Lens Kleener

holy fuck:emot-regd10:

I accidentally her tits

Make ONE of your TWO friends (or both if you're smooth) a decent member of the female sex. Fuckin' will burn calories on top of the 8:00 A.M. venture. You might get addicted to sex (upon which will incur multiple partners, equaling more calories) and you'll be slim shit in no time. Lots to do then.

Remember cost of bullets. Machete or knife. Re-use rope if necessary. Rocks to skull, captive bolt pistol - as in cattle - i.e. slaughter-house (watch No Country For Old Men for strategy). I would declare, Half-Life 2 satellite based "Negro Reproductive repression/retardation beams" or sterilization; "de-facto" for anybody with "20 inch+" pizza cutters on their ride or anybody speaking "Ebonics".

Funny, had this http://www.gillianmckeith.info/i/stoolanalysis/type4.jpg after Coke Zero + Rum - Doubt that's healthy, but now I can tell the wife, "See, I'm fine, my shit's sausage smooth...".

Sounds like auto-erotic asphyxiation. Noose + Closet = beatin' off in secret. Some families call suicide, or arrange the scene to look as such for fear of embarrasment.

Worked there previously in college. Be confident, but polite and answer questions accurately/truthfully without long drawn out spouts. NEVER take the minimum pay (or whatever they offer). Started out $2/hr higher than the guys working there for 3+ months. Refer to customers as "guests". When and if you do start working there, be a fucking asshole to the cocky faggots in the A/V 'cause they think they are the shit, and pussy out on every bit of work. Car audio/PC/Networking is where it's at. Also, BB marks up their shit on Car Audio 50%, so employee discounts in that area can't be beat. Oh, and the gay guy in the yellow security shirt who says "Hi!" when you walk in, has control of all the cameras, so you can always snoop and look at tits. Lots of fun with that.

Agreed 100%, We either accept the ToS or gtfo and find another ISP. Anybody using 3G in most places has already been capped at 5GB. I'm w/Comcast, haven't noticed any caps yet, but the traffic shaping crap has to stop. Sad how the wild and free Internet is dying. If they would have spent more money on infrastructure i.e. getting their fat wallets out like Verizon and FiOS they wouldn't be crying about lack of bandwidth, and the so called "hogs". They are starting DOCSIS 3.0, so wtf is the problem? Oh yeah, that's right, they are still trying to wring that aging dump of a network they have for every last penny and passing the cost/inconvenience to us. Behavioral advertising and targeting ads are also worrysome, especially if you goatse it up on google.

Well, if you are SURE that you CAN execute code on the share, be aware, it may be a chrooted or jailed directory. In which case, you'll just pwn yourself right out of school :sly:

They do carve a lot of runs up, but in reality, there are hidden dangers besides looking :gay: Like about a month and a half ago, in Aspen! http://bp2.blogger.com/_KJ-ozqy1P8k/RZkjEphtDCI/AAAAAAAAABg/SYgFWT-m7EY/s1600-h/ski.bmp

On a side note, getting a warranty isn't necessarily a good thing, just more money for the store. Warranty for a few years, add another 200 - 300 dollars. Cost to fix it, sans warranty, 200 - 400 dollars; so you're spending that much anyway and if you bought the warranty, you are assuming it will break. Most (if not all stores) by default have a 30 day return policy. Depends on the store and the items too. IMHO, I pocket the warranty for booze, I do a lot of research on the product, see what the issues are, and what the manufacturer's ways of doing things are. Play the odds and take your chances. Good luck:cool:

Goddamn Rachel's hot! :bj::sleep2:

WTF :confused: Reading on... "And it's not just alcohol-related deaths. In 2005, a fraternity pledge at California State University at Chico died from water poisoning after he drank too much H2O during another hazing ritual. The same thing happened to a freshman at State University of New York College at Plattsburgh in March 2003."

#1 LAN Party fav, especially for m3n :drool2: Also, if your comps can run 'em, Gears of War (360 or PC) for coop, UT3 (PC or PS3), UT2004, Doom 3 Coop etc... And my personal fav, NBA Jam for PS2, not really LAN, but still fun.

I suddenly remembered this site with a resurrected recipe for Whiskey. http://scatoday.net/node/5904 Would be neat to sit down and take a week trying to go through these, alternating absinthe and whiskey. "... two spoonfuls of this last liquor is a sufficient dose; if any man should exceed this, it would presently stop his breath, and endanger his life."