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really? that's awesome

start what with me?

STOP RUINING MY THREADS

If I wanted to, hypothetically, make a shit load of cash through somewhat illicit means, what kind of PC would I need? I read I might need a credit card keygen, any suggestions on this?

Well, Al, how do you explain that he hasn't posted in 2 days?

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It's got a beat and you can dance to it. Though I can't imagine anyone listening to this in their car or work room or in the shower.

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Then why don't you do something about it. Stop whining and take action.

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It's a form of insult.

Dumbass. Jokes are sooo 1990's. No one thinks they're funny anymore. Most jokes like the two in this thread are horrible. btw, OP, you didn't need to explain your story 3 times, do you think we are all mildly retardedd? I understand it but it's still a horrible joke. It's ironic, sure, but it's not at all humorous. To me, a joke must have the element of realism or complete absurdity to incite laughter. I will end my rant here.

Unlike in Australia, pranking is a felony here in the USofA.