Jacker

who would care enough about this place to ever want to be unbanned from it?

Haha omg you really thought I was trying to suck up to you, didn't you? Awwwww, look at you trying to gain acceptance from your digital buddies by trolling people on their forums. That's cute.

No problem, just looking out for you. You don't need to take me off your list.

Don't do the whole cake thing, it's just a lie to use to humiliate people.

Damn. Now I feel stupid.

Sorry for the flames. Bipolar disorder and all that. In all honesty it sounds like you're being self-conscious about your virginity and you are trying to try to find a way to deny it. Forget about it; it's no big deal unless you make it one. Obviously the boys in the locker room have identified you as a target since you seem to care about this topic so much. Just ask them to stop it if you don't like it and they'll most likely oblige.

Your 'topic' is too retarded to even comment on. But to answer, yes. You're a virgin. Even if you weren't you'd still have had fucked the ugliest chain-smoke alcoholic whore of a woman to have ever walked the Earth which still makes you a pathetic piece of shit who should have been thrown out on the side of the road.

Scissors. Your balls. Now. Before I call the vet.

http://www.grassmere-animal-hospital.com/images/Neuter%209.jpg

Shut the fuck up and get the scissors.

I didn't bother reading this self-absorbed wall of text. I don't care about you, nobody else does, and your existence is meaningless in the grand scheme of things. Kill yourself you attention whore.

If you haven't lost your virginity by them time you've entered junior high gym class you're most likely a freak of nature and never will. There is no hope for you and you will never find love. Since you will never contribute to the gene pool anyway, go ahead and clip your balls off so your self-conscious ass won't be embarrassed in public by boners.

If you really can't figure this out on your own then do the eugenicists of the world a favor and let toxic bowel syndrome kill you.

Was it right after you fucked your first turtle five minutes ago?

yall SUCK DI:emot-stalker::emot-stalker:K:emot-stalker: :emot-stalker::emot-stalker::emot-stalker::emot-stalker: DICK

is a faggot. that means you and me as well.

the shit on this site is only funny to retards and it'll never be sold to anyone.

woah, really? oh you're just joking. you're a funny man man.

everyone in this thread has a tiny penis. except me.

lol.

FUCK YOU I'M NOT A GOD DAMNED CHILD.

lol funny thing was i never intended it to be funny. i just wanted to see who would actually think i was pissed.

FUCK YOU DUN LAUGH AT ME.

oh i know that the cake gets ya in, but my point is who the fuck would want to bake it? lol. couldn't you just iono do that on your own? like go play on a server and piss people off on your own to make other sadistic friends that way instead of making a cake to have the myg0t tag on you as a symbol of nerdy prestige only the truly retarded gamers would give a shit about.

lol fake or not fake, who'd wanna take the time and effort to bake a cake to hang out with a bunch of sadists? ... hey does the cake NEED to have the weed or is that just a bonus?