GABE NEWELL ATE MY DAD

im from sw florida but yeah i was looking online before but only found 60x but this place called the purple ringer had 80x :D yeah gonna be a little while b4 i do it but it was the craziest experience in my life no regrets

they actually make 80x but its pretty overpriced and maybe too strong

i smoked some 40x salvia yesterday it was my first time. took a huge hit and omg i hallucinated sooo much shit and i couldnt stop laughing. the trip lasts about 3 to 5 minutes max but its intense and its legal has any1 done it before?? my vision turned to some sort of collidedascope and everything looked 2d fucking shit was warping and shit appeared and disappeared at random it was crazyyyy every1 should do it at least once!!!

you just wasted a bunch of time

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my reign of raging is now OVER!!!! i need to get one of those private haxxx ftw

yeah just fixed :(

everyone here is acting like if they all knew about it. probably a very small percentage knew. so you should be thankfull and myg0t is about rage, by more people doing it more servers are raged. and it seems like its not going to get fixed anytime soon.

well i been using it for some days now and after playing for a few hours and getting kicked it stops working and says this account is banned and then after a few mins it lets me join again lol

your mom

gabe newell is a fucking fatass, fucking cant stop us from hacking! watch out tho he eats people, my father used to r4g3 people with hax until he got eaten by gabe newell.

was fun while it lasted :D

FIXED !

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/swf/rubberjohnny.swf It's old but i missed it so someone else might have missed it. Watch it till the end, it gets really interesting once he snorts some crack.

:ghugugh:

pwnt

racism ftw kill all ******s kthnxbye

yeah just became useless probably one of the best hacks i seen in a loong time tho

Kind of long but it keeps getting better, self explanatory after 2 mins or so. http://ownedstepdad.ytmnd.com/

Yeah if FF is off and you put them at the tail it wont blow it up but it can cause it to go out of control best time to do it is when they are landing or making some turn lol and i've been flying the harrier so much i can pretty much kamikaze myself into any team helicopter its fucking funny as hell also a really good way to get a lot of team kills with the artilary strike is to do a scan for the map to see where the most people are and then order the strike wait like 10 seconds and drop an supplies and people will run to it to restock on ammo, health, grenades and the strike will kill them all. the most i've gotten is like 14 kills with it. lol all tks works really nice on the 64 player servers. gets you instant-kicked but you kill everyone and you can instant-rejoin lol also i've noticed when you kill someone/ or tk it doesnt give away their location for pretty much everyserver so its really easy to rank up on kills that way... not really a rage but good to know.

hahahah thats fucking great

Havnt tried the commander one yet. but here is some more - Camp the railgun on the chopper and mow down all your teammates a lot of servers don't have TK punish you'd be amazed how many are like this. - Request a pickup or back up! and when they get there kill them (this one pisses them off, since they went out of their way to help you) - Take the Little boats off the carrier fill them up with people and drive to edge of the map and just sit there. - Crash a plane into your team but jump off before and you don't get the TKs - Camp the carrier and when you see the Uboats leaving shoot the boat only when its about halfway and they will have to swim but wont make it since its too far. it's funny to see them try to make it. - Ghosting people is comfirmed use those jeeps. - Start random vote kicks and accuse people of hacking, basicly they will stop playing the game trying to defend themselves. - Take the tank and put it in the repair area and destroy those planes so nobody ever gets to use them. Theres enough exploits in this game to make it so one person can join a 64 player server and gurantee failure to the team he chooses. i'm trying to collect some screenshots of massive Tks i'll post them here as soon as i get enough.

Here some of these might be known but i'll post a few right now and more later tonight when i get more time. - Be a medic and Teamkill the person, Revive, Kill, Revive, Kill, repeat until person leaves the server theres not much they can do. - The good old car bomb trick if FF is off and vehicle FF is off this is good cuz the explosion from the vehicle will kill them. - Land on your team with the planes, Yes it's a lot harder to fly than the 1942 ones but with some practice you can start wingclipping people again in no time. - On runways have some tank standing besides the runway, When someone is taking off drive on their path and get out of the vehicle, instant death for them. - On the boat go on the gunner at the rear and kill all the planes, choppers so nobody can use them ever. - Fill a helicoper full of people and hover at the edge of the map until they either commit suicide or try to swim away only to find out they cant make it that far. - Snipe your team from distant locations if FF is on - damage your team and make them kill you so they get kicked/banned - Radio spam - put mines on your teams runway - Do a drive-by bomb for this one you put some explosives on your car then drive to someone near and the second you get out of the vehicle blow it up. if you live it's even funnier. that's all for now i havnt tried ghosting people yet, Post some of your own ways of tking

us 41 i go on that road almost everyday but i didnt hit her i swear.

I'm here still

lol my life is fine me and her are going out again so :P i just owned you all 95% of the shit i said was bullshit :blahb: