hhslf

put dat shiet on da PC IMO

in china party means work dumbass, they love to work. how do you think they make every single product in the entire world?

wheres the option for every one of them

too much black space

obviously fake voice also, xfire video is awesome

g1 bro u totly powned me

fuk u ur mom had sex with dog 2 make u insied joek

get rid of the faggot intro edit: GOD DAMN YOU THOSE WERE NOT WEAPON EXPLOITS THOSE ARE SERVER MODS

crystal meth IMO

fuk dis shietzu, yo

a. useful b. invented by a women pick 1

wrong. http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/bltampons.htm women can't even help themselves

Dear Myriad, I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this didn't need to be done, but I wanted to.. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, our relationship just isnt working out for me.. Don't let it get you all upset inside, It was completely your fault, no doubt about it. It is because of your inability to quit picking your nose problems that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you. You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with sweet way you stuff your face all day long while watching t.v. on the bed. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to love again. And hopefully we will be incredibly far away. Peace,hhslf

I think I read this in a youtube comment

HI, Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me. It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm. This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it. I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare. My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it. How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted? Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed a woman's opinion. Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes

using ie and listening to slipknot :dunno: :O_o:

how could you be so mean to such a nice old man check his subscriptions, the only person he's subscribed to is a teenage girl who removed all her videos shortly after he subscribed.

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g1

i think its suppost to do that

i only listen to d3ath metul

it's you're fffffffffffffff