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I'm scared that wasps are going to tickle my fucking balls.
ok, so I was taking a shower, and washing/lathering and etc. Then I look down and to my surprise there is a wasp floating around the hair catcher (I have long hair). I pick up the hair catcher to examine and to my relief it is dead or dying, so I flushed it down the toilet. but every fucking summer wasps get into my house all the time and it pisses me OFF! i hate wasps, on account that i was stung twice at the same time at a very early age, and i had read a scary goosebumps book about them too. sooo, what if i am sitting on the toilet one day and a wasp flies up and tickles my balls? or is in my bed when i get in and stings my ass. the idea of this fucking scares me. how can i capture and kill/torture wasps without touching them or risk getting stung?
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mr. bucket is lying, this is fake! the first pic is diferent from the second! look at the spoilers, they different! FAKE !
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nice find. i like this song. where did you find this? btw, I think this is a marketing scheme by YouTuBe to market their new music business.
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My friend goes to Burger King and gets HARASSED by this punk
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I played it for the first time at a friend's house yesterday. I had to use a Gamecube controller because Wii controller sucks for me and I don't have a Wii anyway. I like the game and it's fun like the others except for a few problems. That 'Final smash' or whatever the glowing circle is called is really annoying. Whenever someone gets it, the other people automatically die, there's no way around it. You just have to sit and watch random explosions and lights for several seconds until you die. Also, my friend also wanted me to play adventure mode all the way through with him. I played the first two stages and almost fell asleep because it was so boring. You just go around hitting boxes and shit, then fight some kind of dustsweeper at the end of the stages. The adventure mode in melee was fun because you actually had fighting parts amidst the lame platform game attempts, but the brawl version just sucks at it. Finally, the unlockable characters and stages seem kind of bland. All of the interesting characters are the same as the old games, and the newer characters like Pit and Ike, etc. no one has ever heard of before. And the levels are confusing as FUCK. The interactive level thing is just a bad idea and you would rather concentrate on fighting your opponent than on adapting to whatever the level wants you to do next. The levels that piss me off are the pictochat level (you can't tell what you can jump on after it changes), the Warioware elevator (annoying commands you have to do), the classic Mario rainbow world (was and still is annoying as fuck), the race track levels (where you have to watch out for cars going in random directions across the screen), and pretty much almost every other single level where shit keeps changing and lights are flashing, dust is flying, and you can't tell what the fuck is going on. It seems like a big clutter to me. It's refreshing to just choose the Battlefield stage and not have to worry about what platforms are dangerous, or will move, or will turn into a fucking waterfall.... Also, why are levels from previous games made to be unlockable in the game? Is it for nostalgic value or some shit? It seems like they either ran out of ideas or wanted to fit as many fucking things into the game as they could. After playing Brawl all night with my friends, I would rather play the original or Melee than Brawl again, only because they are more simplistic and less confusing. By the way, I do not have a code.- What's the best way to dispose of a corpse? - Stolen from 'zimmerman8k'
Meat from cows does not receive a letter grade such as 'A' 'B' 'C' 'D' or etc. They are graded by the USDA as one of the following categories which is determined by how much marbling (fat) is on the cow it came from. (most marbling) Prime-fancy restaurants Choice-restaurants Select-cheaper restaurants Standard-nicer fast food Commercial-typical fast food Utility-ground beef Cutter-ground beef Canner-canned soups/stews etc (least marbling) In closing: I"M SICK OF HEARING PEOPLE GIVE BEEF LETTER GRADES!!! NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!- HAPPY VALENTINES DAY *BANG BANG* 18 SHOT!
Yeah. 32 people is hard to get to when you are faced with overcoming your natural inhibitions to killing other humans. Much respect to CHO. No one else has even come close.- How To Seduce Women - Stolen from 'AsyLum'
SUMMARY for tl;drers: There are 3 things you need to accomplish for a woman to have sex with you. 1) Make her feel beautiful and unashamed of her body 2) Make her feel comfortable with you and that you will always be there. 3) Make her know that you are a supporter of condoms and will use them. Also- Using your mental powers and word association will help lead to sex. --End Summary Nice advice. I will give this a try and report back.- firewall ports?
Firefox checks multiple ports on loading a website, whereas IE just checks one. If you want IE to check a different one you have to change it manually. I'll admit that I don't know the port number off the top of my head, but I do know how it all works.- firewall ports?
Yeah, ok. You don't even know WHICH ports are firewall ports, so shut up about it.- Aspirations/careers of myg0t forum posters
In college I will study the history of some civilization and culinary arts. I aspire to be a great chef or one of many available careers for historians (i.e. Discovery Channel interviewee, museum curator, paleontology team member, jungle explorer, etc.).- firewall ports?
Actually, I would suggest using Mozilla Firefox. It gets through any 'firewall' or proxy-based site blocker.- VOTING TODAY
That is incorrect. Democrats believe that if the people have more money, then they will spend it towards the economy, thus improving our GDP, market value, etc. Aside from social programs, democrats encourage tax cuts for the majority of Americans. Conservative Republicans, on the other hand, do not give tax cuts to the average citizen, but instead to businesses and the wealthy in hopes that they will invest that money in the economy, instead of spending it. Look up your facts next time.- VOTING TODAY
In order to vote Ron Paul, I'd have to declare myself a REPUBLICAN. No way in Hell is that happening. I'm a social program loving, tax cut endorsing, stem cell researching liberal, and therefore democratic in our current political setup. Ron Paul can kiss my white democratic ass.- Trolls that you miss
John_Winthrop. Anyone who's ever even BEEN on the Internet knows why he was funny. Also notable: [myg0t]theMinkey - Super Smash Bros Brawl codes
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