Mitsurugi

I was wondering if it would be possible to run your [Cable/Satellite/Digital Antenna]'s audio through an Audigy card or equally capable card then out to your stereo. Then have some kind of software running on the PC to monitor the decibel range, and when one of those faggot mother fuckers pops up in a commercial screaming about anal blistering: it would detect the change in loudness and automatically adjust it to a lower volume for the duration of the obnoxious fucker's marketing. Any thoughts? I know I'm not the only one who hates quiet movies and loud commercials. This is the best fix I could think of.