tipsy

i was down on this bird once just licking around, and this thick white stuff came out of her like a marshmallow so i just gulped it down and the taste was so bad i licked her ass cos i new it would be better.

there are no police where i live.

sucks to be him.

I wanna broaden my musical horizons. What is your favourite song of all time? Why?

http://www.dailybits.com/18-undiscovered-websites-every-gamer-should-know/

http://www.givemeaname.com/images/namechange_p1.jpg Aaron Schwartz >>>> Sunshine Megatron ...

actually, there were a good few games i raged for a day then got bored of... still fun for a couple hours i guess...

qft

i use bit che to find stuff and uTorrent to run it. bit che searches more than just pirate bay for seeds, its fucking good. try it.

i used this site for about 6 months, and out of 6 months of freebies, i kept 2.

rifk

http://www.masalatime.com/img/82640.jpg

get a laptop, they are wayy better mayte! http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_326/12246283482h11MB.jpg

Dude, thats still better than a dirty punjab... try harder.

lol it is despicably random

You are gay. You just don't know it yet. I don't want to look at that piss poor excuse for a cake again I know your mum has a nice house cos i drop her home after i pimp her out. Does the council cut your hair? If it was me id leave it long to cover some of that stupid baby pre pubescant chin and your ridiculous ears

Ding ding ding!! We have a weener

your mum has a nice house. did she help u bake the cake? you look like a mate of mine from school who was gay too. and what the fuck is #|yg0t ?

Dude you ain't irish. My bitch is irish, and shes all pasty white skinned and talks like a criminal and screams at people in bars. you are a fucking punjab...

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/940191/strutter_handsome_coke_sniper/

and people take the piss outta me for my dodgy threads...

No.

i did not 'pork' her, no. but i shagged the shit out of her fat ugly room-mate... as for the three penises.. i literally know they look like penises. i lost a bet to a mate and which was whoever loses has to tattoo a knob on their neck. with 3 there i thought it would look more like a design.. lol. And yea, i get told i have knobs on my neck, i think its funny. As for whoever the dude that said it is unoriginal... WTF? it was designed by a graffiti artist based on her other work.. and it had to subtlely (or not i guess) incorparate a stiff cock and it had to fit around my old tattoos... its very original. I like it, and so does mi'lady. xD also, i have a tattoo of a heart on my johnson. that was another lost bet.. and it FUCKING hurt.

John - The person who designed it for me is a Russian (female) graffiti artist, i know as Strafe. I am a couchsurfer: http://www.couchsurfing.com/ and met her through that. When you couch surf, you teach, or do people favours. I taught her magic, she designed me a tattoo. I stayed with her for 2 nights before i travelled on.

Holy shit.. someone actually posted something relevant.. i was about to lose hope for this fucking place.