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mmeeeww why are you putting me in this cage mew? meeeww meeeewww meewww whhatt are you pouringgg on meeee!?!?!? little did the cat know that it was about to feel so much pain lol

hey man stfu we are talking about lindsay lohan the hot slut from the parent trap in 1998 (when she was super hot) heres her pic for proof http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/lindsay-lohan/img_1.jpg "man i hope i get good breasts one day" well i, for one, am glad that her mammaries have ripened quite well. everyone should be proud of her succulent fun bags. one day they will shrivel and fall off of her so we should not let the times pass and be ungrateful.

that was fucking retarded please don't post anymore

ROFL his hands were so weak it took him like 5 minutes to get through the spinal cord. an axe would have suited him better. btw that was gross

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post your best ones here please looking for sites that spams firefox with windows containing gay porn, or other nasty shit. i need this to send to my best friend who i hate now and i want payback so please be kind and help me ruin my friendship. thanks!

in other news, myg0t is not slashdot

nice english you dumb cunt. if they were playing Wii he could have just said they were playing tennis and bashed her on the head by accident but apparently this girl was pretty good at raging if she got killed over it.

oh shit you're right i failed fuck

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=509713&in_page_id=1770

i didn't watch it but it gave my roommate a fright

mai waifu the last fourth of the video is the best, but the first three quarters of the video are pretty damn good too so watch those too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRR8lqlpU68 goujasu derishasu dekaruchaa

this is older than a dinosaur

if you want to be my peer, please respect my ears DON'T CUSS! repeat x 4

speaking of cats don't try to have sex with your cat because it will die so either don't do it or find a stray

"YAY MALL SECURITY SECURITY AT THE MALL I'M GONNA SHINE A FLASHLIGHT" - jesus ezekiel jesus

these kind of games aren't even fun, it's all trial and error / memorization then timing.

i once saw a beaver and it looked like this http://www.yesnet.yk.ca/schools/wes/projects/northern_animals_denise/images/beaver1.jpg see, i was walking on a trail that ran parallel to a river on a nice spring day and i came across it but it looked like it was badly hurt. i could tell that the fellow was going to die anyways and it looked like it was suffering alot. it had a wound on its side and flies were already surrounding it. the little guy was gasping for air and was frightened by me. so i figured i would put the fellow out of its misery and just put it to sleep. though i could not think of a way to kill it i eventually gathered some dry sticks and tree bark and set it around the beaver and made a small fire. he thrashed around for about 5 minutes as i watched and the fire did a good job of burning the flesh, but it did not quite kill it since i could see that his charred abdomen was still breathing heavily. i finally came to the conclusion that he would be better off drowning and dying of brain damage ( which would be a surefire way to kill the poor guy) so i took the beaver on a large stick and heaved him into the river. the only problem is that the guy landed on a rock that was only partially submerged in the river. all in all the poor fellow probably died soon after i could not think of anything else i could do for the little guy who was stranded

http://www.truthdig.com/images/eartothegrounduploads/hitchens_cig300.jpg sorry, i believe that a badass must be smoking by definition.

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he did not do any of those things, this is photoshopped.

cute animals gogogo http://www.fightdump.com/thumbnails/bn1N5Rvk.jpg i think i failed alraedy no pictures of penises plaese

http://doom3.planet-multiplayer.de/images/content/boss_cyberdemon.jpg i would be this either cyberdemon or my spy character from an MMORPGFPS i used to play called neocron. i had alot of fun stealthing around and stealing items on this game :) http://www.mmoz.com/photopost/data/525/medium/neospypa01.jpg