Everything posted by Bwana Clyde Batty
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my first date
- my first date
tell you what spic, take that counterstrike sig off your profile or stop using these forums, and it might improve your chances.- hey important message
Update: well the past months have been like this. ended a 3 month relationship, increased smoking, bought an xbox 360 console bought batman arkham asylum , fallout 3 , gow, assassins creed 1 ufc undisputed 2009 my ocd has become a real issue these days.. and my daily commute is full of frustration, because of niggers, and loudmouth chinks.- RIP myg0t forum
yeah all i see are pointless steam game rages..and so on... i have outgrown these forums because it's just not funny anymore. pushing buttons and looking at screens all day is not my legacy.. it's time to hit the gym and get real... but really i don't see this place existing 5 years from now ...sorry- Deep Thoat Neck Bulge.
http://xhamster.com/movies/607283/who_039_s_this.html- americans are dumb
yeah i know i have been to the states before in florida only orlando and miami, my thoughts of orlando... hot chicks,beaches, disney 7-11, and nigger neighbourhoods miami ....stayed at the airport ..huge mistake.. there was more cubans than americans there i also heard that Ohio is full of hicks ,farms and retards- new camera test 1 kitchen
this was consumed during 2 months of a harsh winter son, i could powerdrink you under the table- new camera test 1 kitchen
yeah cool man... so i just bought this new sony cyber shot camera and i'm trying to be cool, and the beer here in this picture is 2 months worth, anyways,i fucked a skinny chick who likes black tower ,we were drinking and she has a tight butt. with a tiny butt hole http://i55.tinypic.com/b3pdvd.jpg[/img]"]http://http://i55.tinypic.com/b3pdvd.jpg- Old schoolers
yeah i'm old school cause i'm a ban evader and this is my 3rd account my old handles were GOOK CocoNuts N Palmtrees.. i joined in 2004. and posted 1 shitty rage collage.lol- Anybody Ever Get Shit On their Dick?
i have.... in my life i have had anal sex with about 4 women 1st time... well i was watching this Sylvester Stallone movie and i wanted to try anal sex with this girl i was dating, so i put it in and she was in pain and after cumming, i ended up with Liquid shit all over my dick...i went to take a shower after.. 2nd time...this girl was used to anal because she didnt resist, and she was on her period, and we were about to go to a club, so i fucked her ass and climaxed in her anus..and after a fight i almost choked her,we made up but i fucked her in the ass again, she let me do it cause she wanted to please me . 3rd time.. this chick was a real slut ..she licked my ass and i used to beat her, anyway one time when we got back together after fighting, she came back to my place and was wearing, cut off jean shorts,so i pulled them off to her anklles and stuck my cock in her ass..fucked her silly then blew alot of cum...pulled out but no shit a few weeks later i fucked her analy again.but i got shit on my dick... 4th time...well this really intoxicated women i met, took her into a taxi,and into my apt. she was so drunk that when i fucked her up the ass.she didn't notice i did come in her ass, but no shit was present on my cock. she woke up the next day and didn't say anything..we had sex again but in her vagina..and acted like nothing happned.. has this ever happned to anybody here? btw all this is true- RIP knobjockey
i've had Diarrheafor more than 2 weeks. went to the ER last tue.urine,blood came back normal, doc prescribed antibiotics,my ass is still leaking though. still waiting for stool sample results might go back to the er on monday.. this chick is stressing me out though this might be the cuase..- what CS to get?
your not new...nobody is new you bearded nigger, and cs.sucks i'm about to give away my old valid account but i need something good in return..- Addicted to dick
your godamm right your rag3d .. and don't fucking play us your not new, cause you have been here before you fucking american fag..- I heard you Myg0t guys liked this kinda stuff
fuck that nigger in those old spice commercials- Valentines Day
i just bought some flowers, and i felt like a complete faggot in public... gonna get a bit drunk then have sex with this tight butt woman i have been sleeping with no lies here sir...- Sweaty BallsA
you know what.....i have the exact same fucking problem cause i fucked a girl with this problem but i'm not going to spray something on my balls though...- miss myg0t 2010
i voted for this guy http://i44.tinypic.com/350pkqw.jpg- What Is The Song That You Are Listening To Right Now?
Falling Snow -Agalloch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ih3JVrRPE- post what u r listening too
feeling shitty ? listen to this then....- REPORTING FOR DUTY
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/3503/1291752925470.gif- What Is The Song That You Are Listening To Right Now?
The Similou - All this Love- SAY NO TO DRUGS
hell yeah..- Just Saw Inception,and...
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/9287/1291945951567.jpg- Just Saw Inception,and...
i beg to differ, your saying you would NOT fuck this chick irl?- Just Saw Inception,and...
I want to rip open ellen pages asshole with my tongue, http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/ellen-page.jpg http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/80th+Annual+Academy+Awards+Arrivals+RtAWBLWNq2ol.jpg http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/2/20652/06_2008/EllenPageOscars.jpg - my first date