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Just things you've picked up during your life, or things you learned while working somewhere, or something like that. Let's try to get this thing going, we could learn a lot of cool shiz. 1.If you want to steal something in a bag this is how you do it. Buy some lead based pain from a paint place and pain the inside of your bag, alternatly you could get a sheet of led and put that round the item you want to steal. 2. before a test hide notes/text book in a bathroom stall. They let you go to bathroom you know 3. if you're under 18, you can return anything with a receipt; doesn't matter if its past the return date limit or if its used or broken... since you're under 18, you technically didn't have the legal capacity to enter into a contract, (which all receipts are.) 4. When sending a letter through the mail (local), put your name on the forwarding address, and the other persons name in the return address area, and don't stamp it. It'll go to them. 5. College Tip: If your professor posts homework solutions online, but doesn't post them until AFTER they are due, often you can go to the previous homework, and change the web address where the homework number is to whatever you need. Boom: homework solutions everywhere. 6. and finally.... ok guys i got the BEST ONE the Vice president at a car dealership told me this when your 17, have your parents put you as a cosigner on a credit card, have them make a few purchases and then pay them immeadiatly( like $100-200 worth). And then once you turn 18 you have a perfect 800 credit score, its a loophole he found to get people to buy cars from him, but you can use it to your own advantage , i mean duhh, perfect credit score

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Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There's nothing strange about that at all. I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way.

The idea originated at 4chan, true.

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Owned. http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9726/mcdch2.png

nice copy and paste off of digg.

funny story, one time I was in the movie theater watching King Kong, and at the part where he's fighting on top of the empire state building, some guy in the theater jumps up and yells "Man, this is fake" and gets up and leaves. He was serious too. Like he somehow missed the fighting dinosaurs and stuff.

I went to all my local McDonalds(about 5 I think), and stuck these fliers onto people's car windshields, and on the front door of mcdonalds. http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm103/Kironide/wat/1209667862080.jpg and this http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/3455/1209668113448nq4.jpg http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9726/mcdch2.png

It's working, I've watched it twice now, after you've pointed it out. Try it.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/208061.html Some idiot rick rolls his class Funny because nobody laughed. Only nerds find humor in this

You'd honestly stay with some random strangers? Considering the day and age we live in, I'd say you are crazy.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b8b_1209233457

That seems quite impossible that valve, some of the best programmers in the world, can't figure out how a hack works.

lol @ you people thinking valve cant just buy a copy of enhanced aim.

Nice try, but VAC will consider this a hack.

check the image source, its come arizona university my school.

wrong, go to the image source, its from Arizona College

Can you say FAIL? ASUA is slated to lose about $150,000 from rapper Kanye West's tour stop tonight in McKale Center.$500,000 Estimated cost of rapper Kanye West's show tonight in McKale Center, including all expenses and appearance fees $350,000 Money estimated to be raised by ticket sales $220,000 Guaranteed appearance fee paid to West's touring company $150,000 ASUA's expected losses for the show Total expenses for the show approach $500,000, according to a Feb. 25 contract theDaily Wildcat obtained through a public records request, as well as figures student government president Tommy Bruce provided last night. Bruce said ticket sales are expected to reap only about $350,000, down from $376,986 estimated in the contract, as seats were cut to curtail safety risks. A total of 8,083 tickets had been sold as of yesterday afternoon, said Darren Graessle, McKale's director of ticket operations, adding that the show was sold out.

lulz @ connect four http://wildcat.arizona.edu/media/paper997/stills/8o2ar9lk.jpg http://wildcat.arizona.edu/media/paper997/stills/7780y3lz.jpg The school is gonna lose $150K for this event..idiots IN BEFORE SOMEBODY POINTS OUT THE WATERMELON

For health I have to choose a topic of my choice and present it to the class, it can't be sexual so nothing about Penis or anything, but other than that anything goes. I was thinking diahrea, then bringing in pictures, agree?

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