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so let me get this straight, you and your friends played css, then used fraps to record the circle jerk you,your friend, and your friends dad had?

rifk @ his video response http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYnnT7QMDe8

I HAD A GOOD TIME WITH YOUR MOTHER

LOL your dads friend is a producer and uses fraps, he must make some pretty shitty shit. you should think like a nigger and steal his dads fraps you pussybrained cockshit

this nigar is from project-7.net

eat shit and die, merry christmas

I stole two of the same clan members account while we were all three in group chat. Never tell your password to anyone. VAC2 Moderator : Hello sir. [Ts]Chabbe: hi [Ts]Chabbe: who is this? VAC2 Moderator : Mark from VALVe [Ts]Chabbe: cool [Ts]Chabbe: can i help you :) VAC2 Moderator : Yes infact you can, The account you are using has been reported for using more than 3 IPs (internet proxies) which means someone is trying to either 1.Log on and steal the account or 2.You are lending the steam account to someone. [Ts]Chabbe: O_O VAC2 Moderator : This really isnt that big of a deal, Ill have to log on the steam account and check it, if everything is fine, I am going to log off and be on my way. [Ts]Chabbe: one thing VAC2 Moderator : Yes? [Ts]Chabbe: i want real proof? [Ts]Chabbe: that u work [Ts]Chabbe: ycuz ive been tricked VAC2 Moderator : Do you see the text im using, No one else can use this. [Ts]Chabbe: before VAC2 Moderator : And if you would like, I can join an empty server with you and my letters that I type will be green. VAC2 Moderator: Would you like me to do this? VAC2 Moderator : If so, say yes. [Ts]Chabbe: come to my server then VAC2 Moderator : Okay. VAC2 Moderator : Counter Strike 1.6? [Ts]Chabbe: Gmod VAC2 Moderator : I am not a Garrys Mod 10 admin, Join a Counter Strike 1.6 server sir. [Ts]Chabbe: i have not 1,6 VAC2 Moderator : Well, do you see my letters? they are not white. VAC2 Moderator : I can assure you I am an admin. VAC2 Moderator : If you do not comply, I will have to lock the steam account VAC2 Moderator : Well, What are you going to do? Your chat with [Ts]Chabbe is now a multi-user chat. [Ts]Chabbe: wait [Ts]Alyx is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join. [Ts]Alyx entered chat. [Ts]Chabbe: she knows [Ts]Alyx: Yello [Ts]Alyx: Hello [Ts]Chabbe: is he a admin?! [Ts]Alyx: *How what where? [Ts]Alyx: oh [Ts]Alyx: No [Ts]Alyx: This letter VAC2 Moderator : Hello. [Ts]Alyx Hello [Ts]Alyx :See VAC2 Moderator : How are you doing. [Ts]Alyx :Just tybe /me [Ts]Chabbe: how he do that? [Ts]Chabbe: /me [Ts]Alyx VAC2 are you from steam? :) [Ts]Chabbe: lol VAC2 Moderator : I am an admin, I can go into Counter Strike 1.6 and type like that, No one else can. VAC2 Moderator : Yes. [Ts]Alyx: Cool [Ts]Alyx: I whanted to say [Ts]Alyx: Half life 2 rocks [Ts]Alyx: And [Ts]Chabbe: lol... [Ts]Alyx: Hows it going with hl2ep3? [Ts]Alyx: :) VAC2 Moderator : Did another admin tell you about the /me code? [Ts]Alyx: Noo [Ts]Alyx: I just know it VAC2 Moderator : Hmm... [Ts]Alyx: tryed [Ts]Alyx: it [Ts]Chabbe: hehe [Ts]Alyx: like in warcraft III VAC2 Moderator : Very smart. [Ts]Alyx: :D [Ts]Chabbe: alyx owns :3 [Ts]Alyx: Right...:P [Ts]Alyx: /w HELP VAC2 Moderator : We might have to fix this now that it has been leaked. [Ts]Alyx: lol [Ts]Alyx: :( [Ts]Alyx: But what about this [Ts]Alyx IS SO MAD THAT SHE WILL KILL YOU O.O VAC2 Moderator : I am sorry, but we cannot have others imposing as admins. [Ts]Chabbe: she can keep secrers [Ts]Alyx: Yes [Ts]Alyx: i can [Ts]Alyx: i promise [Ts]Alyx: Besides [Ts]Alyx: I think my steams gonna crack soon lol VAC2 Moderator : If in fact we do fix it, It wont be for a long time. [Ts]Alyx: Oh yeah [Ts]Chabbe: heh [Ts]Alyx: as i wahs sayng.... VAC2 Moderator : "crack soon"? [Ts]Alyx: Hows it going with VAC2 Moderator : What do you mean "crack" [Ts]Alyx: umm [Ts]Alyx: Give up [Ts]Alyx: You know [Ts]Alyx: Like [Ts]Chabbe: BOOOM [Ts]Alyx: My computer will explode lol x_x VAC2 Moderator : No. That wont ever happen from steam. [Ts]Alyx: I know [Ts]Alyx: Just once my dad sayd [Ts]Alyx: FUCKING STEAM!!!!!!!!!IL DELETE IT MWHAHAHAAHA ';..;' [Ts]Alyx: Not *Happy* VAC2 Moderator : Why would you want to delete steam? VAC2 Moderator : Its amazing. [Ts]Alyx: Not me [Ts]Alyx: MY dad [Ts]Alyx: Dunno VAC2 Moderator : Ahh, I see. [Ts]Alyx: Its cuz [Ts]Alyx: He....he....he...... [Ts]Alyx: Lol im 17 years ld what do you whant from me*? :P [Ts]Alyx: 16* [Ts]Alyx: Dammit VAC2 Moderator : HLep3 is in the works. [Ts]Alyx: Good :) VAC2 Moderator : Yes Yes. [Ts]Alyx: i hope it will get rdy at the year [Ts]Alyx: 2010 [Ts]Alyx: LOL >:D VAC2 Moderator : The graphics will require a dx11 graphics card. [Ts]Alyx: ......................... [Ts]Alyx: dear god.... [Ts]Alyx: 5.3 ghx directZ10 [Ts]Alyx: Directx 10* [Ts]Alyx: ghz- [Ts]Alyx: ghz* [Ts]Alyx: lol VAC2 Moderator : We might think about taking it down to dx10. [Ts]Alyx: Yeh [Ts]Alyx: Tell em that VAC2 Moderator : Not to many people will be able to afford dx11 [Ts]Alyx: By the way [Ts]Alyx: HELP ME! VAC2 Moderator : With? [Ts]Alyx: THIS F***ING VISTA SUCKS!!!! [Ts]Alyx: HELP!!!!!! VAC2 Moderator : What is wrong with it? [Ts]Alyx: DAMN FIREWALL [Ts]Alyx: AAAAA [Ts]Alyx: DRIVES ME NUTS! VAC2 Moderator : Turn it off while using steam. [Ts]Alyx: CAN'T [Ts]Alyx: DAD VAC2 Moderator : Why? [Ts]Alyx: WILL [Ts]Alyx: RIPP [Ts]Alyx: OFF [Ts]Alyx: HEAD VAC2 Moderator : He wont find out. [Ts]Alyx: HE [Ts]Alyx: HAS [Ts]Alyx: WINDOWS HISTORY [Ts]Alyx: YES [Ts]Alyx: HE [Ts]Alyx: WILL!!!! VAC2 Moderator : Turn it off while you are on the coputer, Turn it on when you get off. [Ts]Alyx smashes head to the table* VAC2 Moderator : Haha [Ts]Alyx: It's times like this why i love i figured it out [Ts]Alyx: by the way [Ts]Alyx: Tell em to make stuff in chat like [Ts]Alyx: if there are 5 people [Ts]Alyx: like [Ts]Alyx: Ghas zaz or dizz [Ts]Alyx: lol VAC2 Moderator : ? [Ts]Alyx: so [Ts]Alyx: You can whisper that only 1 of em ehars it [Ts]Alyx: like VAC2 Moderator : Hmmmm you have a good point! VAC2 Moderator : Ill tell my supervisor. [Ts]Alyx: /w [username] hey :D [Ts]Alyx: Yup [Ts]Alyx: Or like VAC2 Moderator : That IS a good idea! [Ts]Alyx: :) [Ts]Alyx: And [Ts]Alyx: some good commands like... VAC2 Moderator : I love working for VAVLe/STEAM [Ts]Alyx: Hmm [Ts]Alyx: Yup [Ts]Alyx: Oh VAC2 Moderator : I get so many free games, And meet so many nice people. [Ts]Alyx: Free games..lol [Ts]Alyx: XD [Ts]Alyx: Your lucky [Ts]Alyx: By the way [Ts]Alyx: The gift idea whas GENIUS VAC2 Moderator : Thanks VAC2 Moderator : I helped. [Ts]Alyx: And what does vac stand for? :P VAC2 Moderator : VALVE ANTI CHEAT [Ts]Chabbe: very advanced chombine [Ts]Chabbe: :P [Ts]Alyx: yup [Ts]Alyx: cool [Ts]Alyx: Maybe i can now be [Ts]Alyx: Advanced Chombine Alyx VAC2 Moderator : I can give free games too, Only to friends though [Ts]Alyx: MWHAHAAHAHA >:D [Ts]Alyx: Yup VAC2 Moderator : I have to know them. [Ts]Alyx: FREE GAMES??????????????? VAC2 Moderator : Yes... [Ts]Alyx: O.o VAC2 Moderator : O_O [Ts]Alyx: Oh and iv'e ben wondering [Ts]Chabbe: he has my pass alyx [Ts]Alyx: WHAT IN HELL IS THE NAME OF THE MANAGER OF STEAM? [Ts]Alyx: omg............. [Ts]Chabbe: caps down [Ts]Alyx: oh well [Ts]Chabbe: ... VAC2 Moderator : Mark Caldwell. [Ts]Alyx: ok thanks :P [Ts]Alyx: now i can calm down VAC2 Moderator : No problem VAC2 Moderator : Why did you want to know? [Ts]Alyx: Just...bored lol [Ts]Chabbe: or VAC2 Moderator : Haha [Ts]Alyx: by the way [Ts]Chabbe: ? [Ts]Alyx: If your in a game [Ts]Alyx: And use the /me command [Ts]Alyx: Then the letters [Ts]Alyx: GREEN MWHAHAHA VAC2 Moderator : Are you sure about that? [Ts]Alyx: Yup [Ts]Alyx: see [Ts]Alyx: wait VAC2 Moderator : What game? [Ts]Alyx Hello [Ts]Chabbe: dont even think aout it alyx ... VAC2 Moderator : Counter Strike 1.6? [Ts]Alyx: Noo [Ts]Chabbe pooo [Ts]Alyx: Anygame thats from steam [Ts]Alyx Hello VAC2 Moderator : Really, IN GAME? [Ts]Alyx: Yup [Ts]Alyx: it will turn green VAC2 Moderator : We do it a different way. VAC2 Moderator : Let me see. [Ts]Chabbe im the VAC3 moderator (c cough cough ) [Ts]Alyx: Umm? [Ts]Chabbe: lets play [Ts]Alyx: What jsut happend? X_X [Ts]Alyx: just* [Ts]Chabbe: lets [Ts]Chabbe: pleh [Ts]Chabbe: he got my pass [Ts]Chabbe: ... [Ts]Alyx: So? [Ts]Chabbe: im afraid [Ts]Chabbe: lol [Ts]Alyx: Modertator.... VAC2 Moderator : You're account is in good hands, I promise. [Ts]Chabbe: kkidding [Ts]Alyx: Moderator VAC2 Moderator : Yes? [Ts]Alyx: Umm [Ts]Alyx: Why don't ya have friends? [Ts]Alyx: Or [Ts]Alyx: is it soemkinda protection thingy in the community? VAC2 Moderator : This is my work account. [Ts]Alyx: Ok...... [Ts]Alyx: If i where you [Ts]Alyx: it be getting free games >:D [Ts]Alyx: Like.... [Ts]Alyx: ...... [Ts]Alyx: Puppy vs Poop [Ts]Alyx: PvP [Ts]Alyx: lol VAC2 Moderator : Lol [Ts]Alyx: Once saw that game on the net lol VAC2 Moderator : Would you like a free game or two? [Ts]Alyx: Keep talking [Ts]Alyx: Well VAC2 Moderator : Lol. [Ts]Alyx: Iv'e allways dreamed of one game [Ts]Alyx: Half life 1 :P VAC2 Moderator : You want that old game? [Ts]Alyx: Santa dosen't bring games lol VAC2 Moderator : Sheesh [Ts]Alyx: Yup [Ts]Alyx: :) [Ts]Alyx: Hey... [Ts]Alyx: I mean [Ts]Alyx: Half life:source [Ts]Chabbe is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join. VAC2 Moderator : I can give you that, I thought you would want "BioShock" or something VAC2 Moderator : Ohh VAC2 Moderator : HL:S VAC2 Moderator : ? [Ts]Alyx: HL:S [Ts]Alyx: Yup [Ts]Alyx: By the way VAC2 Moderator : Okay, that game is really fun with good graphics, Just PM me your account info and I will add the game. [Ts]Alyx: Well [Ts]Alyx: Account info? [Ts]Alyx: Ekhm VAC2 Moderator : Login name, And password. [Ts]Alyx: Aare165 VAC2 Moderator : That is it? [Ts]Alyx: Umm [Ts]Alyx: well [Ts]Alyx: The pas is [Ts]Alyx: I can't tell it infront of chabbe VAC2 Moderator : Wait. [Ts]Alyx: :| [Ts]Alyx disconnected. [Ts]Chabbe left chat.' after it all happened i got both accounts, both loaded with games! http://www.picsend.net/viewer.php?id=5027392.JPG Account number 1 http://www.picsend.net/images/1389971.JPG Account number 2

you have to make a wish at 11:11 wish away

i want him back you dirty cocksmuggler. someone teach me how to get the audio from shit like that? im feeling about as dumb as a day old nigger right now

im a lazy ***got

can anyone rip the one really angry black guy? i want to use that ingame

http://www.break.com/burgerking/whopper-freakout-6.html get the one black guy in the begging, only sounds of him shit would be funny as fuck in game

get the meatspin spray for css/gmod10/tf2 can anyone help me do this fuck

http://images.ctv.ca/gallery/photo/VT_killer_20070418/image0.jpg

no fuckass, you can you can do it with the new cracked steam. look into shit before you run your cocksucking mouth

i know man, i know.. ive been up all night trying to find this shit. imagine the possibilities of this you make your steamID something like 0:0:56 and tell some fucking 8 digit you will trade him, rofl!

last night i went into a server, i saw a two digit steam id, of course i wanted to try and steal it, so i began asking a few questions. I asked where did you get that account from? he says "i made it" I asked him how you make accounts he says "with the new cracked steam" and i asked him if that account is even real+the steamID he said "no its made up, you get to pick your steamID" the new cracked steam lets you pick your steamID?

http://profile.*******.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=155770658 fill in the stars with m y s p a c e rifk

Kristian V.: Hi, my name is Kristian V.. How may I help you? [email protected]: hello [email protected]: Kids on esea are baiting me, causing my computer to overheat, would this be a potential problem? Kristian V.: What do you mean? [email protected]: they are baiting me [email protected]: .... [email protected]: would that hurt my computer/ [email protected]: ? [email protected]: or do you not know what baiting is? Kristian V.: It should not [email protected]: do you know what baiting is? [email protected]: =/ Kristian V.: I do [email protected]: describe what you think it is, then ill tell you what i think it is. [email protected]: i think you might be thinking of something different Kristian V.: baiting is similar to telephone prank calls, but often much more elaborate. [email protected]: no maam [email protected]: baiting is when you are going for a frag in a pug, but someone stands 3-6 feet behind you and watches you die, then they run out and kill the person that kills you. [email protected]: they just want to raise their .fpr [email protected]: and DRMATTDESTRUCTiON makes amazing cs minutes. [email protected]: would you like to see one? Kristian V.: ok [email protected]: they sometimes make my computer hotter than normal [email protected]: you want to see his cs minute? Kristian V.: You system should be fine [email protected]: Well, it sometimes get so hot, it shuts off [email protected]: causing me to loose a karma, and get a pug leave. Kristian V.: In that case, please contact our technical support department and speak with a support agent. They can be reached at 1-866-287-6727, option 2. They are available 24 hours a day 7 days a week. You may also find additional information about your issue on our Main support page- http://support.alienware.com/Support_Pages/Support_Area.aspx From here you can review our knowledge base and speak with our Alienware support staff as well as other customers and find answers for any questions you may have concerning your Alienware system and its components from our Customer Support Forums. [email protected]: Torbull told me that if I keep doing this, my computer WILL blow up [email protected]: is that even possible? [email protected]: for a computer to blow up in your face? [email protected]: =/ Kristian V.: It is not [email protected]: good! [email protected]: he had me really scared. [email protected]: possible for them to catch on fire? Kristian V.: It is not [email protected]: I see, so if i had a fire in my house, and my hole house caught on fire, i could hide in my computer becuase you told me they cant catch on fre? [email protected]: fire* Kristian V. Has Disconnected

Talia D.: Hi, my name is Talia D.. How may I help you? [email protected]: I would like to know how many people that have your job are working [email protected]: lately ive been getting some really stupid bitches [email protected]: that barely speak english.. [email protected]: give me a man Talia D. Has Disconnected

Rosemarie R.: Hi, my name is Rosemarie R.. How may I help you? [email protected]: fuck off, [email protected]: you are retarded. [email protected]: downybitch Rosemarie R.: You are all that bright either. Rosemarie R.: And noooooo life. [email protected]: BITCH [email protected]: DAFT PUNK LYRICS "Around The World" Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world. [email protected]: DAFT PUNK LYRICS "Around The World" Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world. [email protected]: DAFT PUNK LYRICS "Around The World" Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world [email protected]: RAGED?!?! Rosemarie R. Has Disconnected

Kristian V.: Hi, my name is Kristian V.. How may I help you? [email protected]: hi [email protected]: are you here? Kristian V.: I am Kristian V.: How may I be of assistance? [email protected]: last night my computer was stolen by some thugs. [email protected]: does the warranty cover this?> Kristian V.: Unfortunately it does not [email protected]: well, last night my house was broken into by some thugs and my mom got scared and said you moving with your auntie and uncle in Bellaire. I whistled for a cab and when it came in the license plate said fresh with a dice in the mirror if anything I can say that this cab was rare, but i thougth naw forget it, yo homes to Bellaire. I pulled up to the house i grabbed my things and I yelled to cab yo homes smell ya later I looked at my kingdon I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bellaire. [email protected]: do you understand? Kristian V.: I do [email protected]: what should i do [email protected]: buy a new computer? Kristian V.: Yes, people who live in ballaire should have lots money.... [email protected]: Im living with my auntie and uncle [email protected]: and carlton [email protected]: they dont give me to much money Kristian V.: ask Hilary or Ashley [email protected]: they said they spent it all at the mall [email protected]: Kristian do you have *******? [email protected]: w4nn4 cyb3r? Kristian V. Has Disconnected

gay?

Ill make your mother eat your dick while i slit your throat.

what fuckin program are you using?!