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Beer tastes like piss. Drink hard liquor or nothing at all, pussies. Actually, those flavored beers are good...the Mike's and Bacardi Ice, etc. Only beer I'll drink. Why? Because it doesn't taste like beer. And there's more alcohol content. And because I'm awesome. Now, make fun of me because I drink stuff that has more alcohol content and tastes better than what you drink. You manly men, you.

Fair enough. While I can't relate to the "watch a game" thing, I can understand staying in. I just don't like watching sports. I would rather be playing. Meh.

Going to have a kid. I didn't expect much from "RetardMaster", though. Lol, says the wash out. I have a job, pay my bills, live on my own and I still can't relate. I still go outside after work. It's not hard, you lazy twat.

Fix it. Now.

Who cares? Sports are boring to watch. Go outside.

You really are raged at sp0rky, aren't you? Why can't you two just fuck and make up? ...That'd be some REALLY angry sex...

Now tell me you love me.

Wasn't this already posted? And yes, it's really fucking gross.

I'm actually really flattered by this. Oh, and computer is broken. You will have to wait a bit longer. :(

I just heard that they also found him with a noose around his balls, so they think it was a sex act gone wrong instead of suicide. If this is true, this old man is my new hero.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_views_of_suicide I've heard that attempted suicide is illegal in some places. I don't think succeeding is, since it's pointless to count it as such, but it's implied if attempting is, I would think.

R.I.P Bill. You will be missed. Hung himself at the age of 72. Amazing. That's like quitting a race right before the finish line.

Newell's new slogan: "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em".

Now get a real job.

...damn.

asian or brazilian.

lol raged by homogays.

Any idea where the body is? I have to find it before CJ does...

I'd hit it.

Incorrect. While he/she can do just as much to you on here as he/she can on IRC, you are more likely to come across sp0rky on irc than on here. Much more likely, in fact. I don't think it's any coincidence that you stick to where sp0rky most often isn't. :gaykeke: btw: don't ban me when/if you get mod back. <3 EDIT: Fair point, the conversations can get repetitive.

PAKI FTW.

Excuses, wav. Excuses.

I think you're just afraid of sp0rky. :gaykeke: Oh, and yes, the steak and potato burrito is godlike.

c. The Fact That They Are Cousins. ^That one. Oh, and I'd fuck her. Just wouldn't go down on her.

And thus, children, Kashew discovered "irony", though he didn't yet know it.