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  1. don't lie to the poor kid. These are EZBoards. Just takes some customization to get it to look like this.
  2. Retard In The Shed posted a post in a topic in Artwork Showcase
    k, you all suck. Want to know who's good? Talk to leper`, he'll own you all at photoshop, dreamweaver, flash, wacom, audio, everything. Stop trying.
  3. 94 Pontiac Sunbird 3.1L V6 MFI 5 Speed Fear....
  4. he used to, it was like the dave chapelle show. Lots of good shit, but the vid is old.
  5. er, I updated steam and FatalFX works fine.
  6. I read the first 4 posts only Just because it was easy to make doesn't mean it sucks. Mine took 1 minute to copy the link from TShirt Hell. Does it mean it sucks? No. To make it from scratch it would take about 4 minutes, and it's just an image copy for the country and text. Doesn't mean it sucks.
  7. your nick is now registered. Whenever you connect you type: /msg nickserv identify <passwordhere> then /join #myg0t you can't /join #myg0t without first identifying. You don't need to type /msg nickserv register anymore
  8. God/Higher being aside, I don't believe in religion. I think we are to smart to be bound by rules set forth millions of years ago. Also, I haven't believed in god since 6th grade because there is just to many things pointing for and against him. How can someone say the ancient greeks are wrong with their gods and we aren't when they were both made for the same reason; to explain life.
  9. I like it. Could be the start of something really amazing.
  10. I started reading this thinking, hey could have a good idea going here. Then the word hack was introduced. Simply amazing...
  11. still funny. Reminds me of something I'd see on penny arcade.
  12. it's not fake. No way, no way, NO FUCKING WAY
  13. I hope everyone realizes that g0d could post the most ass backwards desktop and no one would complain. Everyone would want it like his. Like when he posted it and everyone changed their start button to the side.
  14. who says all sigs need borders?
  15. How did a post your desktop thread turn into a flame war?
  16. BLACK BELT FROM TARGET OR NOT, I WOULD BEAT THAT BITCHES ASS
  17. Ithaca, NY - Physicists at Cornel-Putnam University (CPU) confirmed yesterday the Holy Grail of Physics, the Grand Unified Theory, is contained in the Half-Life 2 source code. For decades Einstein attempted to weave together all aspects of physics into one grand unified theory, and although he failed many physicists have continued his work, seemingly in vain. The Half-Life 2 source code leaked onto the Internet by an unknown hacker last month after he or she compromised one of the computers it was stored on. This allowed physicists at CPU to analyze the revolutionary physics engine. Dr. Harvey McLeod said in his statement early yesterday, "I overheard one of my students talking in class, about how he was playing the Half-Life 2 beta and how exa the physics engine was. I became intrigued. I didn't think that a computer had the processing power to compute all the different physics equations quickly enough to animate the game flawlessly. I was right, they were just computing one equation." Game Engine Software Engineer at Valve, Jose Garcia discovered the theory. "The game engine ran too slowly. I was assigned the job of speeding it up," he said. "I started out by combining some of the gravity equations with some of the other force equations and found it all started to fit together. After a day, I had fine-tuned the entire physics-animation functions down to four lines of code, which ran a bit faster," he added. Game Engine Development Manager at Valve, David Price released a press briefing later in the day accusing Dr. McLeod of "theft of intellectual property" and "releasing of a trade secret". He went on to state the internal workings of the Half-Life 2 physics engine were the sole property of Valve. Any equations it contained, and anybody creating derivative works or publishing the equation in any way would be sued. Clayton Wilkins, a lawyer for Dr. McLeod, argued the equation cannot be intellectual property because it "describes physics itself, which has existed for 14 billion years from the time of The Big Bang to the present. Dr. McLeod's right to free press governs his publishing of the equation under fair use laws." Lawyers for Valve responded to the arguments by filing a lawsuit against Dr. McLeod and asking a judge for an injunction against his publishing of the equation. Dr. McLeod was stunned by the news. "Where would physics be today if other fundamental equations were copyrighted? E=MC^2 Copyright Albert Einstein, 1917! What of physics? Every theory is built on other theories and if we are legally bound against using the grand unified theory our entire field is in a stalemate. It's not like we can just find another 'one equation, which describes all of physics' there is only one! There can be only one!" http://bbspot.com/News/2003/12/valve_unified_theory.html
  18. sweet fucking christ can't any of you keep it simple. There like 3 people here who have desktops that don't take a fucking hour to see everything that is there. Get a fucking hobby.
  19. eat the fucking thing, fucktard
  20. mexican I believe
  21. OMG GOLDEN TURD DROPPINGS NOOOOOOOOOO!!!11!!!11!
  22. thats 2 minutes of my life I will never get back. I demand an explaination.
  23. heh, I laughed.