Omnious

LOL I must be an exception XD I've never had a problem going places with my intelligence, being a nig of course.

Uhh Pika Sauce get those kids out of your sig, lol.

Now this is what I've been waiting to see, this is indeed epic. AAAHAHAHA "People gonna call me a child molester" - LMFAO

Oh you think it feels good to not be a lazy fuck...considering this is your first job you have NO IDEA what it'll feel like come a few months down the road, you're gonna be thinking "Why in the hell did I get this job?" No matter how the money comes in, reality'll set in and you'll be like "fuck this, I think I'll use a sick day and stay home". THE THIRST ALWAYS WINS.

Sorry to be that fuck who doesn't vote, but I haven't heard much from any of them for them to actually win my vote.

Never heard of her. She's not bad, but definitely not top notch enough to get exposure. Besides, is her nipples lopsided? I mean the right one looks to be pointing up while the left is looking more forwards.

LMFAO! But seriously, neither (Politics bore me)

Aww that's fucked up, man. Somebody's gonna have to clean that shit and get paid like only 8.00/hour just to do that.

That's where it doesn't work. By saying "they wanted" does not imply to the point of "you" needing one or not, as at that point it's out of your power. How can I put it...You want to eat, because if you don't, you'll die (you "need" to eat to compensate for energy/water sources). Same with sex, although as of now most people choose not to have kids or someone's gay, when it comes down to nature itself and natural instinct, you basically want to have sex in order to satisfy the need of continuing the survival of your DNA or the human race in a broader aspect. Basically it's narrows down to natural selection, and that whole "only the strongest survive, blah blah" stuff and this is how we do it. Sex is just made enjoyable so that we'd continue to do it in order to continue the human survival (For example, would you want to have sex if it felt like 2000 needles were jabbing at your dick all at once, everytime you did a stroke?). We as intelligent creatures have just learned to exploit that feeling without actually having to conceive a baby (hence, jacking off, condoms, buttsecks, etc.)

No. If you want to get assraped, does that mean you need it (wait, don't answer that...) Better example: If you needed a asskicking, does that mean you want it? (BTW, not offensive questions, just examples.)

QFT.

You want it in order to satisfy the need of continuing the human race. (Basic reasoning for sex in the first place, otherwise we'd be asexual) Or, you want it because it makes you feel good. You need it if you're the last of your kind and hope to continue it (Somehow all the humans die except you and a woman). It settles down to what reasons are you looking to have sex for.

DAMNIT I missed all the raging.

I'm sorry but when I read that I LOL'd hard.

Uhh...that shit made me sick to my stomach, I was thinking "OH YEAH, INTERRACIAL LESBIAN PORN!" then once the shit scene came I began to feel like throwing up the taco bell I ate. Then the throw up scene...WTF.

I'm down, haven't been raging in a few good days, time for some (I'm in the U.S. though.)

19. But life totally going somewhere.

Wow...You got owned by black people and your mother tries to make it feel better by telling you a lousy bible segment? Sounds like your life is going to be fucked up one, whether it be black or white people fucking it up for you... Morel Orel needs some god damn balls and needs to go toe to toe.

I sat through one of the sessions with a cousin (she was trying to be sober...only god knows how long that phase lasted) She needed someone to come with her on that one day, I forgot the reason why though, I think she was just being a scary ass. The people in those look so fucking funny! Then again, it gets really boring if you shouldn't be there. Expect to see a large range of people.

Almost anywhere they sell sneakers shall you find shoes like Vans, Billabong, etc. Don't go to any black urban stores though, 66% chance you won't find many of those there (You might find Vans or DC, but I'm unsure as I never see them in there).

I only know a few things in german, like: Du bist schwul. <If you're reading this and can understand it, it's automatically true.

I swear to god if I saw this dude or anybody imitating this shit I'd give them a dose of their own medicine and fucking split their head open... Sometimes I feel bad about being black...nigs like this need to be fucked up, seriously.

LOL that was great man 9/10

Not a lot of rage, at least 1/4 of that rage had your own quotes, should be lower or little to none. I'd say 6/10 for a first try.

You eat too much meat, not enough fruits and/or vegetables. Either that or you aren't drinking enough water. Go invest in some Stool Softener Tablets from your local pharmacy.