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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTPfTfgT-Vo Stupid whore was probably too dumb to see the obvious joke.

That was fucking stupid! I hate you! Fuck you and your little dog, too! Also, I came.:sleep2:

Not in Washington state. It's all good there.

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Tried the sponge one. It's like a hobo's fleshlight. Kinda sucked the first time, I just ended up jacking off with the lube. It's great in the shower though.

In honour of Black History month, I used the word "******" instead of "fuck" as much as I humanly could. :nigga: It's probably become a habit now. :wow:

It hails back to when I was a photoshop noob. MOAR BEVEL. That text doesn't look 3D enough!

I thought he was going to blow away in the wind before chinaman got to lay the smackdown on him. Kid must weigh 60 pounds.

This thread delivers. Haven't laughed this hard at a rage in a long time.

This is the same sig I've had since 2004. Except now I steal sig quotes.

Retards. If I had a pain fetish, I would never do anything permanent, especially not to my junk.

That derka derka shit got old fast, but the video was pretty cool.

My theater, so we can make fun of your face as soon as you walk away from my till.

http://img15.imgspot.com/u/07/58/04/11726489305841172654075.jpg Oh wait, you are. Whoa burn.

Isn't Maple Story that gay anime game?

Raged. Golf is a man's game. A fat, beer drinking man's game.

Supreme coolness is instinct. You can't teach that.

This and about half of the original habits are because of automatic transmissions. Like you, I drive stick. I tend to ride first gear a little high and people stare at me because they think I'm racing. My mom drives an automatic Sunfire. She doesn't apply steady pressure to the gas pedal, but instead stabs at it constantly. I can see the tach going from idle to 2 grand, back to idle over and over. It's a pain in the ass riding with her because my head bobs back and forth constantly. One of these days, the transmission is going to unbolt itself, say "fuck you", and walk away.

At least GM didn't pull their ad. They aren't one to be pushed around by a bunch of pussies (labor unions on the other hand...)

myg0t takes requests? Hey guys can you build me a robot? A female robot?

It was a NA ZX.:gaykeke:

Even the fakes are totally fappable. AFK Handsechs.

The red racing seats are a little ricey. :P Is that an Si?

Just a 318. Girls don't know the difference though. They see the badge and drop their panties. Get an e36 M3. Pre-bangle-sexiness and a performance beast.

Get a little one. The trunk looks bare without anything on it, but it doesn't need a 2 foot biplane.