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really? that's awesome

start what with me?

STOP RUINING MY THREADS

If I wanted to, hypothetically, make a shit load of cash through somewhat illicit means, what kind of PC would I need? I read I might need a credit card keygen, any suggestions on this?

Well, Al, how do you explain that he hasn't posted in 2 days?

Trolls are running rampant. we need back up move it move it go go go go.

It's got a beat and you can dance to it. Though I can't imagine anyone listening to this in their car or work room or in the shower.

Test Nope, still open

Then why don't you do something about it. Stop whining and take action.

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you'll find things here have changed significantly. we now support the environment and enjoy spreading a smile wherever we can.

It's a form of insult.

Dumbass. Jokes are sooo 1990's. No one thinks they're funny anymore. Most jokes like the two in this thread are horrible. btw, OP, you didn't need to explain your story 3 times, do you think we are all mildly retardedd? I understand it but it's still a horrible joke. It's ironic, sure, but it's not at all humorous. To me, a joke must have the element of realism or complete absurdity to incite laughter. I will end my rant here.

Unlike in Australia, pranking is a felony here in the USofA.

Obama wrote the stimulus bill. They kill a monkey and said they need someone ELSE to write the next stimulus bill. This implies that the monkey they shot was Obama. Context clues, motherfucker. This is DIRECTLY related to Obama.

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question: what part of step aerobics makes you want to pose nude with the entire class?

Multiple votes should be allowed. this is WAY too hard. tbh they are all very cute except 1, 2, 7, 14, 15, and 18. The two Indian girls are MEGA hott.

LOL at the variegated plant in the background.

gross that is sick. soon youll be sharing CC info.. protip: do NOT see ppl you met on the internet

my mother made homemade donuts at christmas. pretty pretty pretty good. had powdered sugar on them not cinnamon though. :naughty:

been trolling too much lately. i'll list examples at a later date.

CORRECT! /endthread no seriously he's right

valentines day=chocolate and a rose sweethearts day=flowers bithday=card and something creative/thoughtful never jewelery under any circumstances. the first and last piece of jewelry that you buy for a woman is the engagement ring. jewelry is the most thoughtless gift you can buy. You could give any said piece of jewelry to any said woman and they are bound to react with feigned joy. It is the fall back present for guys. Shopping for mom, sister, aunt, grandma, girlfriend, or wife and want to be a lazy son of a bitch? Get them all jewlery. Do you actually want to take some time and think of something original that they would genuinely like? Then NO jewelry you stupid fucker.