July 16, 200519 yr Maybe its just me but it seems to get worse as i get older. When I was young piss came out in one direct stream. Now it takes like 5 minutes for the piss to get there then it goes in all directions not just after sex at random times also.
July 16, 200519 yr You ever piss and a stream comes out of the first stream? Don't cross the streams.
July 16, 200519 yr at public bathrooms i dont even get close to hitting the toilet. So thats why the floors are always wet....   Wow, I really didn't need to know that..
July 16, 200519 yr at public bathrooms i dont even get close to hitting the toilet. i do this on purpose
July 16, 200519 yr its all about being at a drunken party at a random persons house and pissing in the little plastic garbage cans in the bathroom. that way it fills up and they have to clean it outt he next day, most the time theres other garbage in there too so they cant jsut poor it down the drain that have to get all the piss soaked garbage out beofre they clean it.
July 16, 200519 yr You ever piss and a stream comes out of the first stream? Don't cross the streams. RIFK! I know what ouy mean.. How the fuck do you compinsate for that? and your sig = win too. whore: You dump the shit in a neighbors yard or in teh street or something.
July 16, 200519 yr the seats with a cut in the front-middle part of it make it x300 easier to keep the stream on track.
July 16, 200519 yr its more fun to piss on the floor near the door so when ppl walk in, they have to step in it :wow:Â I do the same thing
July 16, 200519 yr i did this back in the day at huge house party's ...i open up the toilet water tank  cover where the plunger is...i stand on the toilet seat and take a GIANT shit right  in it...LOADS of fun and can fuck up the way the plunger works i.e. shit gets  caught in between the plunger and the pipe out or shit just floats and smells up  the house for days and your buddies mommy and daddy don't know where the  fuck the smell is coming from so they think it's the septic system gone wrong so  they call up ROTO ROOTER and have their shit sucked......or better...new septic  system which tears a hole in their yard and they spend thousands cuz their house  smells like a nasty TACO VILLAGE straight out of MEXICO.
July 16, 200519 yr Tequila']how about LIFTING the toilet seat. this is what i was about to say, although many times im too stupid to remember to do that
July 16, 200519 yr In the mornings my urine seems to come out at crazy directions , It's always a surprise when I start pissing on the stack of magazines by the toilet.
July 16, 200519 yr GhOsT']I dont have a penis. how cool nahhh i sometimes piss in the sink like if im at the dentists office cause i hate my dentist and his uber ***gotized secretaries and yes he does have secretaries...wow i suck at spelling...and life... :ughwerd:
July 16, 200519 yr how do fucking threads like these start? Btw! I NEED HACKS TO PISS... okay that was gay
July 16, 200519 yr You mastrubate to much and sit in front of the computer far to long. Thus causing an effect in your eyesight.\\Â Or you just have terrible aim, Or you are always rushing somewhere and not leting the body do the work at it's own pace. \\
July 16, 200519 yr Jordon']why after 17 years do i still piss on the toilet seat?!  Because you are too fucking stupid to remember to lift the seat. That or you have a deformed penis.
July 16, 200519 yr Author Anouther :Â Do you piss on the side to make it quiet or do you go in the middle and have a nice splash?
