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Shotguns are awesome for fucking people up though, get a laser and a flash light on one of those bad boys full of buck shot. Don't even need to aim just point it in their direction and its gonna do some damage.

Heres a stock version of the 870. http://www.remington.com/images/products/firearms/premierdealer/8707s2.jpg And you do know places sell after market things for them too right?

At first I was like how the hell can you be so stupid, then I realized they were black and probably cant read. Just let that be a lesson to you, stay in school kids.

The actual song http://www.threesixes.com/iftd.mp3 And the lyrics: i FuCK thE DEAd A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT I'M PRETTY SICK BECAUSE I FUCK DEAD CHICKS. IT'S REALLY NOT SO BAD THOUGH. HELL, AT LEAST HALF THE LIVING BITCHES I'VE BANGED FUCK LIKE THEY'RE DEAD ANYWAYS. SO IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET LAID, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME IN ANY BARS, OR ANY MONEY ON A WHORE. JUST CRUISE TO YOUR LOCAL GRAVEYARD, MAN. WHERE YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO SCORE. ANOTHER LIFELESS, ROTTING CORPSE TO RAPE IS ALL THAT I CRAVE MY UNHOLY NEED TO SOW MY DEMONSEED MAKES ME FIND A FRESH GRAVE SO I DIG REALLY DEEP THROUGH THE DIRT, THE MAGGOTS AND THE WORMS AND HIT THE CASKET AT LAST MY VEIN-POPPING COCK IS SOLID AS A ROCK AND IS READY TO BLAST WITH A SWING OF MY AXE, I QUICKLY CRACK THE COFFIN LID OPEN WIDE THE STENCH OF FRESH DEATH FROM A DECOMPOSING WENCH AWAITS ME INSIDE I SWEAT AS MY HEARTBEAT STARTS TO RACE I QUICKLY PULL DOWN MY PANTS I UNLEASH MY PULSATING SHAFT AND I SLAM IT UP HER DRIED SNATCH INFECTIOUS PUSS DRAINS DOWN MY DICK FROM MY BLEEDING OPEN SORES THE PHARMALDAHYDE AND MY BLOOD COLLIDE AS MY COCK GLIDES THROUGH THIS WHORE I CRUSH THE CUNTS THAT CAN'T COMPLAIN, FROM THE STILLBORN TO THE OLD I FUCK THEM IN THE ASS OR IN THE EYE BECAUSE A DEAD GIRL CAN'T SAY NO I FUCK THE DEAD WHILE I'M STROLLING THROUGH THE 'YARD I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I SEE I FIND THE GIRL THAT TEASED ME THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL BURIED RIGHT BY MY FEET FOR YEARS I SECRETLY LOVED HER, I KISSED HER ASS, IT WAS A MESS SO I TOLD HER HOW I FELT, SHE LAUGHED AND SAID THAT I WAS A PEST THEN THE BITCH FUCKED BOTH OF MY BROTHERS, MY DAD, AND BEST FRIEND SCREAMED AT MY FAMILY REUNION THAT I WAS THE SCUM AMONG MEN BUT AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS, WE'RE ALONE TOGETHER AT LAST A HEAD-ON COLLISION THROUGH A WINDSHIELD GAVE HER NEW EYES OF GLASS NOW HER RE-CONSTRUCTED FACE IS A PLASTIC SURGEON'S DISGRACE AND HER DISFIGURED REMAINS REEK OF RANCID DECAY BUT DESPITE HER FEW FLAWS AND HER EXPRESSIONLESS BLANK STARE MY FUCKIN' TOOL TEARS HER FLESH AS THE SMELL OF DEAD FISH FILLS THE AIR I FUCK THE DEAD AFTER I BUST THE LID OPEN, THIS FUCKIN' BITCH BECOMES MINE WITH MY AXE I TEAR A NEW HOLE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HER SPINE I FUCK THIS SKANK IN HER BACK, MY BLOODY SNOT IS MY LUBE I START TO SLASH THIS SLUT APART RIGHT IN HER OWN FUCKIN' TOMB I FUCK IN HER ASSHOLE, IN HER GASH, IN HER MOUTH, IN HER RIBCAGE IN HER EYE SOCKET, MY COCK RIPS HER GUTS OUT I SUCK THE MAGGOTS FROM HER TEETH, HER HAIR PULLS OUT IN MY HANDS I CARVE A NEW CUNT TO FUCK AND SLAM IN MY HARD GLAND WITH EVERY NUT THAT I BUST, I SMASH HER CORPSE OPEN MORE I HACK THE LIMBS OFF HER BODY, AND I DESECRATE THIS WHORE THIS IS THE SOULMATE THAT I'VE SEARCHED FOR AND I LOVE HER NOW EVEN MORE BUT THE BITCH STABBED ME IN THE BACK SO TONIGHT I EVEN THE SCORE I FUCK THE DEAD

Lets just say I have an interesting hobby.

hey d00ds i'll hook you up, dont tell ur mom though, I got a link to it on this one message board I go to. They have a link section on it. http://forums.myg0t.com/showthread.php?t=44443

He made that way harder then it had to be, if you cut right at the base of the head there is a vertebrae that isn't interlocked so you can just cut through it instead of hackin away at it for 10 mins. Also pretty sure the video was fake, when he lifted the head up I seen it wink at me.

Does it make me a bad person if I was a little disappointed there wasn't a link to pictures/video of said dead baby in 10 trash cans?

Ya three arrows was a bit of over kill since it only really needed 2 but I mean you can never shoot something too much. And ya killing a random deer with a .22 seems a bit unrealistic, not that you cant kill a deer with a .22 but I mean the deer has to be close enough to where you can pop it in the head other wise it would run forever and you wouldn't be telling us you killed it.

Yes

Countless squrriels, deer, birds of all variety's, opossums, porcupines, tried to kill a weasel with my sling shot but it was to quick. One time I was bow hunting and a deer walked in so I pulled my bow back and it was getting kind of dark so I probably shouldn't have shot but it was like my last day out so I thought I could see well enough. So anyways I put the site on em and let the arrow go and it made a loud thwack and deer fell right over. Then they deer just laid there looking around and I was like, oh shit. So I put another arrow in my bow and pulled it back and but it on its chest and let it go and nailed him right in the top of the chest. Then the deer flipped out and started trying to crawl away, and I was like, oh ya you want another one? So I got my last arrow out and shot em again with it, then it just laid there and I could hear him breathing harder and harder then he stopped all together and started shacking his head then he stopped moving forever. Thats how I got my first deer with a bow.

I stopped when I got to the part about you at a party, knew it was fake.