gd_pingu

i believe that God has created us and we must obey his 10 commandments. None of these "scientific theories" are on the commandments, or in the bible, therefore, are blasphemy.

this story made me cry manly tears and want to go outside and hug someone, so i did. Unfortunatley for me, it just happened to be a black person, and he was really confused by this action. Swear words were exchanged, pistols were drawn and before I knew it, this young negro had apparently bust a cap in my ass. So, instead of going to the hospital ( because hospitals are for sissies and pregnant women, and i am neither ), i went to the burger king accross the road, and started placing my order. The young Hispanic lady behind the counter said to me " Sir it appears that you have a cap busted in your ass ". I told her that i knew that and if she would be so kind as to continue with my order, I would be very thankful. Well long story involving cars, fires, zebras and an Asian short, don't hug black people.

pretty bad, but i've seen worse.

guiness is gross as balls. drink some Svyturys. http://e-catalog.rusbiz.com/user_images/en/prod_picture/18090892484302df15694c6.gif

visual basic.net for the win