I love myself, I apparently spend $300 a month on a residential t1 connection, which is basically impossible seeing as fibre doesn't reach that far.
I also claim I code hacks for myg0t, when I just download them and use them to annoy people.
I respond with "ahahhahaa" in forums because it's the only comeback I have.
I call people little kids without knowing their actual age and I also like sucking off men for a living.