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This game is called Everquest, I usually rage it every day literally, the gameplay sucks terribly, I just train shit on people on a daily basis because it is an easy way to get a laugh and it causes so much frustration with other people and decided this train should go on the site, because its massive and did a shit load of damage.

 

Q: What's a train?

A: A train is slang for... a lot of creatures in the game that will obviously go after somebody that is usually unintended and the player is forced to zone, or in other terms, go to safety so he won't die and lose his experience. Experience is something you earn after each kill, when a player dies he loses about 30min - 1hr of experience in this zone because the level is not greatly high.

 

Even if you still don't understand it doesn't matter you get the basic idea of what training somebody is after looking at these screenshots.

 

Ok anyways on with the rage..

 

I usually get on and train by myself, but sometimes a buddy or two is on and I will train people with them, thus creating a bigger train that will kill more people, more deaths the better.

 

This is a screenshot of one of my friends I usually train with if anyone, he was recently banned because obviously for one his last name, and just talking a lot of shit in general.

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/mygmod/vladick.jpg

 

Alright on with the train, here is the plan me and him had, this is a map of the place where we were training people, I drew yellow lines to give you an idea what we were doing, we were basically going to split up, go on opposite sides of the zone meet back with all the shit on us and combine it, then zone so it will agro onto other players and massively rape everyone nearby as we watch, and the red circle is the area where we dump all the shit onto everyone.

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/mygmod/planning.jpg

Now that we are split up I am making my side of the train, here is a screenshot of the creature I am mainly going to train, these fuckers do a lot of damage and stun players meaning, it makes them unable to move so they are just forced to sit there while they die a VERY quick death. (kind of remind you of that shit from the movie starship troopers?)

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/mygmod/shiknars.jpg

 

Now on with the train, here is the train so far, you cannot see it all yet because there is still stuff on its way that is out of the screenshot, but its already pretty big alone, and thats only 1/4 of the actual train.

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/mygmod/T1.jpg

And another screenshot of the train,

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/mygmod/T2.jpg

 

Ok now I am at the spot where I drop the load, usually I would have to "zone" in order to get the train of me alone so they would go onto other people but luckily enough a guy was actually stupid enough to attack one and then it just went downhill from there, he probably got 4 other people killed alone doing this including himself. Everything circled in red laying on the ground was a victim of it, the people still standing is the other "group" of players just wondering wtf happened to the other group

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/mygmod/T3.jpg

Ok this is the actual train, this is even more massive then it looks, in the screenshot you can easily see 15-20 creatures, when infact there is a good 40 in there because the game is weird like that and glitches so creatures sometimes get stuck inside each other

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/mygmod/EQ000029.jpg

 

And another screenshot, even more bunched up, looks very small, but there is still the same deadly force there :P

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/mygmod/EQ000033.jpg

I could not get actual screenshots of them killing players, because I had to keep a distance in order for them not to attack me, but this is the aftermath, after the train ran through the entire area it killed a good 30 players. In this screenshot though, you can see that weird looking line thing where textures meet, this is called a "zone" line, this is where a player automatically enters in the "zone" at, as you can see there are many naked corpses around this area because they are coming back to get their corpse from when they died from the train earlier, but the train got most of them at least 2 more times. There were corpses all over the zone, but I decided to just take a screenshot of the big batch.

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/mygmod/aftermath.jpg

 

I know this was kind of long, but if you were there to actually see it, it is just halarious, everyone gets so pissed when you do this, everyone just gets off or doesn't come back for 30 minutes because they are afraid the train is still there. No one actually knows whos doing the trains, even though it's me that does them almost every day, they sometimes blame other players for doing it, it is halarious, everyone just fights for 10 minutes. The grouping gets all fucked up too because everyones trying to say they were there first originally, it is chaos.

Here is just some of the stuff some of the people had to say,

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/mygmod/r2.JPG

I was going to comment on how you need to get out but b/c of the way you did it with the screens...nice job.

lol... I think I've been victimized by your trains before :p

 

Unlike the other faggot nerds, I think its hilarious to sit back and watch them all die.

the funniest thing about everquest is they are paying to play unlike cs

which makes it way better

i would love to do that but 10$ a month out of my crack fund is alot

Training with Ragnarok online is fun, people get so pissed when they got 40 monsters on their asses and rapes em.

 

funny part is, gm isn't doing shit. They must be too busy counting the doe that they get from people haha.

 

(Getting Ragnarok mobbing aka training screenshots soon.)

  • 1 year later...
i use to rage people all the time in EQ like 5 years ago when i acualy played the game. but i did some thing i think is alot funnyer then training. i played an enchanter and me anouther enchanter and a druid from my guild all sat in the arena. i would drop an empty bag then use that spell (frogot name) and make myself look like a bag then my guildys would go to the edges of the arena and invis themselfs. then we would proceed to shout things like "free bag of items to first person to run to the arena" and shit like that. there would be 3-5 people that came and they would all stand at the edge and look to check it was safe...all they saw was a bag on the ground. so some one would always jump down and try to pick up then bag and be like "WTF why can't i pick it up". thats when me and my guildys sprong in to action. we would enchant and root the poor victum then spin them in circles or blind them. we could keep this up for as long as we wanted.....and we did. got alot of awsome rages from doing that i highly sugest trying it....not sure if any one even plays EQ now that EQ2 is out...but if u get the chance do it.
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