Everything posted by Sentry
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Certain Forum Users Are Looking Conspicuous
So wait... What?
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HI!! WELCOME TO COMMUNIST CANADA WHERE BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOUR ASS!!
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6488/mst3kwb0.gif EDIT: But I agree, french Canadians suck. Bomb Quebec.
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stickam raging question
It's this kid with downs syndrome that has sausage nunchucks and flails them around. The FBI doesn't like people making fun of retards.
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Caught smokin the reefer, getting kicked out of where I live
Littering and...
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my cake for myg0t
I think I just died.:wow: Where can I get a pair of those tights?
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Canadians find possible cure for diabetes.
I guess the electron microscope didn't do shit for science then...
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Canadians find possible cure for diabetes.
*gets in before the obligatory FUCK CANADA posts* ... FUCK AMERICA.
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Half-Life 4 contracted
Apparently neither can you. Go look up the definition of irony, retard. What he said redeemed this shittastic thread, but only just barely.
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my cake for myg0t
Ask for vids and tell him they'll be private to g0ts only... Then put them on youtube.
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Half-Life 4 contracted
It was a joke assface. The things you laugh at other than your penis.
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New Rocky Movie
So Stallone is like 68 now, right?
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which p2p program do u use?
Kceasy for single music files and porn. Bittorrent for movies, programs, albums, and other random files. I used to have private access to a direct download warez site. Boy, was that sweet. No more waiting for seeds & all that bullshit. It got shut down like a month ago though.
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my cake for myg0t
Required: One picture with your face next to a cake you baked with the phrase "myg0t owns me" iced onto it. Denied. Shave the crustache and you might stand a chance with your re-pic. We need more cake bakers though. Their threads are entertaining as shit.
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What are you getting for Christmas?
I bought myself a new pocket knife and a tach for my car. I don't know what anyone is getting me.
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Donkey Sex
Spitters are quitters. If she swallowed the whole load and asked for more, I would propose to her.
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UR ALL ***GOTS
Explore my rectum with your tube steak.:gaysex:
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Bought some "cocaine"
I get my caffeine through Coke. Even in the morning. I don't want to have to add sugar and cream to that liquid ass they call coffee. No, I'm not a fatass on the fast track to diabetes. I eat right... but I enjoy soda with my food.:wow: And all energy drinks taste like ass, I don't care what you say. The (comparitively) small amount of caffeine in a can of coke is enough to keep me up and still give me the option to fall asleep, which is not the case when you drink a can of redbull. With a can of redbull, you need to wait for it to wear off.
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if i joined myg0t...
Holy shit, you're cool. Calling me gay and all. I suppose if I were gay, you wouldn't object to me dropping my pants and giving you a lap dance.:naughtyd:
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if i joined myg0t...
HAY GUYS CAN I JOIN? I'M SUPER-COOL. I WON THE LAST TWO CHESS TOURNAMENTS AT MY COMMUNITY COLLEGE. WHAT SHOULD I MAKE MY NAME?
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Girlfriend thinks she is pregnant
Teenagers throwing pregnancy scares are so fucking stupid. "Zomg I'm 4 days late." She's only been bleeding from her snatch for 2 years, what does she know? The most likely scenario is that she's not pregnant and she's just freaking out over your mind-blowing secks skills.:bj:
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I pledge allegiance to Adolf Hitler
Someone doesn't get the reference. The movie was on a couple days ago. I watched it. A good time was had by all. I fucking hate Illinois nazis.
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Pictures Of You Pets
PLEASE FONDLE MY BUM :spank: :naughtyd: :wow: :naughtyd: :spank:
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walken announces his run for office
PLEASE FONDLE MY BUM :spank: :naughtyd: :wow: :naughtyd: :spank:
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best cartoon EVER!
No they don't, it loads for you because they're still in your cache from when you viewed the site you're directly linking those pics from. Fucking leech.
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AWP Quickshot Script
https://www.sharemation.com/sentry/stuff/qwikshot.exe Save this to your desktop, run it, then run CS.