dubious offender

this is the first in a series of rants I will be post. they will range from numerous things that either anger me or piss me off the deep end. tonigts topic is coughing i've been coughing alot lately, probably because I have a cold. it really pisses me off. I mgiht have bronchitis. it's the shit. and I mean that in a bad way. it really annoys me. I mean every 5 seconds i have the impulse to cough. i can feeling the burningness all the way down my throat to my chest. it fucking sucks man. shit sucks balls. and if you or me coughs too much then ur throt gets dried up and u get a sore throght. it makes me want to sharpen a knife on a blunt tree and stick in down my throot shaving the skin and flesh off. :mad::madfawk::madfawk::mad::mad: it is making me exhuasted and tired and it is also bad for my social and love life. no chick wants to fuck some guy hackin up phlegm. phlegm, thats pretty shitty too. when your coughing and this goo comes up that tastes like snot (shut up) and u have to swollow or spit (lol). not to mention cough drops. they DONT FUCKIN WORK FOR SHIT! fuck man. i think i covered it all. well theres my rant, it will only get better from here in the future. thanks for reading and hope u engoyed

wow jerk

please wait while poll is being compiled (okey this is done) i made this because i told opter to make a poll but he failed. Now is time. we all know b/c Jedpimp`s tragic Death that we need to replace him. the griefing is over and we need to move on. this list is people who frequent this forum often. vote fairly and often edit-i am unnown to this form so i am impartial. this is good for poll results EDIT2-i forgot winner gets to be mod These are the campaign slogans issued to me by the 2 major competitors: http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1107/opter09.jpg http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1118/cadaver09.jpg Feel free to send me your campaign slogan and i will put here

waiting for poll (thread tools ->ass poll)

whats it from dude?

only Lan. i dont dare log into the Network so try at your own risk

thank u

wow kinda techical language but i dont think i did any of that

H73H9-S997I-ZHUY8-UU8SL-VH8AS 8G443-43GFX-ASD8D-93332-S993J DFDF8-JEE8D-8838S-DFSIII-883S1 VS874-WWI01-665HI-110IU-POP17 23-66JB-456 82-83YH-980 01-37SG-299 these are guaranteed to work on all platforms. enjoy! more to come later, but feeel free to share your own.

Don't make fun, he has some serious collector's items there. Bart Simpson vs. the Space Mutants was a classic if I remember what the AVGN said.

lets just say jedi won't have to worry about work for a while, a loooong while

new england not a state its region

I noticed that jedi banned a bunch of people in his rage just before quitting. They should all unbanned.

The real reason for Jedi's departure has surfaced! He kept getting drunk/high and giving away important myg0t passwords. The head hanchos decided it was time for him to leave.

me too

see you around dude

how much prison time has every one had here? i had 3 years for pot back in highschool, and 5 for violating parole (caught with crackpipe). what about you?