Jump to content

jrm.

Members
  • Joined

Everything posted by jrm.

  1. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Flames
    i think we made him stfu
  2. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Flames
    Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board. If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. You are nastier than a five-dollar whore getting a shit enema. You're a waste of time, space, air, flesh, and the rectum you were born from, retard. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the Speaking Scale, it screams, or if you didn't have a face that makes your dentist treat you by mail-order. Nah, of course you would. Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it. PS. Gimp, don't come in here babbling like you had a mouth full of depends and a clue in your head.
  3. Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction. Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong." Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your father didn't screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. Who am I kidding? You would. To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.
  4. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Flames
    stfu nigger before i smack you with a wet noodle
  5. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Artwork Showcase
    naw that rotten brush does that shit to it lol
  6. looks like we have a DAZE wanabee here
  7. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Steam Powered Games
    sp0rk installs a few inside-game glitches. its pretty cool, auto-patches your game and tells you where they are when u join a game. goto the irc channel to get it
  8. atleast it keeps your beer cold
  9. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Artwork Showcase
    actually i used brushes from Prettybrushes.cjb.net so stfu nigger
  10. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Artwork Showcase
    i wana do it too!!! http://www.imgmag.net/images/jrm/11av.jpg http://www.imgmag.net/images/jrm/gothica.jpg
  11. http://c.adorablebunnies.com/sexy_lady.jpg
  12. that scared the shit out of me rofl
  13. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Flames
    http://snakeshed.sloweb.net/phpBB2/index.php omfg im ripping all this shit and saying i made and shit, and these forums think im god and shit, you guys should spam the shit out of it. and shit i got banned for calling this nigger a nigger goddamn niggers
  14. jrm. posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    his name is Knife
  15. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Flames
    http://www.knife.isafuckinggayniggerassjewbitchanalplugmotherfuckercocksuckingdickfucker.com
  16. jrm. posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    microsoft are queers
  17. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Steam Powered Games
  18. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Artwork Showcase
    gj dude
  19. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Flames
    stfu queer
  20. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Artwork Showcase
    http://www.imgmag.net/images/jrm/jrmsig.jpg I WANA BE A TUT WHORE TOO!!
  21. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Artwork Showcase
    2na make me one now nigger
  22. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Flames
    stfu
  23. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Other Games
    howd you know i was jewish :P
  24. jrm. posted a post in a topic in Artwork Showcase
    omfg i love it