Pete McGraw

It's true this time. It was on CNN late last night.

http://rdos.net/eng/poly12c.php?p1=50&p2=50&p3=50&p4=50&p5=50&p6=50&p7=50&p8=50&p9=50&p10=50&p11=50&p12=50

Does Lolokaust have a fanbase outside of myg0t? Just wondering...

Good ol' "Honest Gabe" as the textbooks call him.

Everyone knows myg0t is 99% JEW. You are probably just trying to fill in the last 1% with this.:emot-yohoho:

He was better than Bush and Obama, but maybe that's just because he served during a period of relative peace. 90's rule, 2000's drool.

Don't make me take out my rage on you too.

Encyclopedia Dramatica is gone and it is now Oh Internet. The new site blows so much load in it's own cum-dripping asshole I can't even force myself to navigate past the homepage. I am seriously pissed by this new bullshit. What has our society come to when a website supposed to be a proponent of free speech and shock value deteriorates in something less funny than Family Guy and Robot Chicken combined. What's worse is that myg0t's excellent article on ED is now gone and the new site doesn't even have one!!! I... I... I am so fumed by this I would explode if I lit a match right now. I had to turn the pilot light on my stove off because this stress is causing the methane level in my ass to increase hundred fold, though I think I might turn it back on just to end it all. I can't think of anything better to do than die right now. Fuck you all.

What's a nigger?

Hey guys, I'm Pete McGraw. As the time passes me by, I often regret one thing. I never had a chance to fuck Mary Kate and Ashley when they were minors. Now if I ever make love to the Olsen twins it will be as one adult to another. I misgivings on this unfortunate turn of events for the rest of my days. What about you guys?

Oh damn, an ergonomic ass? So you don't get carpel tunnel while holding it too much? :emot-eek:

hit me baby one more time :emot-regd10::emot-psyboom::emot-w00t:

Don't worry too much about when it will happen.. It will just happen naturally. :)

Wow, I bet you like Jackie Chan too. :emot-owned:

I'm Pete McGraw and this is what I think: If you knew this was going to be a fail (which it is), why did you go ahead and post it?

:emot-froggonk: That's fuckin' nasty.

'Universe' is my favorite episode of Tim and Eric. :emot-regd10: It doesn't really look like cadaver though. :emot-ughh:

Too bad you only won a pack of cigarettes and some IOUs.

What the point of this thread? To misinterpret acronyms of stds? Lame. :emot-grandma:

Not true. Tsunami his US west coast. US is an Islamic nation, or becoming one.

:emot-regd08:

and you're going to leave in pieces.

Stuff about jews? More like stfu about jews.

Yes. In junior high I talked to some girl on AIM for several months, and then she invited me to her birthday party. So I went. I was really shy and didn't say much. I met her once more and it was just awkward. Story of my life.

20 years old, 20 years sober, 20 years virgin, not even a kiss. I've had 1 girlfriend but it didn't last very long and she wasn't interested in me at all. But I met someone recently and it's going really well and I hope to have a meaningful long term relationship.