you bargained for. In one case reported, the girl gained the upper hand. The man had got her on the floor with a knife to her throat but the girl appeared to be enjoying herself. Upon seeing this, he decided to put the knife down and pump away. Just as he was about to shoot his load up her box, he put his head back, shut his eyes and gave out a moan which ironically became his death rattle. The fucking sly bitch took the knife and cut his dick off whilst it was still inside her. Upon severing his lovetool she stood back and watched a huge spray of blood and semen. As he wormed around in his own fluids, she calmly walked off to the nearest police station with his severed cock inside her, as evidence of his unlawful entry. http://www.your-images.org/pics/cd4dcba254937f402b57eabd0d553874.png

Welcome Myg0t community to the romance guide special from the LOLOKAUST! To get you hopeless romantics in the mood for love, we present to you the 7th MSpaint guide to getting laid. We are going to break this down in clear, easy to read sections to help you get in the mood for what you must do. Read on and win at life. http://www.your-images.org/pics/e1ffd3560558440c2dc6c05039cfe3b2.gif PART 1: THE PRESSURE BUILDING UP TO THE MAGIC MOMENT IN THE NEED Men are very simple creatures. There are three things a man needs to keep him happy, the three F's: fighting, fucking and feeding. If a guy can do all three at once you have a very happy man. It's a bit like the caveman mentality when dealing with the opposite sex. Too often, men try to disguise their intentions to a woman by spewing verbal bullshit to get her into bed. At the Lolokaust we always cut through the bullshit and give you the quickest way to get what you want, WHAT YOU FUCKING NEED! Read on. http://www.your-images.org/pics/36d8791dca509e9a7c05c8fb765374d5.png THEY ALL DESERVE THE SHIT Joey is a 42 year old computer engineer. He has no friend's and no relatives. His only hobby is IRC chat and searching porn on the internet. He has never met a woman in his whole life, even though there are women in his company, he is full of hate and he has the need to fuck a woman. In his desperation he only sees one solution. http://www.your-images.org/pics/05cb8fea3cf10e3770dc1f893e6bd761.png PICKING YOUR TARGET This needs to be chosen wisely. Professions are something to take into consideration. A popular fuckbuddy of choice is a nurse, they are good with their hands and know how to please. They also work quite late which means enticing them into the back of your van should be easier under the cover of darkness. http://www.your-images.org/pics/597cc891f2e487d1c0c2cf6f12ee8d3c.png PART2: METHODS AND MAYHEM ENJOYING EACH OTHER TRICKS OF THE TRADE Persuading your partner can be a challenge. A little chemical help is sometimes needed. One of our regular guide subscribers related how he helped some sweetmeat to do the right thing by slipping a little benzodiazepine into her drink. Just as she was about to pass out, he took her away from the party to a hotel room, some miles away. He was able to get her in the room, throw the cunt on the bed and pump her gash with his meatfeast. After a while she woke up to find a total stranger stuffing his manmeat up her shitbox. He fled the scene immediately; leaving tasty little sugartits without her clothes, a phone, money or a fucking clue where she was or who had just been inside her! LOLLOOOLOLOOOLLLOOLLOOL. http://www.your-images.org/pics/fca3717cd3d1fcfa02a2f6ab02216ecd.gif SUPPRESSING RESISTANCE Sometimes they can get a bit feisty or resistant. In such cases you have to create a diversion. For instance, a person with his leg hanging off after being hit by a bus will not be too concerned with his sniffling cold. You must use this principle when calming down your target. Perhaps if you bite a chunk out of her cheek and spit it back in her face, she will be more concerned with stopping the bleeding than preventing you putting your lust inside her. http://www.your-images.org/pics/48616d88893880b711b4351504769a10.png DRILLING THROUGH YOUR BODY It's important to get the most out of your partner. You want them to be intensely affected by this invasion so heavy breathing in their ear and kissing them so hard it hurts is important. Regular eye contact also affects them in a long lasting way, they will never forget you. Whispering sweet nothings in their ear sets the mood, "fuck with me cunt and I'll knife you" is very romantic. Tying their hands behind their back is sometimes a good idea. Thrashing around can be a good ride but a still subject will allow you to thrust deeper. When pumping the pussy, imagine you're drilling for oil, the rougher you are, the bigger the man you are and blood on your peepee is win. What about condoms? These stop us transmitting sexual diseases and block pregnancy so why bother? Besides, the feeling of your penis rubbing the walls of a girls vagina as she screams for help is very arousing. http://www.your-images.org/pics/f78107078498007f2ddbfb7edc3d011a.png

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