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this is so funny, you can be a CT skin while really on T, and knife someone while everyone else doesnt even notice that you're there

i used to have a green/silver laser pointer about 3 years ago (since my dad is a physics professor and has many), they're really sweet and much more powerful than the red ones, if its dark you can see the beam and dust spectacles and when its foggy the beam is even thicker and goes for miles, i like to scare deer with it in my backyard and shine into people's houses :D

good thing i didn't use this on my main acc ^^ ooo im gonna try that lol, i might find it hard to find someone with a shield tho, might be as funny as the grenade/shield bug back in early 1.6

w00t, you know what this means UPDATE FOR COUNTER-STRIKE SOON! OMG (new maps?) but seriosly, im trying to rage the hotel california servers but it auto bans you right when you change your name to that.. and the sad thing is that is the only server that is most popular (i had to wait 10 minutes to find a slot before 5 other people joined before me, and its always on top of the list) i really want to rage those admins with like 200 kills and 40 deaths :( well anyway this reminds me of the bug in cs 1.6 about 2 years ago that made your name had 2 lines, and say something like "Press DUCK to join spectator mode" and the grenade throwing bug with shield that crashes servers instantly... those were the days

If you want the feel that you can hit any pixel target from turning your mouse from the other direction, you should get the good ol' Mircosoft IntelliMouse Optical

and dropout

very little, it just flooded buildings after everyone left and thats it WTFGAYHURICANE KILLMORE PPL

Silent Hill, i was like 8 when I played and and beat it, gave me nightmares!

you just get pawned too many times.

neither will you :fawk:

WDF dont change the taste of cock to peepe!!!!1

That was funny when the helicopter killed them all ;D

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Mo 62. Sean 63. Elena King 64. Lenny 65.Sariah I have one more, but its too long, its about a kid whos both parents died in the WTC and has no money to pay for the red cross, and they say they get 10 cents to every person the email gets forwarded to, my friend's little sister even wanted to go to wallmart and hand out flyers about this email to random people, LOL!

Well my friends little sister (who is 11, and beleives almost everything she sees in the internet, oh yeah she owns a mac too, so her little friends send her this stuff) Well i just wanted to share these funny (hoax) emails she was one day crying about to help these people.. well here they are From : Sariah Rickers <sariahrickers@hotmail.com> Sent : Wednesday, July 13, 2005 7:32 PM To : srbr9@hotmail.com, soccer_haidi_1736@hotmail.com, benzy4@hotmail.com, gungrl05@hotmail.com, danelleshr8er@hotmail.com, dollface18@hotmail.com, spencerr@hotmail.com, sweetascandyhehe@hotmail.com, thayne@studiesweekly.com, bird_crazy21@hotmail.com, hottamale94@hotmail.com Subject : FW: I believe! | | | Inbox From: "Emily Aase" <eml-10@hotmail.com> To: sariahrickers@hotmail.com Subject: FW: I believe! Date: Tue, 12 Jul 2005 10:58:00 -0600 From: "Marisa Singson" <marisasingson@hotmail.com> To: addisonred@hotmal.com, allineedisgirls@hotmail.com, annikamadsen363@hotmail.com, beach_leach@hotmail.com, bird_crazy21@hotmail.com, buttcheek55@hotmail.com, cjrocks_481@hotmail.com, damianrivers@hotmail.com, dysonrivers@hotmail.com, eml-10@hotmail.com, jazzchick5@hotmail.com, jeniveve_9@hotmail.com, kdh939@hotmail.com, mckbabe@hotmail.com, mikayla_drinkh20@hotmail.com, nofoodfouru@hotmail.com, nosbos180@hotmail.com, tiffanie_allen@myfamily.com Subject: I believe! Date: Wed, 22 Jun 2005 20:22:20 -0600 I believe and I am happy to know that i can send this to all the people on my contact list!!!! -Marisa Singson THINK ABOUT THIS BEFORE YOU READ! IF SOMEONE HAD A GUN HELD IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND ASKED YOU IF YOU BELIEVED IN GOD, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? SAY NO AND FEEL ASHAMED THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? OR SAY YES, I DO, AND DIE STANDING UP FOR GOD? If you would say no, DELETE THIS E-MAIL , NOW. IF YOU WOULD SAY YES, AND STAND UP FOR JESUS CHRIST, PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON. Note: This is a true article that was printed in a southern newspaper less then a year ago TAKE A DEEP BREATH BEFORE READING THIS There was an atheist couple who had a child. The couple never told their daughter anything about the Lord. One night when the little girl was 5 years old, the parents fought with each other and the dad shot the Mom, right in front of the child. Then, the dad shot himself. The little girl watched it all. She then was sent to a foster home. The foster mother was a Christian and took the child to church. On the first day of Sunday School, the foster mother told the teacher that the girl had never heard of Jesus, and to have patience with her. The teacher held up a picture of Jesus and said, "Does anyone know who this is?" The little girl said, "I do, that's the man who was holding me the night my parents died." If you believe this little girl is telling the truth that even though she had never heard of Jesus, he still held her the night her parents died, then you will forward this to as many people as you can. Or you can delete it as if it never touched your heart. Funny, isn't it? Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers! say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. (Or is it scary?) Funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God). Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace. Funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them. Funny how we can go to church for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week. (Are you laughing?) Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me. (Are you thinkin! g?) Pass this on only if you mean it.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/10/17/48hours/main525965.shtml he committed suicide because of a video game...

LOL

Hairy Pothead

I have to aim 45 degrees away from the toilet for it to actually go in :ughwerd:

LOL build your own computer, dont buy a dell

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Rise... mega chicken

they look like little midget cops running around, and the new ct models looks like scuba divers

runescape is like one of the hardest to hack java game since its totally encrypted and theres the report button, it kinda says so since theres no one who has more than 1979 levels in the high scores.. and mods always spy on you so its not like you can get 1m for free from your hacker friend, they will track the trade and ban you within minutes..

happy american day! we prove we are leet by stealing illegal fireworks from mexicans

POKEMON THE MOVIE: MEW VS MEWTWO!!!!!!!!!...... (actually it was kinda cool) :naughty:

lol funny when they dont know how to do it back that fast, and get jealos.. leading to rage :bowrofl: