Omnious

Raping Incestual Female Kin.

Same thing I got her last year...nothing.

Fancy a bum, young chap? How aboot wit some tea and crumpets?

Not to mention at world's technology.

This. Thread. Delivers. BTW, Japan>The rest of the world.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I lol'd for like 5 minutes straight... please tell me that's a photoshopped picture, PLZ...

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hot shit, yo. Now that's how it's done.

See? I like Da_Goat, he actually brings the facts. And yeah, I don't think any of us will be getting into heaven. I heard about those 613 commandments... and I was like "wtf?". Most of us don't even follow the first10, lmao. BTW, quick question. Does the seven deadly sins tie into the bible??? I always hear of gluttony and stuff like that.

Did you not see the water???

That's DEATH! Be careful when he catches you, that means you're gonna die, or you're already dying, lmao. I had these strange ass dreams though... one of them I was able to fly and I had wings, all I had to do was jump and I was flying. Now that was a dream I didn't want to wake up from... Another time I thought I was underwater, but I could still breathe. So I tried to swim to the dark areas of the water (you know, like the abyss in the mariana trench) and next thing you know I fucking wake up. My last dream was a scary one (I think). I dreamed I was being chased by these green ass zombie dogs that when they bit you you turned into a brainless zombie. The entire city was filled with these things, and I fell off a highway intersection trying to escape one, but it jumped down and got me.

Oh I know that, but the thing is, they say the bible isn't correct because man wrote it, not god, and it's been copied into different languages many times over many years. What I'm asking is, if that statement is true, how can one use the bible if they themselves don't believe it to be the real word of god? And no, based on the bible, I'm athiest when it comes to Christianity, as I've stated before. I'm agnostic in the terms of "I am without knowledge", which is why I seek it. I don't believe that just one religion is right and all the others are wrong (which is why I say athiest), and I won't know which one IS right until I'm dead, should there be a right one (which is why I say agnostic). Now should trying to find out which one is right grants me a one-way ticket to hell (should that realm exist), then I guess that's where I'm going for trying to find out the truth. I guess I am just agnostic...lmao

Spooned's right. Yes, he did, Da_Goat. BTW, have you seen the movie of the Ten Commandments? He kills the Pharoah's son during Passover. Also,I'm not sure, but when people start worshiping a golden idol does God slain them all. I will look up what part of this is exactly in the bible.

BTW, if all have Original Sin, and they aren't baptised because they don't know of the religion (Like the Buddhist Asians, or tribal people for South America and other places), does that mean that by default they can't enter the kingdom of heaven? But the bible is wrong because it's changed so many times, based on what he said, am I right? How can one use the bible as a valid point if he himself says things are wrong in it because of changing times and multiple copying? Oh, and like "megafighterx" says, it's written by men and men are imperfect, blah blah", how can one announce that the bible as valid proof and what it speaks of is true? And that's the Christian bible you speak of. Jewish people denounce that. So do Islamics, and supposedly, they all have the same stories as to what Original Sin is and how it came to play here. Now, for those (like megafighterx) who believe that I don't believe in a god, I said I'm agnostic/athiest when it comes to christianity. That doesn't mean I don't believe in a higher power. All those other religions I am agnostic to as well. The thing that which he, nor you may not understand is the simple fact that you throw Bible facts into the arguement, yet you yourselves say that it's written by men and men are imperfect, or it's been copied too many times and some of the translitterations aren't true. All I'm doing is questioning those facts..

Oh here we go again, another one of those dumb ass people who try to shove religion down people's throat. First of all, if I'm Agnostic, it means I wouldn't know. Secondly, if I'm an athiest, it means I don't believe in that certain god. It doesn't matter what I am, esp. if I've stated before that I came from a Christian family. Don't go spouting off non-sense bullshit to me, all I was looking for is true reason. Secondly, when it DOES come to Islam and Buddhism, I am agnostic/athiest, as for I don't know and I cannot truly believe in everything I don't know. Therefore I ask questions and actually test the word. Don't go spouting off stuff you don't even understand. Look up the definition of Agnostic seriously before trying to throw salt in an arguement. As least those religions aren't trying to shove their religion onto other people, or at the very least, take a stance for something and then say they aren't. (Hint, Hint) Thirdly, what point have you proven? That the bible was copied so many times and transliterated that what it says isn't exactly what was the original. Pfft, as if I didn't know that. Besides, even if it was copied and copied, and copied again, who are you say you yourself know if what's written in the bible is the direct translitteration? (Which with that point makes it already sound like you're a biblethumper, just a hypocritical one or one who's trying to hide his religion) And you say I'm full of shit? At least I'm taking a straightforward stance as to what I believe/wanted to know. You may not exactly be what we call a biblethumper, but you still believe enough that in order to get your point across, like most christians do, you result to name-calling. Finally, if you aren't a christian, yet you throw out quotes in there, doesn't that make you "Agnostic"??? Come correct and try to answer my questions rather than to throw obvious information at me and empty name-calling. And tell me at what point am I full of shit my so called "non-biblethumping believer"? I gave full details on where I stood and what I believed in. You on the other hand are just being an asshat with typically nothing to say but rather than throw empty thoughts with name-calling (something a typical zealot would do...). Please do not try to say things you DON'T yourself understand. First of all, if you were a christian who actually read the bible, you'd know that God's power (as well as god himself) is transcendential and unchanging over time (past, present, future, etc.) So is your answer to that question is "Yes, the Christian God is flawed because he's simply an old asshole who's been making copies of himself and now he can't because he's done it too many times from one perfect idea."? And that question was towards the idea of Original Sin. Read the thread before trying to say something. And you yourself don't even know what the hell you're talking about, which makes you agnostic. Don't try to shove your opinions down my throat, Mr. Agnostic Biblethumper.

He does have a point, you did do a major side-step on that one.

OFT. The party usually ends for me when my wallet is almost empty.

Strangely, when I've sipped a few brewskis I've actually lasted longer...it might be a cure! And they say beer causes problems, LOL I dunno how many it takes for me to get drunk though...Everytime I've gotten drunk, I continue to drink and piss, over and over and over in a continuous cycle... I guess I stop when I get sleepy...

I never take shits in public restrooms, lmao. (If you've ever pissed on a toilet seat by mistake, imagine the NUMBER of guys who've done the exact same thing, whether it be by mistake or on purpose...and a lot of them don't even wipe that shit off)

Excellent post, Da Goat... it's what I've wanted to hear for so long...

Actually I'm an agnostic/athiest when it comes to Catholism (sp?) and Christianity. (Please tell me that you're calling DarkOn3 Catholic...because he so far is for the idea of "sin" and whatnot) My guess is you must be Catholic/Christian. Because applying Original Sin would mean that you believe in this doctrine. Secondly, Christianity being a decendant religion of Judaism (Which is what a majority of the Old Testament, if not ALL of it, is based upon), it would be believed that even the Jews would believe in such a thing as "Original Sin". Yet Judaism rejects the entire concept. So by fault of older generations does God make imperfect beings? Not your so-called "loving" and "caring" god, now is he? Also, it goes against the whole idea of Free Will, which unfortunately god cannot interfere with (assuming he does exist). Also, we're supposedly the image of god. Does that mean that he himself is flawed/imperfect? (Which is why so many dominations of the religion denounce that idea) A lot of stuff contradicts itself in the bible, hence why I am so skeptical about the idea of christianity.

Not exactly an excuse for everything. Children are born pure, yet somehow many of them are stricken with terminal diseases and disorders. Why in the hell don't they get cured? What about all those kids in the Make a Wish Foundation? I guess when he was making a list up of "Do not heal these people because they have sinned", he must've added a few to the list mistakenly.

Their assholes... I used to think women didn't fart or shit. But when I actually got into a really serious relationship, my god was I so wrong... (shit smells worser than mines)

Sir, I suggest you read the Ten Commandments over again. I guess that website is right, the 99% of Americans who actually call themselves Christian don't read the bible... Garath put it in the better terms than I did. It's the first Commandment . I even know the bible in that little sense, being born into a free-minded christian family. Secondly, God does control everything (assuming he does exist), he fucking made everything here in this damn universe (light and darkness, heaven and earth, hell, animals, people, etc.). Are you meaning to tell me that God isn't the only god in this universe? Or better yet, if god doesn't control everything, then is he not omnipotent like the bible claims? Sounds like you're contradicting yourself. Definition of Free Will: freedom of self determination and action independent of external causes. Violating free will implies changing something that normally could be done willingly by the person themselves, such as love. God (assuming he does exist) can't interfere with love for the simple fact it violates free will; by simply making someone love you messes with that person's will to find their own love. Healing someone who is afflicted with an illness or disorder does not go against free will, as it's an external cause (Unless you choose to get sick, at that point it's free will). And I believe science and religion CAN co-exist. I just believe that the Christianity religion is a bunch of bullshit. EDIT: BTW, If god were to have a plan, should he/she exists, and supposedly we are to follow it, how come nobody knows it, yet everytime something bad happens, the first thing mentioned is "Everything happens for a reason, God has a Plan, Sometimes Good People need to be Sacrificed for the Greater Good, etc."? Sounds like an cop-out, sometimes... Also, by the way, I won't go in on the subject of "God being god of all the people of the earth,etc..." because I remember a passage in there explaining that those who don't believe in god shall not be permitted into the Kingdom of Heaven... hence which is why we (as believers) must teach people unaware. But I'll let you find that answer that question on your own.

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