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Yeah I tried this method and it worked, Thanks for your help everyone! @Thread Maker: Are you sure you deleted the whole entire system32 folder because it has worked 3 times for me now and I don't know what is wrong with yours. :dunno:

I dream the same thing every night: Tieing a lady 80 years of age or older up defacitation on her face using my feces as lubricant while I gently stroke my terriyaki stick blowing my load on her saggy breats cutting off her tounge and then using it as a cum rag

Ok so the other day I walked downstairs in the morning. My mom said "Hey you little bitch, next time when I say come down you better come down immediatley" And I said, "Excuse me, mother, but I find your immature and juvenile language rather offensive" So she got pissed and raped me. First she took off my clothes and started sucking my dick than she produced a dildo from thin air and shoved it up my ass. Than I got ready for school and went to school. At school I saw some hot girls that I wanted to fuck. So here's what I did: I sharpened a pencil REAL sharp and stabbed the teacher in the heart and she died. Then me and my friends produced knifes that we had stolen from the kitchen. One of my friends, Billy, was so bad-ass that he had a gun so he pointed it at everyone. One boy blocked the door so the kids couldn't get out. Then we said "If anyone moves or screams or tries to get away we'll kill you and pop a cap in yo ass, bitches". I told everyone to jump out the window and die. They did because I had previously injected them with drugs. Except the girls I wanted to fuck. I took their clothes off and tied them up. Then I fucked them. I took my penis out of my pants. I was proud of it because I was only 9 and it was 13.5 inches long, effectively making it the biggest in the class and bigger than the teacher's dicks too (And I know that for a fact ) I put my penis in one girls vagina. She was really tight and my dick was so big it only fit half way into her. So I pushed REALLY hard and it came out her ass. LOTS of blood gushed out, onto the floor. My friend ate the blood and got a boner because he's screwed up. Then I came so hard it hit the back wall. "OK, who's next!" I shouted! All the girls wanted me to fuck them, so I did. Then, the seriousness of what I had just done hit me. So I ran away from school, making sure I didn't get caught. My friends also came. I figured I might look a wee bit conspicuous, what with all the blood and come on my and dead people in da classroom. So I was lucky to escape with my LIFE! I quickly dashed to the local McDonalds and ordered a burger and smeared it all over me so I would be bloody anyways and it wouldn't look too odd. My friends did that too. Then we ate some chicken McNuggets because we like the way they taste!!! Then, I realized: I had forgotten to put my clothes on! Here I was, in the middle of the street, covered in blood and hamburger juice, naked. My friends were luckier because they had remembered their clothing. "Oh, shit!" I thought. Then the server lady ran out of McDonalds. "WHAT THE FUCK DO U THINK YOU'RE DOING! NO SHOES NO SHIRT NO SERVICE NOT TO MENTION NO PANTS OR UNDERPANTS!" So she started kicking me and punching me and raping me and I was like "Oh shit, this ain't all that good" But then my friend shot her and my other friend had sex with the corpse and listened to Cannibal Corpse on his iPod. Then we went to my house and hid under the bed. That was the scariest, most embarassing moment of my life!!!!! Then I cleane dup, sent myf riends home, and continued with my day-2-day life. No-one ever found out. I was quite lucky, because if they had used forensics I would've been screwed.

Good choice sir. I used to listen to them all the time

GET OUT OF THESE FORUMS NOW

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Shut the fuck up. How many threads do you see that are permanent? Even the ones in the permanent section die sometimes.

that's fucking beautiful

yeah eyereesh because join dates mean everything

Yeah rare in real life for you too eh?

Don't even get a desert eagle... waste of money completely Who was it?

yeah i brushed my teeth like 3 or for times when I was age 10 or so, but the mint flavor burned my mouth so i gave up on that

wow he could of at least disguised the link or something

Yep, religious people are insane

yo dis one time I was in a segway race and this GUY FUCKING CRASHED ON HIS FAC EHOLY HIST

Why the fuck are you guys helping him find shit? He basically ordered you all to do it and you abided. I knew these forums were full of negros missing the slave days

fuck you brett.

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YOUS DOES NOT BELONG HERE

im a nigger imo

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he didn't actually do this, he is just trying to be funny.

you really need to stop posting, you aren't trolling or funny. just a waste of space... your posts are all boring and I think the forum would be better without you

rofl are you serious? take a fucking shower bro