Animal_Mother

Shitting for me is even worse. If I have really heavy shit that day it splashes my asshole when it hits the water.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS GABE NEWELLS WIFE

I never play legit anymore. I love hacking and getting headshots through walls so much it makes my dick hard. I even splooge when people start screaming and get raged and try to TK me back (even though I just use speedhack to fly out of there and shoot all of them later on, dumbfucks). I stopped playing legit because I had admin on a Counter-Strike server and I kept slaying and banning people whenever I felt like it. I would turn on godmode and knife everyone and if they tried to run away I would slay them. The head admin eventually found out and I tried banning him but he had immunity and he suspended my account.

I HAD A CAKE BUT GABE NEWELL BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND ATE IT

You fail at life.

What was the name of that techno song that played during the intro of the previous myg0t site? It kicked ass.