July 16, 200519 yr DKay']i piss on the sink That is fun to do...... just gotta make sure you piss on the faucet knobs and the soap dispenser in public bathrooms.
July 17, 200519 yr I don't know, I somehow always manage to hit the seat too. Then I'm like shitfuck and just lift the seat up and pretend It was like that the whole time. Haha. LMAO I've done that before, lift the toilet seat up and leave it like I had it up so I couldn't have pissed on it hehe
July 17, 200519 yr Jordon']Anouther : Do you piss on the side to make it quiet or do you go in the middle and have a nice splash? I guess it really depends where I am and who is all at that place. And if they can hear most of the time where ever it hits lol.
July 18, 200519 yr Shitting for me is even worse. If I have really heavy shit that day it splashes my asshole when it hits the water.
July 18, 200519 yr Jordon']Anouther : Do you piss on the side to make it quiet or do you go in the middle and have a nice splash? ROFL, I only do that to silence the piss if I'm at a girl's house or something. But yeah, I'm guilty of that. Also, when it comes to pissing on the seat, I do it all the time. I always clean it up myself, but why do I do it? Why does anyone do it? Why is taking a shit in a urinal so funny? The bathroom is full of questions like those.
July 18, 200519 yr Shitting for me is even worse. If I have really heavy shit that day it splashes my asshole when it hits the water. omg I second the shit-splash
July 18, 200519 yr Jordon']you think i would have got better at aiming guess not :wow: :wow: :wow: because spreading the cum all over your mothers face has affected your urinating
July 18, 200519 yr Jordon']you think i would have got better at aiming guess not :wow: :wow: :wow: after 15 years i still shit on my hand
July 19, 200519 yr MAKONG']ROFL' date=' I only do that to silence the piss if I'm at a girl's house or something. But yeah, I'm guilty of that. Also, when it comes to pissing on the seat, I do it all the time. I always clean it up myself, but why do I do it? Why does anyone do it? Why is taking a shit in a urinal so funny? The bathroom is full of questions like those.[/quote'] well with 5 it'd be hard not to hit the seat, right?
July 19, 200519 yr I have a question. Do you ever wake up with morning wood. I can't piss down when my dick is hard.. Well I could but id have to move my body and thats uneeded movement.. does anyone have trouble with this? :snivel:
