Hermann Göring

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12 She has that elf look that I like.

How can you say this, are you blind? His name clearly states that he is "Not A Hacker."

LOL. The guy in the video said it himself, and it is contradictory to his experiment: The plane has to overcome the friction for it to be able to beat the velocity of the belt. Given the restraints of the problem (both the plane and the belt starting from rest and accelerating uniformly) the plane will not overcome the ground friction and the plane will not lift off. I swear on the life of every Jewish soul that it won't lift off.

Yeah, we know that planes have engines. But the plane will start at rest on a conveyor belt with friction, therefore the wheels must LIFT OFF before they are no longer a factor. Until the plane lifts off, the velocity of the plane created by the engines will equal the wheel speed, and the conveyor belt moving the opposite direction at the same velocity will make the net velocity 0. Therefore the airplane will not move and will not lift off. However, if the velocity of the airplane is greater than the negative velocity of the conveyor belt, it CAN move forward on the belt. This is not debated though, since the circumstances require that the belt's velocity equal the airplane's. The plane will not take off, I guarantee it. If it does, may my forums account be banned.

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I vote 3, but what does it matter without a poll?

Wheel speed is not in the equation, but the velocity of the plane is. How is it supposed to gain velocity without wheel speed? The wheel speed will being driving the plane forward, while the conveyor belt will be driving the plane backwards, thus the net velocity is 0. If you plug that into your equation, you get L=0! And unless your plane weighs 0 pounds, you can't liftoff. I just owned you with your own data. How do you feel? I feel great.

Didn't I warn you about being Jewish? You have 48 hours to convert, my boy, or prepare to meet a very good friend of mine whom I call "Injecting stuff into your eye with a long painful needle to see what happens."

He's serious. Use Windows' Sound Recorder, its the bomb.

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You don't seem to understand. The conveyor belt is moving the OPPOSITE direction as the plane. It will be accelerating but it will not be displacing any position.

I give this video clip 3 out of 5 stars. It is entertaining in the fact that the reporter suffers from a severe case of bird shit in his throat, but the lack of any prevalent point or plot is somewhat disturbing. I would not watch this again, at least not for a long while, nor would I readily recommend my friends to watch it.

Yeah, that John was such a loser. I mean he was always trolling and enlightened thinking wherever he went. Who has the time honestly to get into the character of some historically significant person, and troll on a forum under the name of that person. You would think that a ban would be enough to tell someone that they aren't wanted on a forum, but I guess Mr. Winthrop's skull is too thick for this common social function to permeate through to his egotistical and largely arrogant brain. I hope you read this John, and I hope it makes you cry. Yeah, I know you cry all the time because you're 34 years old and living in your parent's basement in Cleveland, and you never graduated high school, nor had a girlfriend. I know you contemplate suicide nightly, and that the myg0t forums were the only thing that kept you going because you thought that everyone here loved you and appreciated your philosophical posts. But no, we actually despise you. Even the few trolls that still claim to like you only say that to try and rage everyone else. No one wants you here, you are worthless and unfunny. I guess there is no point in continuing life now. You have no job, no life, no prospects, and no future. Even your level 54 paladin World of Warcraft account just got banned because you decided to spam 2girls1cup links. I know it might sound cliche on this forum, but go kill yourself, you desperate little bitch. Fuck off and die.

Only those with celiac disease actually need to eat gluten free, but not enough people have this disease that restaurants would bother to accommodate for them. Some get-rich-quick fag made a book or something about eating gluten-free for a healthy lifestyle and the media is spreading it like a wildfire. It's not like fat or cholesterol, which you should limit. It's a protein that provides amino acids, needed for life (specifically for RNA synthesis).

Excuse me, idiot. What is with bringing up this old thread? Yeah, we really want to be reminded of ThickCocks. Seriously, what were you thinking when you posted on this thread? My guess is that you were deliberately searching for an old thread that was just about to be locked but had some essence of humor to it, and bump it back into popularity. Then people would post on it, not thinking it was old, and a huge time-lapse would occur in the forums. You are a shirefag and a a Sackville motherfucker. Go suck Sauron's cock you fuckfag.

New Orleans Instrumental No. 1 by REM.

I'm going to see it with a friend, just so we can laugh at it. Sylvester Stallone movies turn out to be more funny rather than serious.

That is a stupid fucking question and a waste of forum space. The correct answer is three, as proved by the owl professor in the commercial. By the way, fuckhead, it was tootsie-pop, not lollipop. Wow, get a life.

If you are Jewish then I am afraid that I must authorize your death. I don't hate Jewish people, honestly, but I can use antisemitism as a tool to augment my authority. I truly am sorry, but what must be done, shall be done.