1. You are all acne-ridden virgins who sit in your parents basement all day and pretend like you know how to hack.
2. You post lengthy endless rages that contain no actual fact, and consist of nothing but a small amount of misinformed opinions.
3. when someone proves you wrong, you only rage more.
4. You think you are straight.:gaysex2:
5. You can't triforce. http://9am.50webs.com/mgtri.PNG
6. You like having fishsticks in your mouth.
7. You lost The Game.
8. Your site crashes more than twitter. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3136/buddyicons/
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9. You are afraid to do anything that could identify you in real life.
10. You never leave your parents house.
11. You think you are better than people.
12. Just by reading this post, you have already thought of at least 2 ways you would like to kill me.
13. You won't do it.
14. You aren't high enough to appreciate the humor in this post.
15. You laughed at something in this post, meaning you are high.
16. You claim to have a girlfriend, but you don't.
17. You have a girlfriend, but you don't know that she's actually a cross-dressing guy.
18. You have a girlfriend, and you DO know that she's actually a cross-dressing guy.
19. You use Internet Explorer.
20. You insult websites that you have never visited.
21. You don't read an entire post before you start raging about it.
22. You think that hacking MMO FPS games is a good use of time.
23. You think it is possible to divide by 0.
24. You actually think it is cool to have a semi-l33t name like myg0t.
25. You don't capitalize the name of your own site.
26. You can't/don't spell.
27. You can't/don't use spellcheck.
28. 1/2 of you can't even code a simple web page.
29. You don't get why it is hilarious and borderline pedophiliac to have a link called "USER CP".
30. You DO get why is is hilarious and borderline pedophiliac to have a link called "USER CP".
31. Someone actually named themselves after the Waveform audio format.
32. You don't understand that my username is making fun of them.
33. Over 9000% of posts on this site are C+P from another site.
34. You don't get why it's funny that there are 34 reasons in this post.