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  1. http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6488/mst3kwb0.gif EDIT: But I agree, french Canadians suck. Bomb Quebec.
  2. Sentry posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    It's this kid with downs syndrome that has sausage nunchucks and flails them around. The FBI doesn't like people making fun of retards.
  3. Sentry posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    I think I just died.:wow: Where can I get a pair of those tights?
  4. I guess the electron microscope didn't do shit for science then...
  5. *gets in before the obligatory FUCK CANADA posts* ... FUCK AMERICA.
  6. Sentry posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Apparently neither can you. Go look up the definition of irony, retard. What he said redeemed this shittastic thread, but only just barely.
  7. Sentry posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Ask for vids and tell him they'll be private to g0ts only... Then put them on youtube.
  8. Sentry posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    It was a joke assface. The things you laugh at other than your penis.
  9. Sentry posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    So Stallone is like 68 now, right?
  10. Kceasy for single music files and porn. Bittorrent for movies, programs, albums, and other random files. I used to have private access to a direct download warez site. Boy, was that sweet. No more waiting for seeds & all that bullshit. It got shut down like a month ago though.
  11. Sentry posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Required: One picture with your face next to a cake you baked with the phrase "myg0t owns me" iced onto it. Denied. Shave the crustache and you might stand a chance with your re-pic. We need more cake bakers though. Their threads are entertaining as shit.
  12. I bought myself a new pocket knife and a tach for my car. I don't know what anyone is getting me.
  13. Sentry posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Spitters are quitters. If she swallowed the whole load and asked for more, I would propose to her.
  14. Sentry posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Explore my rectum with your tube steak.:gaysex:
  15. Sentry posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    I get my caffeine through Coke. Even in the morning. I don't want to have to add sugar and cream to that liquid ass they call coffee. No, I'm not a fatass on the fast track to diabetes. I eat right... but I enjoy soda with my food.:wow: And all energy drinks taste like ass, I don't care what you say. The (comparitively) small amount of caffeine in a can of coke is enough to keep me up and still give me the option to fall asleep, which is not the case when you drink a can of redbull. With a can of redbull, you need to wait for it to wear off.
  16. Sentry posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Holy shit, you're cool. Calling me gay and all. I suppose if I were gay, you wouldn't object to me dropping my pants and giving you a lap dance.:naughtyd:
  17. Sentry posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    HAY GUYS CAN I JOIN? I'M SUPER-COOL. I WON THE LAST TWO CHESS TOURNAMENTS AT MY COMMUNITY COLLEGE. WHAT SHOULD I MAKE MY NAME?
  18. Teenagers throwing pregnancy scares are so fucking stupid. "Zomg I'm 4 days late." She's only been bleeding from her snatch for 2 years, what does she know? The most likely scenario is that she's not pregnant and she's just freaking out over your mind-blowing secks skills.:bj:
  19. Sentry posted a post in a topic in Flames
    Someone doesn't get the reference. The movie was on a couple days ago. I watched it. A good time was had by all. I fucking hate Illinois nazis.
  20. Sentry posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    PLEASE FONDLE MY BUM :spank: :naughtyd: :wow: :naughtyd: :spank:
  21. PLEASE FONDLE MY BUM :spank: :naughtyd: :wow: :naughtyd: :spank:
  22. Sentry posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    No they don't, it loads for you because they're still in your cache from when you viewed the site you're directly linking those pics from. Fucking leech.
  23. Sentry posted a post in a topic in Steam Powered Games
    https://www.sharemation.com/sentry/stuff/qwikshot.exe Save this to your desktop, run it, then run CS.